Saint Peter

That'll make him choke on his turkey. Or will he choke his chicken

Back in hospital... Bad reaction to perscription drugs,........seemingly??? More likely a bad reaction to the non perscribed chemicals in her carcass!!!

And another cnut.... arguctugh

KneentoimeRix is another spamming ph*cker... Ban his/her ph*ckin' arse..

Healthy enough for a new TV appearance. Sanoffy lang time since he wis oan telly. I thought he was deed!!

Sounds as though he could have been an entry in the "Darwin Awards"!!!

He may sniff "freedom" on bail...

And to top it all the tax man is after him..... Probably time for another pint!!!

Freedom is looking good for him. Hopefully he will scrape into 2009 for an easy result for DL.

Cheers, thanks for pointing it out. I don't some drive by Ranters lobbing one in !!!

As far as I know, her cat is fine !!

Err, dyslexia rulse. It's Jade.

Isaac Hayes has sung his last note. Well done anybody that had him on the list. I didn't even know he was unwell, or was it an other case of severe queue jumping.

Not wanting to sound like a tw*t, but has BS been banned or Not. Or is it still up for grabs.

The forces of good are just making sure that you vote the right way. Democracy is overrated - you only need to take a look at the current state of Britain to see that. People are keen to protect their rights, but seem less willing to stick by their responsibilities. I watched the schools question time last night and was sickened by it. At one point someone got a cheer for suggesting that Iran was entitled to nuclear weapons as Iran is a democracy. I was bloody livid. Is anybody else getting a bit bored of the whole anti-war thing whereby anything anti-war is greeted by enthusiastic responses from crowds? Bloody kids. Anyway...yes...they are just making sure you vote the right way... I also saw the same program. What a bunch tw*ts kids are these days. I wonder if they would be show chipper if it was them paying extortionate tax to sustain the hair brained "Do Good" ideas. They probably think Hitler could have been stopped by throwing a couple of pansies at them . OOps, sorry nearly anti gay there... I mean roses. 'kinell, you have to be careful what say now. I think I got away with it..

The same thing had occured to me. But BS didn't dispute the wording. I'm sure the wording has changed since I voted. However if the comma is moved, BS has a chance. No don't, keep the cretin. [ 27 ] [56.25%]

I see BS loses either way... Look at wording in the poll now. Yes, throw the twat out. [ 21 ] [43.75%] No, don't keep the cretin. [ 27 ] [56.25%] This poll is more rigged than a Presidential election in Zimbabwe. BS it looks like a conspiracy. Yer doomed for the virtual gallows

This is insulting to the gorillas Intelligent F*ck wit

Keep!! As I'm perplexed to where and when he p*ssed somebodies chips. At this rate there will be no f*cker left on the forum Who's next for the DL virtual gallows, probably me !!!

Is Bill a little "Moby Dick" or is nobody available to suck Dick!!! Maybe the ticket sales didn't go well!!! Who the f*ck is paying £95 to see the old man who put gentleman's relish on womans dresses. On another thought, Hustler.

Just got 2000 litres of Kerosene fuel Oil. 61.38p/litre. £1,288.00 total. Damn near killed me! Since it didn't, the f*cking extra work I will have to do to pay it will! P.S. A tank of 0.75 Kerosene + 0.25 Normal deisel, works very well in a deisel fuelled vehicle You do the math as the Septics/Shermans say!!!

Claims he is doing nicely according to the Torygraph. He doesn't look like he is doing so nicely in the picture though.

I always thought SC was a girl. That's why I got confused about SC being called a w*nker. A frigg*r I could understand. Anyway it's NO from me.

His Sister is now fearing for his life apperently. However he will last a while, if he stays inside with the other looney tunes. Let's watch to see how long he stays inside, the tide will turn when he's out and about.