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  6. Posted

    Jack Tweed wants to open a restaurant in honour of Jade Goody...

     

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/most-popular/2009/...15875-21267529/

     

    Does the phrase "kebab shop" spring to mind?

     

    (I've just noticed that this was reported in the Mirror on 10 April, but it only reached the news headlines on BBC Essex this morning. Someone's a bit behind with their reporting....)

     

    International Cuisine, my *rse. She was a f*cking racist Chav, so that will be fish and chips with mushy peas giving it some class. Especially when he brings a friends relative that has restaurants on the Costa Del Sol. All day "English Breakfast" will be the speciality.

     

    Jamie Oliver will not be shaking in his boots...

  8. Posted

    Something must be done or the DL should list itself next year.

     

    Agreed, it's quiet but it hadn't struck me as terminal. We could have an 'introduce a friend' scheme, seriously. Or leave business cards in London phone boxes......on second thoughts, that sucks. Or cook up some 'event' in which one of us posts something outrageous and one of us anonymously complains to the papers, always good for a bit of traffic that one.

    Aye but there seems no shortage of new members, it's just that most turn out to be diarrhea posters and few of those who aren't, bother to stick around. The one by Madcow the other day was quite provocative, having a go at Brussels sprouts and all that, but will she return? We've had a few mad cows in the past who have been quite entertaining for a while but they never stay the course. It's the existing members (including me) who are not tuning in as much as they used to do. I mean I don't miss the scream, not one bit (well maybe a tiny little bit). But where are the slaves? Where's Lady Die and Boudicca? What happened to TLC? Why did Tempus Fugit work so hard to wipe away his presence? Is he standing for Parliament or something (I wish I knew how to spell 'something')?

     

    Maybe generating a bit of adverse publicity wouldn't be a bad idea.

     

    Facebook has a lot to answer for.

     

    Maybe Deathlist should have its own Facebook site...

     

    It does!

     

    OK

  12. Posted

    I don't mean to be rude, as you know it is so out of character ;) , however a point is reached when the spammed becomes the spammer. I fear we may be reaching that point.

     

    I think we've past it.

     

    The question is this - how many porn sites do you have to sign up with for your email address to get in the hands of that many spammers? ;)

     

    Eh, None. I'm a man of the cloth ;)

     

    Does that mean you wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards?

     

    I don't practice zuffling. I prefer it to be mouth washed :rolleyes:

     

    I don't practice either. No need, I'm already an expert. ;)

     

    ;);):lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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  13. Posted

    can i just say how disappointed i am at this website?

     

    yes i'm sure you've had loads of people moan about this website, saying how tasteless it is and how horrible you all are.

     

    but i want to add something to that, as i'm really starting to get quite annoyed now.

     

    week after week i visit this site, and week after week my disappointment grows.

     

    the main thrust of my disgust is as follows:

     

     

    WHICH USELESS PEOPLE CHOSE THE NOMINATIONS FOR THIS YEAR? YOU'RE CRAP!

     

    for gods sake, we're nearly halfway through the year, and there are only two people from this list that are dead!

     

    You even missed the bald chav herself, and she was already half-gone when you were compiling the list!

     

    you seriously disappoint me.

     

     

    btw i have no actual problem with the main point of the website. i think it's rather funny in a gallows-humour kind of way! ;)

     

    We are hoping for a sprint at the tail end of the year :rolleyes:

  14. Posted

    I don't mean to be rude, as you know it is so out of character ;) , however a point is reached when the spammed becomes the spammer. I fear we may be reaching that point.

     

    I think we've past it.

     

    The question is this - how many porn sites do you have to sign up with for your email address to get in the hands of that many spammers? ;)

     

    Eh, None. I'm a man of the cloth ;)

     

    Does that mean you wipe your cock on the curtains afterwards?

     

    I don't practice zuffling. I prefer it to be mouth washed :rolleyes:

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  15. Posted

    I don't mean to be rude, as you know it is so out of character ;) , however a point is reached when the spammed becomes the spammer. I fear we may be reaching that point.

     

    I think we've past it.

     

    The question is this - how many porn sites do you have to sign up with for your email address to get in the hands of that many spammers? :rolleyes:

     

    Eh, None. I'm a man of the cloth ;)

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  17. Posted

    From : universalloan@london.com

     

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    Need For Loan Application......

     

    I will be waiting for your urgent reply

     

    Thanks and Best Regards.

     

    Mr Richard Johnson.

     

    Seemingly I need a loan!!

  18. Posted

    From : kenncole80@msn.com

     

    Greetings From Dr Kenneth Cole,

     

    I am Dr.Kenneth Cole from the United Kingdom, I wish to know who you are and your capabilities in a financial transaction. I will like to make some investment in a foreign country. I wish to invest in Real estate management in your country. I have Seven Million, Three hundred thousand US Dollars ($7,300,000.00) to invest on these project and I will require your assistance in making these project a success.

