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    The Hare's Death Pool

    Whereas I really don't mention my 2015 Deathrace victory quite enough, especially as I beat DDT and Death Impends to do that, and who does that? Apart from everyone who actually does of course...
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    Pets

    When I was a kid I had two goldfish called Postman Pat and Fireman Sam. When I tried to keep goldfish as an adult (they don't last, stick to rodents), I realised I probably had several hundred pets called Postman Pat and Fireman Sam and never twigged they were different goldfish, because I was a kid. And thick. The dangers of letting kids name pets! I often think of a friend at school, who let their youngest sister name their hamster. Poor old Sweetheart The Hamster...
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Who named her in the Ideas for 2017 thread, is what I mean. See also that cricketer with brain cancer. The now dead one.
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    The Hare's Death Pool

    Who was in the lead for a while? I missed this.
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    Dead Pop Stars

    Jessi Zazu, Hopefully List of the Lost Or Else MSC Is Going To Look Even More Of A Twit pick, too.
  6. And John would likely have ran out of money in the 70s without her money making expertise. Swings and roundabouts. Anyhow, without that couple, we wouldn't have had one of the defining moments of modern life: when a twitter feminist told the son of Yoko Ono to "watch his white privilege".
  7. Nah, she'd have her fans. Have you seen some of the wacky artists who get cult followings?
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    Pets

    My wife's grandad had a pet budgie once. It once told her aunt "you're a fucking bastard!" All of her family were greatly amused. Except the aunt.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    Broughton, perchance? The chap who offered to come in via ambulance to vote in the 79 Confidence Motion, but Callaghan (or someone high up) turned him down in the end. They lost by 1 vote, and Broughton died about 2 days later.
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    A Joke

    That's worse than the "A man fell into a river in France - is he mad? No, he's in Seine" one!
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    Donald J Trump

    I think we've proved beyond doubt on this forum, over the years, that you don't need to be drugged to post demented bollocks.
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    And Taggart. Seems to be a murder. As in the daughter. That's not a shit joke attempt.
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    Betty Driver Memorial Soapstar Superstar Thread

    That is a shit Wiki page, tbh.
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    John McCain

    You mean you don't remember that famous US President John F Heath, and his brother Bobby Heath?
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    John McCain

    circa October 2018 if he had Ted Heath's exact longevity from prognosis.
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    Liz Dawn

    I agree with Toast about the clutter, and Joey about creating a new thread for that sort of thing.
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    The Weather

    Donald Trump is planning to visit Florida shortly. “I hope there aren’t too many people in that path. That’s a bad path to be in.” said Hurricane Irma in a press release, in response.
  18. BBC live updates reference Flight Radar. Mr O'Falk, I presume...
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2018

    Rather strangely, my mum's heard of her. Apparently her show is quite good, if you're into that sort of thing. I'm really not.
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    Aung San Suu Kyi

    Which one is Zorders?
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    Jimmy Greaves

    Also, the whole marrying someone after living together 40 years. Back on the 2018 list, if he survives 2017, imo.
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    Aung San Suu Kyi

    Far be it for me to go pedant on a rant, but actually, there were calls that the NHS was a struggle to fund from as early as 1950. It's what led to the Gaitskell "compromise" to introduce dental charges, and led to Nye resigning from the government. Also, there was extreme money shortages in the 1980s, which led to a belief NHS services would be farmed off to private companies, hence, long story short, Maggie Thatchers speech about the NHS being "safe with us".
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    Liz Dawn

    TMZ seem to report deaths one minute before they happen. They've got the Reaper on retainer.
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    Liz Dawn

    They are a bunch of cunts. However, so are the Daily Mail, and they're used regularly for reliable deadpooling. The Mirror have picked up the story. The Sun did, last I heard, pay handsomely for "showbiz scoops", so yeah, this (probably) comes from family or inside the hospital.
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