Windsor

Hair transplant or wig?

It probably is flouting the law. The poke-nose bastard should mind her own business.

Twitter beat you to it…

Why is the Daily Star still featured as an actual newspaper in Press Previews?

It was always going to be slimmed down anyway on account of our slimmed down Empire and slimmed down membership of the Church of England…

Has anyone sen the film Charles III? Could be the right King for the right moment. :D

No matter how much of a wanker I may be, at least I'm not this much of a wanker.

And there appears to be suggestion that Putin is under pressure from ultra-nationalist over Ukraine. The worlds gone to hell in a hand basket.

To be fair, Trump would’ve added in a few gay jokes for good measure.

The only one getting butthurt over Biden is you.

Will it be the former King of Spain or the former King of Greece to go next?

He was also questioned at Fraserburgh Police Station, which is his real claim to fame.

He’s a pretty odious serial killer, believed to be responsible for more murders than the authorities can pin on him. It is widely believed that he was ‘Bible John’ - a notorious serial murderer who has so far evaded justice. The only reason people don’t want this piece of filth to die is that families of his possible victims are still looking for closure - but we know he will never tell them. It is believed he has terminal cancer and judging by the picture, I can believe that.

May have been mentioned elsewhere already but Peter Tobin isn't looking too great...

It’s fine. We left Biden in the 7th row or something. George III was still too soon…

He’ll make it past summer 2023, so the next big European royal event will be the Coronation of Charles III.

Don’t worry about it. You’ll literally be dead before you know it…

None of the bastards went.

Surely if you were one of the most evil people on the planet you would be celebrated when you got to hell? I’ve never understood the logic in Satan/The Devil punishing evil doers on God’s behalf when presumably the said Devil thinks God is a bit of a Cunt. So if she was the most evil person on the planet and if she is now in hell, I would imagine she has earned herself an upper management position at the very least…

I didn’t. She wasn’t on my list.

She maybe wanted to piss off the nationalists on her way out by getting a special pre-funeral procession through the streets of Edinburgh, crowned with the honours of Scotland to-boot.

Anne had been there with her mother for the previous 24 yours, so presumably she was there at death too. People often make up the details in Royal stories as they know the Palace won't bother to refute anything.

My take is they know they are fucked at the next election so they intend to brazenly give their rich mates a reverse golden handshake. A bit like those COVID contracts they gave out.

Looks less tacky. Are we to presume that this image has been leaked as it looks like someone has taken it with their phone through the closed gate. The Chapel was supposed to be closed until next week. Edit: looks like only the four of them will be interred which means Princess Margaret needn't have been cremated after all.

So has Ramesses II…