    I want you to help me claim and retrieve these funds from the security company in Malaysia with the documents I have here with me and transfer it into your country for investment purposes and on profitable trade in your Country.

    Further details regarding this project will be sent to you upon the confirmation of your response. I will be waiting patiently for your email and hope to get maximum cooperation from you.

    Goodbye,

     

    Dr.Kenneth Cole

    Please send further response to my private email on kenneth.cole_21@hotmail.com

     

    Even more money

  20. Posted

    From : services@alliance-leicester.co.uk

     

    Dear Valued Customer,

    We recently reviewed your account, and we are suspecting that your Internet Banking account may have been accessed from an unauthorized computer.

    We are asking you to immediately login and report any unauthorized withdrawals, and check your account profile to make sure that no changes has been made..

    Please click on the following link to verify your account activity.

    CONTINUE

    Thank You.

     

    Another one from the same cnut

  21. Posted

    From : services@alliance-leicester.co.uk

     

    Dear Valued Customer,

    We recently reviewed your account, and we are suspecting that your Internet Banking account may have been accessed from an unauthorized computer.

    This may be due to changes in your IP addresses or location. Protecting the security of your account and of the Alliance-Leicester Bank networks is our primary concern.

    We are asking you to immediately login and report any unauthorized withdrawals, and check your account profile to make sure that no changes has been made.

     

    Click to Resolve

     

    Yours sincerely,

    Online Customer Service

     

    I don't bank with them

  22. Posted

    From : mawerickcows@verizon.net

     

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    Man's health, Anti-depressants, Antibiotics, Pain relief, Blood Pressure/Cholesterol, Diabetes, Diuretic, Sexual health, Erectile dysfunction, Weight loss, Anti-herpes, General health, Womens's health, Anti-allergic/Asthma, Anti-acidity, Sleep aids.

     

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    We back our medications up with a full 45 days guarantee.

    If you are not 100% satisfied, we will refund you no questions asked.

     

    Check out our store here : http://somewebsite

     

    I'm not sick !!!

  24. Posted

    From : op012555@keptprivate.com

     

    Good Day,

     

    Please Read.

     

    My name is Mr. Sidi Sanogo Napon , I am the credit officer in International Credit Bank Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I have a business proposal in the tune of $5.5m, (Five Million Five hundred Thousand only) after the successful transfer; we shall share in ratio of 40% for you and 60% for me.Should you be interested, please contact me through my private email (snapon01@seznam.cz) so we can commence all arrangements and i will give you more information on how we would handle this project. Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the

    Following:

     

    (1) Full names:

    (2) Private phone number:

    (3) Current residential address:

    (4) Occupation:

    (5) Age and Sex:

     

    Kind Regards,

    Mr.Sidi.S.Napon

     

    NB:Please reply via this Email: snapon01@seznam.cz

     

    Please call me on the receipt Tel:00226-76984378

     

    I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams :rolleyes:

  25. Posted

    From : shocal@centrum.sk

     

    PRIVATE COMPANY INVESMENT PLACEMENT

    DR. SHOFFIT CALVIN RICHARD

    BUSINESS/MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT,

    56 TELLMAN SQUARE, KIDBROOKE (SE),

    LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

     

     

    DEAR FRIEND,

     

     

    I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN BASED IN LONDON, I HAVE BEEN IN MONEY MANAGEMENT FIELD IN ASIA SINCE 11 YEARS BUT NOW IN UNITED KINGDOM.

     

     

    I HAVE A CLIENT WHO WANTS TO INVEST THE SUM OF US$15MILLION (FIFTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) IN YOUR COUNTRY WHO IS A TOP POLITICIAN IN IRAQ AND NEVER WANT HIS NAME TO BE MENTIONED.

     

    CAN YOU HANDLE SUCH A HUGE SUM OF INVESTMENT AND HELP US TO MOVE THIS MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY THROUGH UN DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE CHANNEL?

     

     

    IF YOU ARE INTERESTED TO BE MY CLIENT'S PARTNER TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY, KINDLY RESPOND WITH YOUR FULL NAMES, ADDRESS, CONTACT NUMBERS AND OCCUPATION, FOR FURTHER DETAILS URGENTLY CONTACT ME VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS: shocal@centrum.sk

     

     

    REGARDS,

     

     

    DR. SHOFFIT CALVIN RICHARD

     

     

    KINDLY ENSURE TO REPLY ME DIRECTLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL SO THAT I CAN GET YOUR RESPONSE AS I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ACCESS THIS ACCOUNT OUTSIDE LONDON: shocal@centrum.sk

     

    Even more money for me!!!

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