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    Clive Dunn

    Let's hope so.
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    Richard Hammond

    Here is a HaikuTo discuss masturbation Masturbation's fun That's not bad SCThough this one is much better But I would say that What do you know, eh?Your Haiku stinks of dog-doo! Mine was the shiznit. Haiku's for tossersJust like the cherry blossom In the market square Misplaced Childhood, Hein? Several. regards, Hein Marillions in fact.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I've heard he has a face like a chewed toffee and is a bit of an old humbug.
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    Strip The Moderaters Of Their Meagre Powers?

    Mr.Hopkins got promoted. At this time he seems to be in a very deep state of confusion, yet appreciation. I think he will get back to being himself sometime soon. Thank you BS, is it a case of the chicken ovulation boiler turned enthusiatic custodian?
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    Strip The Moderaters Of Their Meagre Powers?

    If you can't beat 'em, join 'em eh? All together now, 'It's like ra-a-ain, on your wedding day...' What the heck is going on?
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    Richard Hammond

    Here is a Haiku To discuss masturbation Masturbation's fun That's not bad SC Though this one is much better But I would say that What do you know, eh? Your Haiku stinks of dog-doo! Mine was the shiznit. Haiku's for tossers Just like the cherry blossom In the market square regards, Hein Misplaced Childhood, Hein? Try again as me! Misplaced Childhood, Hein? I've been away, rumours of death greatly exaggerated and all that.
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    Bird Flu

    We'd better all lock up our chickens. Whatever you do dont count 'em though.
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    Docter Docter!

    I had a "ripe" cataract removed a few weeks back. Despite the claims of the ophthalmologist that I wouldn't feel a thing I can assure the world that it is more than a "little uncomfortable" when someone sticks a needle in your eye.
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    Formula 1 & Other Motor Racing

    That plumber is a bad example. After all, there's also a gravitational time dilation effect near heavy masses. Plumbers, as the name of their trade suggests, use lots of lead, the heaviness of which is proverbial. I suggest balloonist as an example of a non-time-dilated profession. regards, Hein What if I had picked a different plumber? Everyone knows ballonists don't age at all
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    We Need A Messenger

    My point exactly oh svelte one. As morbid interest tends to rise in proportion to age, it's likely we would have lost the 'odd' member since the birth of DL.net Perhaps it would be useful if DL members could leave "in the event of my death" instructions. Maybe in a similar style to the organ donor card. Just for the record, I'm not dead I just smell that way.
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    We Need A Messenger

    This might have been asked before but have any regular users of this fine site joined the great webmaster in the sky? I suppose it would be a little tricky for the deceased to post and tells us and its not probably high on the list of the kin's duties to come on here and announce it but I am curious. I suppose the best chance would be a subscriber with a terminal illness who could pre warn us. Perhaps we could start a Deathlist forum deathlist?
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    Formula 1 & Other Motor Racing

    It stands to reason they should live longer. According to Einstein's theory of time dilation the faster one travels, the slower time passes, relative to the spectators perception. Given a lifetime behind the wheel of a formula one car, someone like Stirling Moss will live many billionths of a second longer than he would have had he been a plumber.
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    John Cleese

    No sh*t?
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    Gary Glitter

    Not sure, but I guess the gottee will double as a useful hand hold for some Ho Chi Minh prison, "Bull Queen".
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    Jack Wild

    Maybe it was his silken tongue they liked. Gift wrapped.
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