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    Paul Gascoigne

    And here is the picture if anyone is interested Gazza Barf Shame it wasn't windy like today. Would have been much more explosive. Even better if the snoop taking the photo got a splatter... 3D style
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Make no bones, it'll be a major cultural event knocking most of the 'signifificant deaths' Chicago and co blather on about into a cocked hat... Plus half of the DDP are wagering on this, and probably even more should she stagger on to 2011. I only hope me and the Deathlist don't come up with the same pun! The Lady's For Interring U-turning in her grave? Where does one procure those "Hated By The Daily Mail" badges on a wholesale basis? You'd make a killing at the next May Day riots. The middle class drop outs slumming it with with a can of White Lightning would lap them up.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2011

    This is hilarious... So he's connecting a drug overdose in New York and a dude found hanging naked, upside down in a Bangkok hotel? That's one helluva globetrotting assassin. They should make a movie about it. Give Randy a cameo and bump him off. Then again... if you google David Carradine, Heath Ledger, Randy Quaid and DeathList ..............this forum probably comes up on page 12. Maybe he did that, doesn't get the irony and got paranoid. No I haven't tried googling it. DeathList the movie. Get John Landis on the line. This is going to blow up!
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    The Dead Of 2010

    48? Showbiz age right?? The Slits were about in the 70s. I don't remember them being anachist 12 year olds. They were good though.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2011

    I ballsed up the reply... go back a few pages. Basically... Bob Barker the former host of The Price Is Right. Bob hosted the show for 35 years before he retired. He is now 86 years old. He has collapsed at a shooting range. http://www.popeater.com/2010/09/17/bob-barker-hospitalized/
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2011

    Come on down! What is the going rate for a top of the range casket Bob? Gotta be £2,500. Am I right Bob? Am I???
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    George Michael, Innit Peeps

    He'll defintely be Kissing A Tool in there
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    Football

    He fucked someone. He got caught. He's still a twat. End of story.... Thanks. I thought it must have been something like that. So Coleen. What first attracted you to the potato head, jug eared, pug faced multi millionaire Wayne Rooney?
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2011

    His Library will be furious. I doubt they'll renew his card after this. qoute repaired [HCW]
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    The ol Douglas tag team? I've heard AAMaM was stitched up by the CIA. Apparently one explosives oracle said it would be impossible to find a detonation device weighing a kilo at most - from something travelling 30,000ft in the air. never mind the fact it was doing 500mph . And that was practically exhibit A - The rest was pretty circumstantial - but Libya traded him in for something. An easier life I expect. Or Israel was told to chill out by the White House. The real bomber was probably on the plane. But the West wasn't ready for the thought of suicide bombers buzzing over their heads back then. I get the feeling Kenny Mac, that toad Salmond and his boys knew an appeal could cost them a few mill in compensation. Never mind years of pissing in the wind trying to find the real culprit. Who they know was probably blended over Lockerbie anyway.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Keep up, VSBfromH! That's a real hero's death! even by this board's high standard. Out of a Roadrunner cartoon. I hope I go like that. Only while driving on the M25 at 7.30am. That way I can balls up everyone's commute to work
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    AAMAM vs Prince William becoming king at this rate
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    The Chequered Flag

    This is where Ayrton Senna croaked as well. According to Wiki - San Marino is officially known as "Most Serene Republic of San Marino" - ironic? Hmmm... there should be a tag line for tourists at the airport Welcome To : Most Serene Republic of San Marino but you are in serious danger of getting blended if think you can drive fast around our race circuits
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    Reg Presley

    Actually ... if it is a stroke he's probably feeling fuck all. Well on one side anyway
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    Good start loving the work AAMAM vs Spurs getting dumped out the Champions League?
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    A seasonal sweep on the side then? Not much else to than to do than watch this develop over the next 2 weeks. I'll kick off with the obvious Dec 25th. I'll dedicate a cracker to him.... by chucking it straight on the compost heap. Come on Santa... give us a nice present May I refer you to page 3 of this thread post number 45. Getting this close to the end and adding more guesses now would not be fair on those who guessed 4 months ago. But if anyone would like to have a second go, should Megrahi live beyond noon on the 6th of January next year, that would I think be in order. However we must consider Vaagy to still be the moral winner on this and these spoils will be for "2nd" place. I thank you. Guess away for this if you must. Cut and paste of current situation: 14th Nov = themaninblack 21st Dec = heaven can wait - "your honour till noon on the 27th Dec'." 1st Jan = maryportfuncity 11th Jan = Vaagheid (Vaagy wins if Al-Megrahi lives beyond noon on the 6th January 2010) Do you think we should have another sweep? Mind you, there is a 21st December this year. I think he will outlive the SNP Government that set him free...so he is safe until May 2011 when the Labour Party sweep back into power in Scotland. My seasonal sweep was laughed off the board last year (rightly so btw due to poor reseach) but the thought is back in vogue. SO..... seeing as this twat is technically immortal. May I refer you to the Scottish Government statement of 3 months to live - circa 2009 A Head to head - shoot out Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi ....... or (AAMAM) to his mate Kenny Mac vs Ronnie Biggs. Last in wins! AAMAM vs Castro etc etc But to more topical and more likely AAMAM vs SNP - good call AAMAM vs First booing session on the UK Papal visit - by Catholics AAMAM vs Fabio Capello getting the chop The idea needs buffing up obviously... and contribution
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    John Tyndall & Nick Griffin

    Phillip just won't tolerate any lefties in the house. "Release the hounds Harry... release the hounds!" Lefties? Phillip will consider the BNP left to his immigration policy. I read he still thinks it's 1936 in his mind.
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    John Tyndall & Nick Griffin

    Phillip just won't tolerate any lefties in the house. "Release the hounds Harry... release the hounds!" Come on now. Philip finds the BNP's policy of repatriation of immigrants utterly disgusting. He doesn't want to live out the last of his days in Greece... He's done well to dodge this list if you think about it... NOTE TO SELF FOR 2011 DL: The old git who now actually looks like his Spitting Image puppet from the 80s
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    John Tyndall & Nick Griffin

    Phillip just won't tolerate any lefties in the house. "Release the hounds Harry... release the hounds!"
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    John Tyndall & Nick Griffin

    Phillip just won't tolerate any lefties in the house. "Release the hounds Harry... release the hounds!"
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    From Cleric To Relic

    That's a helluva name! A stonemasons nightmare though (or dream if one charges by the letter - football shirt style)
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    BP have no morals. I shall be taking my 8 litre Hummer elsewhere to buy my daily gas. And I expect all fine upstanding US citizens to take their business away as well. Anyone who still buys BP, should be branded communists...or is that Halibuts? or maybe French?... Scottish? Republicans?? Shit.... I forgot who do we hate the most this week?
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    Does he have some Max Clifford type PR bod who keeps spinning the press these lines. How many times have we heard he's "Almost Dead" ? "And this time we really mean it!" I wonder what the Kenny MacCaskill would say if he croaks in a car crash or something that 'terminal' cancer has no influence on.
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    it's the anniversary of Culloden next month. I wonder if Alex Salmon will want a public apology from London? Remember without North Sea oil England would be nothing. The Stewarts actually discovered oil it in 1744 and the imperial sassenachs stole it. Not a lot of people know that. Just Alex
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