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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    Actually if it were M&S running the show they would at least chuck in few extras to make up for the piss poor performance... hmmm where do we start? G. Brown, A Darling and for bonus loyalty card points T Blair. We'll even throw in the old geezer who ran the Commons last year... now snoring in a wing backed red chair on full pension.
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    Scotland should definitely ask for him back if he lasts a year. Libya could use the deck chair for the half term holiday season rush anyway. Assuming he's actually not rollerblading up and down the promanade. He might actually need a new challenge to keep the recovery going. I hear the winds hitting Peterhead from the North Sea are pretty bracing.
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    Change-a-letter Films

    Documentary about Jeffery Archer going straight in his new hairdressing career . Lord Of The Rinse
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    Change-a-letter Films

    A camp costume drama hi-lighting the stresses of marriage : BIN HUR
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    Academy Award Winners

    I often kick back and relax to an old school Japanese language movie. Tokyo Story is one of my Sunday afternoon faves. A glass of absinthe & tonic balancing on my well upholstered gut. I hope Setsuko makes it. I'll be stunned if she shuffles off this mortal coil at such a tender age.
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    Is this coffin dodging twat still alive? Come on... his 3 months to live must be up by now. Is Libya the new Florida Keys for bombers to retire???? Maybe Osama is chilling out by the Med as well, both supping goats milk shakes and listening to waves crash in. Did I just say crash?
  7. Spotted a pattern from recent weeks I can see a theme here of dudes linked to a band / TV show / Movie etc croaking of notable causes. Thus making them akin to a hand of poker. The Dramatics Ron Banks - Died of a heart attack aged 58 William "Wee Gee" Howard: Died of a heart attack in 2000, aged 49 Elbert Wilkins - Died of a heart attack in 1992, aged 42 James Mack Brown - Died of an aneurysm in 2008, aged 58 Willie Ford - Still Alive Larry Demps - Still Alive --Would be 3 of kind -- very hard to beat Temptations Melvin Franklin - brain seizure, 52. David Ruffin - OD, 50. Eddie Kendricks - cancer, 52. Paul Williams - suicide, 34. Otis Williams - alive ---- A decent straight --- Obviously the The Ramones look a decent hand with 2 ODs and a cancer GC alin (OD age 36) Dee Dee Ramone (OD 'best guess' age 50) Johnny Ramone (Cancer age 55) Tommy Ramone (alive) Marky Ramone (alive) Rcihie Ramone (alive) Elvis Ramone (Alive) CJ (alive) - though he's a recent ringer and quite young ---2 of a kind + ace high--- I banked on the cast of Fame circa 1982 and looked everyone up Gene Anthony Ray - Leroy (Complications of A Stroke) - good start Albert Hague - Shorofsky "The old boy" (Old Age not suprisingly) Ann Nelson - Mrs Gertrude "the old Bird" (old age again) the rest seem still alive Sht! Thought things were a bit more sinister than that The idea needs buffing up a bit. I mean old age is worthless and suicide is pretty low. has anyone done this already btw?
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    Winter Olympic Deaths

    Do Toyota still have a world rally team? I bet their crew do more than kick the tyres before each session
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    Death Anniversary Thread

    He could be the storyboard basis for the next Virgin trains ad campaign...get some writer to buff it up a bit. Or maybe don't. Just run with this
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello - 2010

    Right. I'm in....if I'm accepted of course. I've been mincing about far too long on the edge of the mosh pit. I'm new. So please take the sand out of the vaseline when I commit a posting faux pas. At least for a couple of weeks. I'm starting with a mid 20 listing otherwise it looks like a facsimile of the veterans. I'll keep some of my best powder dry for 2011. Most are obvious... hopefully a couple may raise an eyebrow.
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    The Dead Of 2010

    With all this bad weather in the UK... maybe some plank of a footballer will nosedive his Bentley into an icy cold ditch. Actually...Unlikely they's croak (they are pretty meaty cars) it would have to a vintage Porsche. Ideal for carnage 2010. I've trimmed it down. I'm on a diet and still too new to make ripples on this board. Dennis Hopper, Dave Prowse John Forsythe, Joe Kinnear, Abdel Ali Mohmed Al Megri, Fidel Castro, Margaret Thatcher, Ronnie Biggs Billy Graham, Ariel Sharon, Elizabeth Taylor, Kirk Douglas, Zsa Zsa Gabor, James Garner, Micky Rooney, Jerry Lewis, Mohammed Ali, Michael Foot, Severiano Ballesteros, Patrick Moore Harry Morgan George Steinbrenner,Nancy Reagan, Ravi Shankar.
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    that's a good point. I couldn't be arsed to go back that far so apologies for that. Going to be bored shitless most nights so gagging for some extra short term fix on the probables. i start proper Jan 1 so i'll brush up on the forum ettiquette instead.
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    A seasonal sweep on the side then? Not much else to than to do than watch this develop over the next 2 weeks. I'll kick off with the obvious Dec 25th. I'll dedicate a cracker to him.... by chucking it straight on the compost heap. Come on Santa... give us a nice present
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    Abdelbaset Al-Megrahi

    if he survives a year do the scots get him back in some weird vice versa warranty expiration? And I hope the quack that diagnoised him with "3 months to live" sees me when I do my pension annuity medical.
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    Edward Woodward

    today it was said... that edward woodward is brown bread. Now off to bed. this is my first post... too chessy? gorgonzola or leicester red?

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