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Madcow last won the day on August 2 2012

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  1. Madcow

    Macaulay Culkin

    I thought he was auditioning for a remake of Steptoe and Son
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    Amy Winehouse

    I wish they'd stop mentioning her in the same breath as Jim Morrison. She wasn't talented enough to clean up his vomit.
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    Googie Withers

    Googie Withers is no longer Within These Walls. http://news.uk.msn.com/world/actress-googi...rs-dies-aged-94
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    Room 101

    I totally concur with this! It's only spreadable if it's been out of the fridge for about an hour. Just like normal butter, then. I'm more than a bit miffed at the people dishing out the Olympic tickets. I was thrilled to find my bank account emptied out for 4 of these precious little pieces of paper. Only one problem.......... I HADN'T ORDERED ANY! Now I have to starve until the bank get me my money back, not to mention the embarrassment of having my card turned down when I went for petrol. Thank heavens for my lovely Mummy who was there to bail me out.
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    Not keen on The Rock but I'm quite fond of a hard place. Train set or Scalextrix?
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    London 2012 Olympics

    They look like they've been made from old lycra bike shorts and oven gloves.
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    ITV wrestling - I used to watch it with my Nan when I was little. Spurred on by the discovery of things called Rat Nuggets in the pet shop adjacent the House of Clown: McDonalds or Burger King?
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    Dumb and Happy. One for the boys: Seamed Stockings or Fishnets?
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    Fiction. Roast Dinner or Curry?
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    James May Dairy Milk or Galaxy?
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    Highways/motorways/autobahns or back/surface roads? (or, possibly, backslash or frontslash?) Back roads - generally quicker than UK motorways! This was a question often posed when I was at school (many, many years ago) Starsky or Hutch?
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    Bible (ok, neither really, I'm Pagan) Burial or cremation?
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    Adverts - you either love 'em or hate 'em

    'Cause no-one likes bloody campers. Boom tsch. Sire, thine coat awaits. excellent!
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    Adverts - you either love 'em or hate 'em

    Why are Halfords offering 50% off all tents and tampax?
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    Alex Higgins (And Snooker)

    He's been living on borrowed time since about 1984, when he stepped in front of my car outside a snooker club in Chiswick. I was learning to drive at the time. Could have bagged Griff Rhys Jones, aswell, but that would have meant mounting the pavement to get him and he was pushing a pram at the time. My driving lessons were such fun!

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