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Thanks, I'll keep 'em peeled.

Happy New Year to all our Chinese readers...

Because the lead character, Victor Meldrew, was killed off... Why not get David Jason to play Victor's nephew etc etc.

Singer Vince Hill's son, Athol, has died in his sleep days after surviving a car crash. Vince is also "said to be nursing his wife who is battling a serious lung complaint".

Composer & conductor John Cacavas has died aged 83.

Almost certainly.

Anybody care?

Graham Stevenson, Yorkshire bowler and more than capable lower-order batsman, 2 test caps & 4 one-day caps, dies aged 58.

Here's your qualifying obit.

You're obviously not familiar with English law. Have a read.

Anybody remember 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper smashing a coconut on Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka's head?

This is appauling: "quite frankly" is clearly a sub-clause and, therefore, needs commas on either side and "This is more harsh" simply continues the sentence so the "t" should be lower case! This is appalling: When correcting grammar, please ensure that your spelling is correct! (Hastily checks for grammar & spelling errors)

Make that 23 hits in 18 days - Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak 1m Former Conservative Party deputy chairman Lord McAlpine has died Collapse Reply Retweet Favorite More

Sky News Newsdesk ‏@SkyNewsBreak1m Former Conservative Party deputy chairman Lord McAlpine has died Collapse Reply Retweet Favorite More

Well that's not true now obviously. Did anyone else catch this on BBC4 earlier? It still holds up quite well. So what is the oldest sitcom where all the main cast are still with us? Red Dwarf maybe? It might be stretching the definition of sitcom, but The Goodies began in 1970 and all 3 principals are not only still with us but all are still working. Definitely in the sitcom bracket is Love Thy Neighbour, which began in 1972; all four leads are still with us (Jack Smethurst, Kate Williams, Rudolph Walker and Nina Baden Semper) though the support cast (Tommy Godfrey, Keith Marsh & Paul Luty) have departed.

I can assure you Dr. Zorders it was changed many years ago as I remember being quite outraged at the time being a dog owner myself. I believe it was at the time Windsor was posting a lot about looking after his sister's dog and moaning about it and of course Windsor was the King of Room 101. As long as I've been a member its been "Deathlisters Hate Pets", though I seem to remember a sub-sub-title of "Windsor's Workplace Woes" or something similar at some point a few years back.

Richard Shepherd, producer of Breakfast at Tiffany's has died aged 86.

Actor John Horsley, who played Doc Morrisey in The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, has died aged 93.

Your 60s wank bank is slowly diminishing, you'll have to move on to the 70s soon for your meat-beating fodder. (That's the 1970's, not ladies in their 70s). To be fair Lardy, some seventies wank fodder could now be in their seventies! Anouska Hempel & Britt Ekland to name but 2. Gabrielle Drake is only 69 though.

2010 joint laureate for economics Dale Mortensen dies aged 74.

That was quick. Good Work TMIB. Six uniques, including my joker (none of whom I actually expect to die this year, but you never know).

You said that last year. Now either register or just shut the fuck up Fixed.

Kim Kyong-hui dead, according to the Mirror. Heart attack or suicide?

Bugger, I went for Ethel!! Totally understand. Hot!! Isn't she? Don't know about hot, but definitely warmer than Dorothy!!

I make that a paltry 24 on the DLRI. Could do better.