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  4. Posted

    how do you get the picture here?

    At the bottom of the page is a box that says "You can add this graphic to your Web page using the HTML below."

    For guesty this is...

    <a href="http://www.cyborgname.com">

    <img src="http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/handyvac-GUESTY.png"

    width="240" height="180"

    alt="General Unit Engineered for Sabotage and Thorough Yelling"

    border="0"></a>

     

    You just have to convert the <img src bit> into the format that the posting system understands.

    I.E. <img src="http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/handyvac-GUESTY.png"

    width="240" height="180"

    becomes

    height bits.I

     

    If you've done it all correctly you get:

    http://www.cyborgname.com/webimages/handyvac-GUESTY.png' alt='handyvac-GUESTY.png'>

  5. Posted

    Ah-ahh. Now I discover from where cometh the pomposity. He's a horn blower. Orchestra bods (IME) are quite often up themselves. This one's a 36 yr old failed musician, doubling as a moderator on a website. An amusing website, made sad by its plethora of typical nerdy no-nos trying to make a name for themselves with their (lack of) 'wit'.

     

    And another Vilish Body ........female this time I do believe........said I'm a mad mad woman for supporting the (future) release of Charlie Bronson.

    You get these pratts/prattesses on forums,who hide behind their computers & pseudonyms and they start doing a Sedgefield Wankergit on me. They don't seem to realise how open the internet is now. And how easy it is to trace people.

    So when they read this........as they surely will (they've been on my websites several times), they will know that I'm onto them.

    Ha ha ha ha ha

    I'm speechless, anyone who disagrees with anything she says is a "pratt"

  7. Posted

    A mate of mine suggested I do a marathon.  Told him to F**k off, but he said it was for spastics and blind kids.  I thought - F**k it, I might win this...

    Okay I've just got to know, are you Ricky Gervais?

  8. Posted

    Did you know that Stephen Hawking is the longest surviving person in this country with his disease?By rights he should have died decades ago apparentely!

    Perhaps he did die decades ago but has been too busy to notice ever since.

     

    regards,

    Hein

    Or perhaps he died quite a while ago and his wife controls his wheelchair via remote control, wheeling him into the public domain every now and then to encourage book sales. After all, when was the last time anyone saw him actually saw him move?

    :lol: Of course if he was dead, she wouldn't have the fun of slapping him around anymore.

  9. Posted

    Pope John Paul II's last words, mumbled weakly in Polish, were: ''Let me go to the house of the Father,'' according to a Vatican account of the pontiff's final days.

    Maybe they misheard a plea for the abolition of the papal vow of celibacy...

     

    "Let me have a bit of how's-yer-father"

    For God's sake just make the next 2 posts, and get it over with will you? :lol:

  11. Posted

    >>>

    I'd also like to object to the idea that "he would make the streets safer".

    He's clearly an institutionalised nutter, who would attack the first person he comes across.<<<

     

    Please allow Charlie Bronson, long-term prisoner, to have reformed.

    Reformed what exactly, ham perhaps?

    Institutionalised, of course he would be. Locked in a cage in solitary confinement for 28 years, who wouldn't?

    (it takes 8 weeks for the inmates of Big Brother to go stir crazy and THEY have access to other people).

    But Charlie Bronson is a changed and changing man.

    His long record of ongoing offences tend to disagree.

     

    For your info, he hates the tag "Britains hardest prisoner".

    I couldn't care less, he's locked up for our benefit not his.

     

    The good he would do on the streets is that young tearaways would listen to him, whereas they wouldn't listen to authority.

    And he would spell out to them the hell that prison is.

    They can listen to him where he is at the moment.

    I think it's perfectly acceptable to give him internet access/a book deal/a journalist in suitable protective clothing. He can lecture the "yoof" all he likes, without being a risk to the society he's shown he can't be a part of.

     

    I am going to prove you absolutely wrong, mister. And even though this is not the right forum for this discussion, (fab place all the same......I love it) I couldn't just let your smug remarks pass without question.

    Check out some real facts on www.freebronson.co.uk

     

    You can't have it both ways, you agree he's institutionalized; but you expect him to be released.

    Here's a shocking theory for you, he duffs up people all the time because he knows he can't hack it on the outside.

  13. Posted

    Jesus - who is that???  Tessa Jowell's ugly sister?????

