Memento Mori

I didn't know we were doing a sweepstake When I said "Another couple of months" I didn't mean "two months". Can you change my predictions into the 9th march? By 'the new year', I didn't mean January 1st - I was referring to any time in the first few months of 2011.

And here is the picture if anyone is interested Gazza Barf Shame it wasn't windy like today. Would have been much more explosive. Even better if the snoop taking the photo got a splatter... 3D style In that link it was mentioned that Gazza would give up the booze for a chance to be an actor - he must have been pissed out of his mind when he made that declaration!

Sharon.

I'd like to consign that bastard who tried to break into my house tonight to Room 101.

I don't know a thing about that, but I heard a bit of Pope Ben reading mass on the box yesterday. He sounded like he's 116 years old: a weak and cracking voice and wheezing every now and again. Of course, it also means he's still breathing. regards, Hein Sad, but true. Hopefully, somebody else will knock him to the ground this Xmas, finishing him off for good! Whats the point? Get rid of one Pope and up pops another one... True, but who in their right mind would want that job? Sorry - forgot for a moment that this the RC Church we're talking about,.You're right, of course , once Ratzinger pegs it, there will, no doubt, be a throng of likeminded paedo protectors willing to take his place.

I don't know a thing about that, but I heard a bit of Pope Ben reading mass on the box yesterday. He sounded like he's 116 years old: a weak and cracking voice and wheezing every now and again. Of course, it also means he's still breathing. regards, Hein Sad, but true. Hopefully, somebody else will knock him to the ground this Xmas, finishing him off for good!

Both my sisters!

Happy Birthday, Spade!

This is the thread to post all your misdeeds!!

Charlie Sheen has been quite self destructive of late.. http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/28/charlie-shee...aza-hotel-room/

If she's 'fine', why the extended hospital stay? http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/...ain_In_Hospital

Ah, that's innocent - unlike yours truly who has, on occassion been given too much change by a harrassed shopkeeper. When somebody gives you the change of fifty instead of the change of twenty - especially when you've bought cigarettes and are unemployed - you're hardly going to set him straight, are you?

Someone from the list needs to surreptitiously paint/etch/engrave a devil's trap on/under her final resting place, and salt and burn her bones. Just to be sure. I'm well up for it.. Only trouble being it's against the law. Ah, well, one can but dream..

........I think you left Banshees Scream out.... Unfortunately - or should that be fortunately - I never had the pleasure of Banshees Scream's chat first hand. Perhaps he would fit right in with my dinner guests, who knows?

Kaylia, shouldn't you start us off with a misdeed of your own.......just to get the ball rolling? Of course, why not? This is one of the earliest and most innocent: I let my older sister ( rather, I blackmailed her) take the blame for polishing off a quarter bottle of vodka one xmas.

My dinner guests are as follows: 1. Marquis de Sade 2. King Charles II 3. Oliver Cromwell 4.Mata Hari 5.Abraham Lincoln 6.Marilyn Monroe 7.Robert E Lee 8.Elizabeth I 9.John Dee 10.Tomas de Torquemada. Imagine the chat that lot would have!!

I don't anticipate that Mrs T is going anywhere soon. She - IMHO- is going to be one of those who lingers for what might seem like an age. Nothing less than a stake through the heart to see her on her way, if you ask me!

Have drunk an entire bottle of wine with no ill effect. Not an economical drunkard by anyone's standards - I blame it on my Irish half!

Correct me if I'm wrong; but didn't somebody else fill in for him at the last State Opening Of Parliament?

Read a bestselling autobiography. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/C...At_Amazon.co.uk

Doctors are ''cautiously optimistic'' about his recovery, if this report is to be believed: http://www.healthjackal.com/conditions/201...e-another-baby/

Take the dog to a Halloween parade.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-N...a_And_Cleopatra

Apparently, returning to work would be bad for LiLo's health, according to friends. http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/20/lindsay-loha...-rehab-relapse/

He doesn't look too unhealthy to me. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11610881

This has always given me a smile..