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After a few left-field deaths, feel like we're due an obvious one. Joao Havelange, but not for a good six weeks.

Arthur Daley, 'e's not alright

Minors vs miners.

iirc, an investigation into on-file evidence about his ex-girlfriend accidentally falling over and accidentally smashing her head repeatedly on a curb after an argument with Jimmy is currently underway and ready to present. I'm sure this news is just a coincidence.

Step outside, love

And we get clowned on this forum for discussing wrestling?

Apprentice nadir Stuart "The Brand" Baggs found dead on the Isle of Wight. Cocaine or suicide, make your guesses now.

Len Woodhall, trainer best/only known for coaching his son Richie to the WBC Super Middleweight title and subsequent mind-numbing TV analysis spots, dead.

Got the muse in my head, she's universal - I'm a Nancy boy

Died in 2012 though, so anyone looking for deadpool points off MO is SOL.

On this week's National Enquirer, Kirstie Alley has "two years to live" with friends worried over her "battle with deadly disease". I think the deadly disease in question is "cakes".

I think, because she was the first ever barmaid in the Rovers, she might even sneak a quick 10 second mention before the break on News at 10 assuming its a quiet day.

The thread about the patatas bravas aficionados is to be found here. We've been following this story at the highly professional, prominent and marquee media organisation I work for. Fascinating tale of how some dead girl's body has turned up despite no girls being reported missing anywhere in the local area for about ten years. But the odds on it being our Mad are somewhat equivalent to those of Ranieri lasting a whole season at the Foxes.

Britain's 29th richest man, Chris Lazari, is unable to take it with him aged 69. A high school dropout who came to the UK aged 16 with just £20 to his name, he washed dishes for years to earn enough money to study fashion and eventually set up a London-based property empire including the Brunswick Shopping Centre. And if you believe that "rags to riches pull your socks up" bullshit story of his success, I have a bridge to sell you. In West London.

Yeah, I think he wasn't so much hospice placed because he is a week away from dying, but rather he is incapable of looking after himself now and thus needed the care when his wife was away. Which could mean that he's about to die anyway. I wouldn't hold out hope for him making 2016, put it that way, and I think this will turn out to be the key death in the DDP this year.

Yeah, it'd damage the WWE's highly progressive views on racial tolerance:

You know what, I'd like to see Doreen Keogh on the DL in a tribute to this forum managing to get her Wikipedia entry changed from "dead" to "living". Surely a run behind the bar at the Rovers' Return in the 60s, plus her standout appearance in that Father Ted episode, should see her qualify as DL-suitable?

Thread needs more posts about yo momma.

One that went overlooked in the midsts of copy-and-paste mania that dots this thread. Ian McKechnie died at the age of 73 on June 11th. Mainly plied his trade with Hull City, where he secured his place in football history ("history") by being the first ever goalkeeper to make a save in a penalty shootout, stopping a Dennis Law spotkick.

And the Cher story from this week that I believe set us all up for this thread:

Tom Beard, a textbook British character actor who appeared roughly tenth on the castlist for 60% of British TV series 1995-2015, has died at 50. He was kind of like a Poundland Colin Firth, you'll know the face.