Wee Jum

For a minute I thought you were talking about Bobby Fuller. Frankie Boyle used one of his songs for his SPAM Nights show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGd--QsJrxQ

Sorry but its funnier when chimps tell that joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dfRZktrIlo

Brian Blessed

Aberdonian or sheep shagger are both acceptable

An Aberdonian husband walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says ... "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." ... The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Sean Connery and Tony Bennett

Nigel Kennedy the fiddler dude ?

I went for Wee Dick (Little Richard)

Don't even know if this could be classed as a sport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JH7lcGad_c

Restaraunt according to this obit https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7720671/Pink-Taco-founder-Lindsay-Lohans-ex-Harry-Morton-dead-aged-just-38.html

Amos Lapidot, 85, Israeli fighter pilot, Commander of the Israeli Air Force (1982-1987).

He must be the ONLY royal to be seen socialising with a convicted paedophile ..........

Thats a lie Pressley is a f**k**g moron who can speak or write properly. Unless somebody filled in the forms for him, not a chance he can apply for any job Glad he got the sack

Another derby win for United. Only a 0-2 win this time, we took pity on them 9 points clear at the top of the Championship

This sums up the Scottish tories