RIP Wee Jum

In 1972 J Edgar Hoover died of a heart attack

494 years ago (if my mats is correct) Leonardo Di Vinci died

They and Liverpool are the only British clubs to win at the Nou Camp. Amazingly that was the SECOND time Dundee United won there! Dundee United are the only team in the world to play Barca multiple times, in competitive competition, and have a 100% record against them. FACT.

"SwedePredictor or something like that" is that not quite a long username ?

The last time Barcelona lost both legs of a European tie was in 1987, when DUNDEE UNITED beat them.

David Beckham gets into a cab, and he sees the driver looking at him in the rear view mirror, after about 5 minutes, the driver says, ok give me a clue. Becks says, I had a glittering career at Man U, played in America and also got over 100 caps for England, is that enough ? Driver says 'No you thick cunt, where you going ?'

Former wrestling manager Miss Elizabeth died of an overdose in 2003

'Whispering' Ted Lowe died two years ago today

Its funny to think a couple of years ago nobody had anything to link Ken Barlow, Max Clifford, Jim Davidson, Wilfred De'ath, Gary Glitter, Rolf Harris, Jimmy Saville, Freddy Starr and Dave Lee Travis

We were watching countdown when my girlfriend broke the news to me that she had cancer. I had buccaneer.

The Villa v Sunderland game was really good game. I enjoy that

I voted for "Superstar"

Max Clifford charged with 11 counts of indecent assault

OOFT ! That's gotta hurt

Have this one. Thanks, that's one I owe you. See if you can find one for Nosher Powell. He may find a link but will still have no way of posting it

Is this to be believed ? http://imgur.com/a/Nx8EU

Halibuts are an odd bunch. Today, for instance, I noticed one had left his ruck sack on the bus. I didn't get one word of thanks when I returned it to his house.

Yesterday was Hitler's 124th birthday. I notice Google didn't do a doodle.

Clyde's owners have voted to approve the club moving to East Kilbride and rename it EK Clyde. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22232813 I have to admit this is the first time I have ever heard of a team moving to be closer to its fans. Most Clyde fans live in East Kilbride. WEIRD

https://twitter.com/alextomo/status/325245865834979328

Chucky Green 'to depart' chief executive role http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22220035

Dundee United legend Frank Kopel is suffering from Alzheimer’s. He also played for some other lesser teams Updates available https://www.facebook.com/frankkopelalzheimers

And finally (for now) Former Dundee Uni rector, broadcaster, writer, politician and chef.Clement Freud died in 2009

The Ramones frontman Joey Ramone died in 2001

Carry On legend Kenneth Williams died in 1988