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tbh I'd kill myself if I lost an internet feud to Ghetto Smosh as well.

What a eulogy:

Always remember the ongoing comments in Popbitch about how he'd carry a bottle of medical-grade mouthwash with him all the time and take massive swigs when songs were playing on radio. To the extent that the studio absolutely stank of Listerine even on the days he wasn't in.

Hopefully his funeral features someone making snarky unfunny comments over the last 30 seconds of the eulogy.

The Dead People Server FB group has that image. Best actual evidence I can find for her dead is this Facebook post by the music historian Billy Vera, who also played guitar for The Chiffons.

"We asked 100 men to name something they'd like their wife to come up and see in the bedroom." "Penis, Steve" *AWWWW LAWD GOD NO JESUS PLEASE SAVE ME HOW CAN YOU SAY A WORD LIKE THAT YOU NEED JESUS THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW GOOD LAWD*

Being as the Metro still carries an Indian entertainment gossip column, I suppose any big name player from the world of AZN cinema is in play, so fuck it, let's have a thread for them, especially with "the first Bollywood superstar" Shammi Kapoor currently on his 24th day in hospital for "age-related complications", and his younger brother Shashi Kapoor too weak to collect a lifetime achievement award earlier this year. Maybe also use this thread to reminisce about the very brief period where this board got excited about Lisa Ray before she turned out to be perfectly fine.

Probably thread-worthy tbh (especially as his website has a blog), but I'll leave starting it for someone with a better knowledge of.... wikipedia calls Cockney Rebel glam, but that doesn't feel right to me. Proto-pub rock?

Is it some sort of weird cosmic joke that, as they age, Jon Culshaw and Rory Bremner are turning into the same person?

Bruce Prichard has "tore his tricep right off the bone" and that's why nobody has seen hair nor hide of him for the past fortnight apparently, rather than the whole covering up rape thing.

Honestly think Mongo might only be beaten by that Thai monk (or whatever the fuck he was) from a few years ago in terms of the deadest-looking living person ever posted to this forum.

It's funny because one thing successful right-wing populists - Trump, Berlusconi, Bolsonaro - have always been is, y'know, popular. Truss is demonstrably unpopular with pretty much every single section of society. She really needed a Celebrity Big Brother spell before trying to relaunch herself like this.

Update from DES after a few weeks' radio silence. Trying to parse his garbled syntax, I think he's saying he was in the ICU for a week or so, and is still in hospice. Looks like absolute shit, will not see 2025.

Seems legit:

Came across Bullock's show when looking for proof that a certain song actually does exist and wasn't just Discogs vandalism, and yes it does. If you want what has to be a bottom 10 song ever recorded, here's The Strawbs' seminal left-wing rabble-rouser "Part of the Union" covered by... Jim Davidson.

Coincidentally, late last month Brandon Williams returned from his loan spell at Ipswich to Manchester United for a "medical assessment" and hasn't played since.

Would be funny to see Joey casual his way to the title.

Erich von Daniken - DL potential when he hits 90? Feels like he hits that sweet spot occupied previously by the likes of James Randi and Robert Pirsig.

Stomach cancer put a boot in his ass, that's the DDP way.

Just switch over to 5Select and hope there's a "Forged In Fire" marathon on.

Not Prostate cancer.

I think the only four actors left who appeared in more than one episode, playing the same character more than once, are Dowdeswell, Jimmy Perry's widow Gilda Perry (who played Doreen the waitress), and Michael Knowles and Linda James (Captain Cutts and Betty), who are a married couple irl.

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