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He is pretty much addicted to everything! Sounds like he's off the suicide watch though... and in an axe grinding competition with the old news of the world.

The miserable sod wants to see the US economy fall of the fiscal cliff first... so he can say "I told you so"

Schwarzkopf was Bush's pitbull in the 90s. No war too big, dangerous, or too far for these cowboys (except North Korea - hmmm, I wonder why?) Fitting they both croak more or less at the same time. Hopefully they can drag that twat Rumsfeld with them for an imperial hat-trick

From article "I went downstairs and got a Stanley knife out of my toolbox and just started hacking away. The pain was unbelievable. "It only took a couple of minutes of cutting before I quickly sobered up..." As a member of the council. Is he/she sort of recommending to hack away at your bell end as a last ditch attempt to sober up? "Uh oh... it's 5am... I've sunk 2 bottles of wine and some chasers...work in 2 hours... how shall I sober up in time?....hmmmm"

Dammit, I was hoping he would hold out long enough to be put on my list next year. Maybe if that Scottish quack who diagnosed Ali Mo Al Megri did him as well he may well have lived until next year. Mind you, the bloke was so bad at his diagnosing that Olsen may have lived until 2014 and screw up DL's all over the planet

Sounds plausible on the face of it, but you must ask yourself: is it in the interest of badger hunters to have badger gassing approved? Surely that would ruin their "sport". If this Gordon Ramsay look alike (if indeed he exists) was found dead in a badger set, it's quite possible there was no connection with badgers other than they can create holes in fields large enough to stuff the body of a dwarf. Did Mr Foster crawl in to the hole or was his body placed there? Hang on... who on earth buys, rents or downloads a porn movie with a dwarf lookylikey Gordon Ramsay as the star? Does he say "oh for fucks sake!" all the way through it?

Wrong place, wrong time. It could happen to anyone. So basically this dwarf porn star (who happens to be Gordon Ramsey's mini stunt double) hid in a badger's den anticipating a gassing by the Ministry. You couldn't make it up!! Unless you are some sleezy gin soaked hack working for the Sunday Sport

Tony Blair probably likes his one and won't see the joke

I reckon Hilary Clinton will out do all the first lay-deees and make mid to late 90s before she croaks. I admire her spunk. As Monica did her old man's

All pseudo bourgeoir wannabes read how this bloke wound down after a long day at the office.... you haven't lived! "He developed a great friendship with the Maharajah of Jaipur and was frequently invited to spend weekends at the Palace. "In the morning we would drive for tiger mounted on elephants, after lunch shoot crocodile from electric canoes, and in the evening hyena-bashing, where you ride after the animal with a polo ball fixed on the end of a polo stick and play polo shots at it (it was a mistake to fall off)". I wonder why Kuoni stopped offering this sort of package tour. I've been right through the brochure and can't find anything as interesting as that

Excellent... fresh meat for the 2012 list. Oh shit...we'll all be dead before it's published

I loved the clip of ol Sepp getting the flowers for his acceptance speech. I thought he was going to well up in surprise - all oscars style. And some of the crap he spewed out was gilt edged. He is one deluded dickhead that is definite

Of course it is fair. One man... one vote... one candidate. That way there noone can vote for the wrong crook by mistake. FIFA make Nigerian elections look bona fide.

I think you're on to something. In very right-wing circles it's not unusial to sign off messages with '88'1, the 8th letter of the alphabet being 'H', therefore 'HH' , to be understood as 'Heil Hitler'. Let's hope she dies before she's 88. 1Among telegraphists '88' is also used as a sign-off. To them it means 'love and kisses'. 73, Hein Well, we have made it to page 88, so let's see if your theory is correct... Maybe we better make as few posts as possible from now on so it stays on this page for as long as possible till she dies.. So... this is it? - The Milk Snatcher's last page... Damn I have so much to say

technically... everyone on this forum is overdue. Nevermind the ones who have survived the list

