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    Political Frailty

    What the fahkin hell kinda link is that, some Persian mumbo jumbo? Can YOU read that Shiite? SC Calm down Sunni Jim.
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    Are You Being Served?

    Just watched it; brilliant! I'm just amazed the BBC didn't attempt to shoehorn in an ethnic minority into the cast. Those multi-culturist pushing fucktard cuntgerbils usually try to stick them in everywhere.
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    DL's Video Vault

    At the risk of appearing rude, why can't some motherfuckingcunt fix it so that youtube vids can once again be embedded.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    Stop being a dick. It was a reasonable question? It was a tad aggressive and a little snide. Do remember we are all guests here and can be booted out anytime the owner feels like it.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    The Perineum Bridge, beats the Garden Bridge for a name.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    "Don't be a dick" fair enough, is it OK to be a c.u.n.t? f.u.c.k. you swear filter
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    What Kind Of Person Deadpools?

    I didn't think Tempus was rascist he just hates everyone. Especially Halibuts, Jews & N-words. Everyone else I merely intensely dislike.
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    Missing In Action

    She sounds like a typical spoilt, self-indulgent adult child. Waste of police time.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    If the UK wanted to really stir up shit we could approach the Northern European nations of Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark. Offer them a new deal to rival the EU if they also leave and join us in an alternate trading block, one that isn't interested in political union but based solely on trade.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Jacob Rees-Mogg For Prime Minister.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Ex Pats shouldn't even have a vote.I'm still a citizen Yeah, you care so much about the UK that you live in the USA.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Ex Pats shouldn't even have a vote.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Have faith brother, We shall be free.
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    Political Frailty

    I'd never heard of Jo Cox before she was murdered. I hope she and her family soon return to anonymity. I hope her killer spends the rest of his life behind bars. I hope people have the good sense not to let this murder influence their vote on the EU referendum. I suspect that as Jo Cox was a relatively young, photogenic female MP, her murder garnered more media attention than say that of an older fat/ugly MP would've done. Islam doesn't have the monopoly on mentally ill extremist nutters, sadly their numbers seem to be increasing. I blame air pollution and daytime TV.
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    A Joke

    I wonder if cock cheese will be the new artisan cheese of choice for dinner parties, it's certainly produced in small batches and is about as regionally exclusive as it's possible to be. Probably be in Waitrose soon.
  16. Donald Trump will be the next US President, this will please me greatly.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You really cannot over emphasise the importance of this vote. Ignore all the Conservative Party infighting, the copious amounts of misinformation being distributed by both sides. What it essentially comes down to is this, do you feel ultimate sovereignty should reside with the nation state or should it be subservient to a European superstate? Or to put it simply, do you feel more British than you do European?
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    The Deathlist Howto

    'asinine' ? Is that Hebrew for '13 years old' ? You fall for it every time. (Takes away Docs spade) Nice Avatar, Captain Birdseye that obvious peado who always had fishy fingers
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    Room Lovely, Look You.

    I've decided to embrace Fascism as an alternative to alcoholism. A Norwegian Hero
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    The Deathlist Howto

    Not allowed to say nasty things about Halibuts? Well I think a lot of Halibuts are ignorant medieval cunts who should be exterminated re-educated. Oh dear, that probably constitutes as hate speech, the politically correct police will be knocking at my door soon.
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    The Deathlist Howto

    I believe your signature was removed because It implied that Islam was a religion for misogynistic goat fuckers who had a predilection for pre-teen girls and extremist violence against non-believers. Whereas the 'truth', is of course, that Islam is a religion of peace.
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    Queen Elizabeth II

    Last UK Queen who didn't outlive a child - Queen Mary II in 1694, who didn't have any kids. Odds are Queen Liz will be around for a while yet, and will outlive one of her children. I think QEII will go suddenly, probably a from a massive stroke. I think/hope she'll be dead within 2 years. I can't stand the old bitch or any of her brood.
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    The dead of 2016

    Sad news, I enjoyed many of her shows.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    When I was that age, we didn't have the Information Super Highway or the Internets. You kids don't know how lucky you are. True dat. We just had hoops and sticks. Hoops and sticks, you very fucking spoilt, all I had was half a brick and a dried dog turd to play with.
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    If you want a real classic, try; The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling, by Henry Fielding.
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