    That, me old mukka, is the Rt Hon Helen Clark Pime Minister of New Zealand. At least until tomorrow, general election and all that...

     

     

    All together now 'Isn't she lovely...'

    And people are threatening to blow themselves up if they can't talk to her.

     

    Kinda put's people throwing eggs at John Prescott in the shade.

    Personally I'd vote for Mr Brash just cos I like his name.

     

    Anyway who are you going to vote for Gunga-Din?

  14. Posted

    Had an orange in his gob as well I think.

    I always thought the amyl nitrate soacked orange was found stuffed in a different

    oriface.

    I believe your supposed to bite on the fruit at the appropriate moment to wake yourself up & prevent asphyxiation.

    (I should emphasise I found this out from watching an episode of "Six Feet Under" incase your wondering.)

  15. Posted

    I'm sure Bin Laden's been under a couple of thousand tons of Afghan mountain since 2001 -  otherwise why hasn't he done more of his "happy-snap" video shoots where it actually appears to be him doing it?  Maybe he has logistical problems..."Oi Hassan, pop into Dixons next time you're in Peshawar and get some new f*ckin batteries for the video.  Oh, and we've run out of tonic"

    Supposedly OBL has a fanatical fear of technology, being continually afriad that the CIA would get to his PC. This is why Tora-Bora never got Broadband.

  17. Posted

    When something terrible happens in your life or very sad

    you may loose your faith in Christe.

    Who? ;)

    Christe...................................

     

    For just a breif second i thought i made his name

    a spelling casualty. :D

    I'm curious Banshees, why are your lines shorter than everyone elses?

    Do you have a very narrow monitor[sic] or are you just trying to make your posts look bigger.

  18. Posted

    Did you know the name Google derives from "go ogle", which is what most people do when they're on the web?

    Wow! That is the most useful thing I have ever ever read on this site. ;)

    Yes, but I think it's the only useful thing I've seen on this site. :D

  19. Posted

    Lived in 17 out of the 37 States and... according to this news bulletin there are now 50 states.   Wonder when that happened.

    Well after a quick google...

     

    38 Colorado August 1, 1876

    39 North Dakota November 2, 1889

    40 South Dakota November 2, 1889

    41 Montana November 8, 1889

    42 Washington November 11, 1889

    43 Idaho July 3, 1890

    44 Wyoming July 10, 1890

    45 Utah January 4, 1896

    46 Oklahoma November 16, 1907

    47 New Mexico January 6, 1912

    48 Arizona February 14, 1912

    49 Alaska January 3, 1959

    50 Hawaii August 21, 1959

     

    So you're locked in the 1870s mindset then Bruno?

    Well, someone is bored. :rip:

    Yeah, and it only wasted a minute and a half. Must find something else to do.

  21. Posted

    The famous person I am referring to is none other than Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

    Perhaps if at the same time we all concentrated very hard on the thought we could make her head explode by telekenisis (like the guy in scanners).

     

    Just a thought, if it works can we do Tony Blair next?

    Great, a troll dredging up an old and bizzare post by another troll.

    Just what we need around here.

     

    BTW haven't we had lots of posts along the lines of "if we all concentrate on X/Y/Z they could die etc..." can we stop it now please?

  23. Posted

    Lived in 17 out of the 37 States and... according to this news bulletin there are now 50 states.  Wonder when that happened.

    Well after a quick google...

     

    38 Colorado August 1, 1876

    39 North Dakota November 2, 1889

    40 South Dakota November 2, 1889

    41 Montana November 8, 1889

    42 Washington November 11, 1889

    43 Idaho July 3, 1890

    44 Wyoming July 10, 1890

    45 Utah January 4, 1896

    46 Oklahoma November 16, 1907

    47 New Mexico January 6, 1912

    48 Arizona February 14, 1912

    49 Alaska January 3, 1959

    50 Hawaii August 21, 1959

     

    So you're locked in the 1870s mindset then Bruno?

  25. Posted

    .... it's your obsessive behaviour and some of your posts' content I find disturbing. Why find Windsor's work place? What have you proved? Why post Eric Clapton's (amoung others) address? What achievement is there in that? Why search fcuking anything about another member? Info provided in the profile is fair game, why do you need to know more?

    Well maybe it has something to do with persuading you he's a secret agent so you'll give him all your money.

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