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Isn't that the second WrestleCrap writer to kill himself? Not to mention they had John Tenta as a columnist back in the day as well.

I'm going to go to Northcliffe House, find whichever temp/intern is in charge of uploading the wires to the site, and slap them back in time to January 2nd. ffs.

The Mongolian Stomper dead at 71. Bret Hart said he was the greatest wrestler of all-time in his book iirc.

Cadalack Ron, who made international headlines two years ago when he shot up during a rap battle, unsurprisingly dead now.

Didn't know a guy could have an Elektra complex

Vampiro also claims to be permanently haunted by the spirits of two murdered men who happened to be walking by when he was conducting a satanic ritual, I wouldn't put too much faith into anything that comes out of his mouth.

Official thread for you to list those picks you dropped at the final minute in the 2015 DDP. You will not be allowed to complain "I nearly nearly picked him!" in any threads after someone dies unless you mention them specifically in here. I'll open with two big, big names: Phil Taylor's mum and Thibaut Courtois's dad.

The whole farrago is kind of reminiscent of the movie "Iris", except without Kate Winslet's tits.

The US classifies anyone in active service up to 24 July 1947 as a WW2 veteran, which fudges matters a bit.

eBay that shit man.

Why not an Italian, it's not as if we exerted any particular energy during World War II so our vets should be fit and fighting way up to 120.

Would have been funnier (funny) if you'd mentioned his company was called Koc Holding.

Yeah, if it took a "week to find his body" he had to have been dead in 2015. Otherwise we could just have Richey Edwards and Glenn Miller as DDP picks.

Are we starting a pedant's corner for the DDP now? Because if so, I'd like to point out it was Hassan Asif's mother who was denied a visa, not Hassan himself.

https://twitter.com/susanarosa1981/status/689625593386815488 Mother Angelica "fading fast" apparently...

I work with the brother-in-law of Una Stubbs' son-in-law (all the big stars). After asking him if the urban legend about her was true, I then had to explain to him what the urban legend was. Apparently it's never come up on the rare occasions they've met.

February 15 so we can have "Joey Feek spends heart-breaking last Valentine's Day" coverage

I'd have guessed (without looking) Gabor will cling on to the top spot, but the Feek-a-mania goes to show how even a casual deadpooler is starting to play the game like a venerable pro. Are we seeing the moment where deadpooling becomes like fantasy sports?

Kinda have to admire the Mail for the absolute... Daily Mailishness of that article.

His colon was tiffany twisted

"25 to Stay Alive" may actually be a better name for this endeavour than "inverse dead pool".

Who let their dad on the forums?

Let's try this..... 1. Kissinger, Henry 2. Forsyth, Bruce 3. Aherne, Caroline 4. Berry, Chuck 5. Harris, Rolf 6. Gascoigne, Paul 7. Hawking, Stephen 8. Ali, Muhammad 9. LaMotta, Jake 10. Fawkes, Helen 11. Al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr 12. Ford, Rob 13. Day, Doris 14. Lewis, Jerry 15. Brady, Ian 16. Bush, George H.W. 17. Harper, Valerie 18. Van Dyke, Dick 19. Castro, Fidel 20. Dawn, Liz 21. Gabor, Zsa Zsa 22. Banks, Gordon 23. Philip, Prince 24. Lynn, Vera 25. Sallis, Peter