I think you're on to something. In very right-wing circles it's not unusial to sign off messages with '88'1, the 8th letter of the alphabet being 'H', therefore 'HH' , to be understood as 'Heil Hitler'. Let's hope she dies before she's 88. 1Among telegraphists '88' is also used as a sign-off. To them it means 'love and kisses'. 73, Hein 88?! That's the speed Marty McFly has to reach in Back To the Future. 1, 2 and 3!! Surely 88 is the most important number in the known universe

I'm sure I just saw this mug on the news protesting loud and proud in Benghazi... He was shouting something about giving the North Sea Oil back to Scotland. Hmmmm.

Roger Moore retired as James Bond in November 86... might mean something to someone. Doubt it though

I used to licence music to movies so have a thin knowledge. Channels get the shit movies as part of discounted licensing packages. Basically they cost nothing... but the contracts may dictate a minimum of screenings for the real crud to hide the film studio's balance sheet embarrassments. As moviesformen et al get charged by SKY / Freeview (platform holders) whether they use the day time bandwidth or not they may as well show something even though the margins are wafer thin. I reckon they actually lose money on many screenings but once committed to schedule, usually 7 - 9 weeks in advance they have to show it. Even if those high class finance advertisers flake out on them and don't renew their monthly subscriptions. Fck knows how half of those low rent channels make money in the shitty advertising market that everyone has been in if you want to be bored about other deals - read on - if not tune out As I understand it, a broadcaster licenses a movie or franchise on various deals and lengths of time. Terrestrial (BBC 1 - CH5) means pay as you show (ie royalties each time) and digital means you can show it as many times as you can rinse out for a flat fee per year if the contract allows it. There are exclusive deals - ie expensive franchises a la Bond, Star Wars & Harry Potter // Pirates of the Caribbean & Meet The Fockers. This Means they can mix it up over ITV1 to ITV4 /BBC1 to 3 etc. Ch 4 / Film4 have their own movies as well . BBC do as well to a lesser extent. Common sense & market forces decide when studios slacken the grip and let things go to digital. Other deal lengths for movies range from 1 to 3 years exclusive and even non exclusive after it's a bit old. ZZZzzzzZ

On Thanks Giving weekend.... You couldn't make it up

Yes? Oh, sorry, I thought you called me. Ready Steady Cook, eh. My cousin's missus went on that once. I love the "inane" sley Harriott quote "It came along at a time when we were still a bit naive about cooking in this country" You're either naive or bonkers if you think you're qualified to judge other people while still dishing up Cuppa Soups and other processed crap that you just add boiling water to.

I've just seen I share my birthday with Dick Van Dyke (Gaw'd blimey Mawry Poppins!) - He's 85... might be worth adding to my DL next year as a lucky charm FROM WIKI " In 2010, he claimed to have been rescued from drifting out to sea and possible death by a pod of porpoises" hmmm interesting. Unfortunately the day is also with shared with Jim Davidson. He's only 56 but as he's such a twat I might add him anyway. With a bit of luck he'll get rat arsed drunk and total another car (again)... Or try to wife beat another woman (again) and she runs him through with a red hot poker.

So basically he's saying "fuck it! I'm on my way out anyway. Might as well take a couple of billion bods with me" What a total bastard. Maybe we should make this list a bit longer and add us all to it. Can I bag number 1,656,987,021?

Students around the world should shout his name as they lob his prized creations across the classrooms and out of top floor high school windows... Viva la Robin! For the French lesson obviously. I expect maths will result in a more calculated celebration... ahem

I'm pretty sure that another cast member died a year or two ago. Unfortunately I can't remember his name, so there is the real possibility that I could be speaking shite. Those fishes will be feeding for months off of that carcass. If 2 cast members are dead then maybe it's a curse. You'll read about in the National Enquirer. Of course if you are talking shite then it's not a curse.... but it will be. It's inevitable