Wee Jum

I'm sticking with Attenborough. 3rd time (un)lucky

Ady Barkan - https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/03/24/ady-barkan-activist-als-226105

Attenborough again (I hope I am wrong)

My guilty pleasure is listening to Night Flight To Venus by Boney M. My parents played the album nearly every day growing up and am still not bored of it

Ian Smith AKA Harold Bishop in Neighbours. The most recent thing I can find about him is 2 years old. He is now 82 years old and over weight. His ticker is doing a lot of heavy lifting Sorry the link is to the scum website - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7028957/harold-madge-bishop-neighbours-ian-smith-anne-charleston/ #BoycotTheSun

He's looking very old in that picture

I got a job at the local bakery,I kneed Ed the dough.

Merson is the worst pundit in living history and I have listened to Andy "the sexist" Gray and the other Neville brother ex Englan Womans manager

Tosh Lines that was my first thought when I saw him as well His name was Kevin Lloyd.

Harry "Big Heid" Maguire found guilty of repeated bodily harm, attempted bribery, violence against public employees and insult in Greece https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53903703

I've started dating two anorexics girls Two birds, one stone.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53860014 He was arrrested in Mykonos. I assume for being a bang average defender who Man United shat themselves and overpaid for by £79million

Dying Perthshire musician realises lifetime ambition to record album of his own songs https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/local/perth-kinross/1515259/dying-perthshire-musician-realises-lifetime-ambition-to-record-album-of-his-own-songs/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social