Body Snatcher 44

Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it. Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed.

Uh oh! He is at it again... I'd like to put forward James Baker's name for the next death of the year.

Also being sold is the mansion - maybe selling off the major assests is an ominous sign? What I don't understand is why, if they own the place, are they paying $30,000 rent on it?

Gabor again... Despite the fact that she has a tendency to outfox us all...the cunning vixen.

I hope this year is good for a fresh start.

I like the idea of this thread - so if you'll please allow me to detach from reality for a moment... My guest list would consist of. John Wayne Gacey. Jeffrey Dahmer. Ottis Toole. Bevan Spencer von Einem. Albert Fish. Gilles De Rais. and Justin Bieber. I would prey that they didn't bring any food from home. Disclaimer: I do not usually associate with such characters, nor do I indorse their actions.

Anna Wing as the token female hit of the year in place of Gabor.

Gabor I implore.

Sorry brother Windsor it has already been taken. Might I suggest Defiant Life Syndrome or something to that effect.

According to this he had a mild stroke last week and is now recovering in hospital.

Malcolm Douglas famed outback adventurer and the ORIGINAL croc hunter may have been killed in a car crash today. Due to the remoteness of the crash location there may be glimmer of hope he survived.

If the injuries don't get her a snake might...

I joined in late March last year - I had known about the list for sometime but it was only after the Black Saturday bushfires (which came within cooee distance of effecting a lot of people I know) I wanted to start a thread dedicated to natural disasters - it didn't really work. So now I just use it for the occasional druken rant when the mates have passed out or gone home. My girlfriend still doesn't know I'm on this

You are a twat Second time you've posted this Yvonne - there's no call for it - it's just not nice - please refrain from doing it again. I think we can all be here

He might be able to bring himself to shag her now... ...He's certainly weird enough..He'll probably give it a go... God whats wrong with putting dead people in a box and placing it in the ground (or on the fire or out at sea), instead of being put on display like some kind of morbid curio. Maybe it is too "old fashioned." Does anyone else realise that if he does this to her body it will be her in her less than youthful 93 year old form?

Gabor for sure

8 - there is still plenty of time.

Metric, by a long way. Of course it's nice to express speed in furlongs per fortnight, but meters per second makes so much more sense. Good, bad or ugly? regards, Hein You can always have a good laugh at the ugly. Replying to a thread or not replying to a thread?

I can't answer that question but has been immortalised as speculation grows about his mortality The unfurling of glorious statues usually means that a dictator is on his last legs right? pucker up!

Zsa Zsa Gabor (the 93 year old version) is sporting a new hip... just remains to be seen how the "other broken bones" go.

For me Deathlist is something else... Hitting bongos or hitting bongs

Crossword. To be or not to be?

Oompah Loompahs...they appear to be cheap labour, where the Munchkins look unionized. If your situation is anything like mine then these two options would be incredibly difficult to choose between. sitting down to a Christmas dinner with the family (extended) or being shot point blank in the face? P.S. nice slags.