sympathyforthedevil

No. Please don't project the behaviour of this forum, where moderators see nothing wrong with encouraging and participating in invasions of other boards, onto us. We're not remotely interested in playing this particular game of yours. Elspeth now, now, don't be a spoilsport. Join in the game with all the other kids.

Feel free to do so. But not before I mention that you have now passed FootballFan and remain on course to be the contirbutor with the most toal posts within a month or so. Since you're not getting the message, I can't be bothered with this thread any more.

And ever.

Really? An "Internet troll", obviously you have to specifically say internet otherwise your members might get confused with the "live under a bridge/look like Bill Bailey" type troll. And give a link too, incase anyone's still confused. I particularly like the thread title..."New features, zero tolerance policy & more... " They're behaving in a very Stalinistic way for Royalists. Maybe they'll all off themselves and chuck their own bodies down a salt mine. "zero tolerance and more" ? I didn't know you could get worse than zero tolerance. What does this mean? Have the royal forum moderators created a new standard of authoritarianism? What is it? Minus 1 tolerance? Minus 10 tolerance? Minus infinity tolerance? "If a thought even threatens to pass into your brain which is not 100 per cent in support of the royals, you will be brutally slaughtered" tolerance? I feel we should be informed.

And ever.

I wonder how long this thread will keep going. Maybe if people keep adding pointless posts, it might just continue forever.

Tragically, so is Donald Rumsfeld. And George W Bush. And Condi Rice. In fact, not one of the Bush Administration has died yet. It's just not what we've come to expect from people so intent on causing suffering. Then again, I suppose they are making people suffer by continuing to live, so their aims are currently being achieved.

I'm surprised you even know who Solzhenitsyn is. The Gulag Archipelago, one of the funniest books i've ever read. Why would I not have heard of him? And I doubt that "The Gulag Archipelago" is one of the funniest books you have read. I assume that was sarcasm?

Why hasn't anyone talked about Solzhenitsyn since February? Is it because it he is now assumed to be some kind of immortal? I for one expect to him die before the year is out, he is after all over 85 years old and Russian, so excessive Vodka consumption is a given. It could well be that he gives us a surprise by passing away before the year is out. Maybe he will even die before Tempus Fugit reaches 1000 posts, although this is of course highly unlikely.

No Sir. What's it got to do with you anyway. Just 12 more. I'm sure FootballFan is getting worried (or maybe not).

I got the same two people. Do you think that there only a very limited no. of options and that, basically whatever you say, it's going to come out with the same people? Ah well, Jennifer and Pierce. I could do worse I suppose.

FootballFan and Teddy, watch out. You will soon be overtaken by Tempus Fugit in the posts total. His average has, I swear, gone up again, to 20.5. This obsessive behaviour has got to stop.....NOW!

I couldn't possibly say who I voted for. But suffice to say that time sure has flown today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These royal forum guys really are a hoot.

I have just noticed that Tempus Fugit has now officially passed the 20 posts per day mark (20.4 according to his profile). He now stands at 15th on the total no. of posts list, with close to 600 messages. So, if he keeps at the same rate, he will be up to 1200 by this time next month. Since Notapotato currently leads the way with around 920 posts, and he averages 3 posts per day, he will have around 1010 by this time next month. Therefore, I have come to this unthinkable but undeniable conclusion: If TF keeps us his current rate of posting (20 a day), then within a month, he will have become the leading poster on this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And that is a little bit ridiculous, don't you think?

What's the point of this post if you're not going to tell us whether he looked good or not? You should have used this opportunity to inquire about his state of health, thereby providing the DL committee with the knowledge required to include/exclude him from next year's list. Frankly, I am disappointed. And stand around for 10 minutes while he waits for his voice box machine thing to warm up. I don't think so. Also I don't think his wife/mother/ woman he hangs around Soho with would have appreciated me going up to him and saying "Excuse me Mr Hawking, no don't ry to get up. I was just wondering if you were planning on dying anytime soon because I belong to a web forum that tries to work out which 50 celebrities are going to peg it this year. In particular I am responding to a request by a rude interfering twat named after a slightly good Rolling Stones song. He can't be bothered to find out if you will die soon himself you see. Anyway how is your geberal health? And , what is the nature of time ?" If yopu put a little imagination into it you would realise that a man in his condition being in the West End on a Saturday night was a fair indicator of reasonable health. I said he wasn't looking in any particular state of health. Problem? Ouch. That cut me real deep.

Indeed, I believe you. I googled Lady Bliss and discovered that she turned 101 in April this year (the site in question was about her late husband Arthur Bliss, a composer I believe). But I doubt she is famous enough for inclusion on the DL.

What's the point of this post if you're not going to tell us whether he looked good or not? You should have used this opportunity to inquire about his state of health, thereby providing the DL committee with the knowledge required to include/exclude him from next year's list. Frankly, I am disappointed.

If I hadn't already used up all my vomit on the sycophantic Diana "tributes", I would be very inclined to puke up again after reading this poem. Unless of course it's a joke. Please tell me it's a joke.

Apparently, he has now been fitted with a different machine than previously, due to his only being able to communicate by blinking. I feel he is not much longer for this world. I would suggest he be included in next year's list.

I regret to say that Tempus Fugit has still not quite hit the 20 mark, being stuck at a measly 19.7 posts per day. Shape up your act boy!

Yes, I joined DL but do not spend all my time on here. Anyway, you were bound to complain, as you were one of the most obsessive posters.

One more I forgot: Harvester of Souls: 6 posts per day

I can hereby reveal the most obsessive posters on this forum, ranked by posts per day. May they hang their heads in shame. Tempus Fugit: 19.6 Windsor: 8.9 Millwall32: 4.1 Janeo: 4.0 Banshees Scream: 3.8 Notapotato: 2.9 IYG: 2.9 Deadornot: 2.7 Josco: 2.4 Guesty: 2.3 I am particularly intrigued to know how on earth Tempus Fugit has achieved such a ridiculous level of posts per day. Does (s)he even exist as an entity outside this site????

I must be very slow. I don't get this joke at all.