JR976evil

Shame, she looks kinda hot

So he was still working as a bouncer after getting the Star Wars gig?

Hammy?

To paraphrase Tina Turner, "We Don't Need Another Wilko!"

Vince no longer needs to reinforce the turnbuckles

I rather doubt WWE will run a tribute package on Raw

Bit harsh, just because his more recent output isn't up to standard

Liz Dawn

I would say it is less than that.It seems to act as a distraction to impending mortality.If you believe that stuff works it acts as a placebo and you feel more hopeful for a while until the situation becomes grave.It is I guess a way of keeping happy and enjoying the time you have left by having an almost delusional belief that you will be ok. As Bouncebackability notes those who sell bogus medications are pure evil for exploiting someone who is vulnerable and desperate. Or they're a business genius. A post in Donald Trump's advisory board beckons

We've been saying that for the last 2 years... Went for Liz Dawn. It's been a harsh winter in terms of bugs and viruses

That sounds like something that Donald Trump might partake in

Haven't seen it. I have absolutely zero interest in a "dark and gritty war film" version of Star Wars, which is what i have heard it described as. It would appeal to me even less than the main films do. I hold on to the slim hope that Valerian might be a good film. I like the comics so if they stay true to that and don't turn it into a big dumb action film it might be okay. It is hardly dark and gritty. It is still basically a Star Wars film. It can get a bit clunky with them trying to shoe horn references to the original movies in and I was not happy about the necromancy of reanimating Peter Cushing (though Guy Henry) does a fair impression of the voice. The star of the film is undoubtedly the droid. Okay, thanks. I still won't see it. (The only tempting thing is my inner seven year old would like to see Vader's castle but that wouldn't be enough for me to give Hollywood my money.) Are you interested in seeing Valerian? Is that a biopic of the renowned herbal sleeping aid?

Don't feed him...

Yeah, big respect to him for fucking up Trumps inauguration if he goes in the next couple of days ! No need, Trump is perfectly capable of fucking up the inauguration all by himself

This is obviously so fake but at least it's friggin' hillarious. Trump's got trolled hard – but I don't think it'd permanently damage his reputation. That's because he's already permanently damaged his reputation during his presidential campaign Nah! It's because he's a fucking twat. Could say his electorate got what they deserved! Pissed all over?

No he won't, Kennedy tried to do that and look what happened to him

It causes more damage if you hide them in the order of anus then throat and your breath smells rotten too I'll take your word for it

Not looking too bad really, wonder how serious said back problems are

He could well last another 5 years, I suspect he's going nowhere anytime soon At 95, I don't think he's likely to last 5 more years. Would be get a telegram from her maj? Save her the price of a card. I believe those are only available on request nowadays

He could well last another 5 years, I suspect he's going nowhere anytime soon At 95, I don't think he's likely to last 5 more years. Well Zsa Zsa managed just shy of 100, and that was with one leg, advanced dementia and hooked up to machines for the best part of 5 years!

He could well last another 5 years, I suspect he's going nowhere anytime soon

Elizabeth Kelly (Aunt Nelly in EastEnders)

I doubt it. Any former American president would surely feel a necessity to go to the funeral. Also an interesting fact is that when Donald Trump is inaugurated then; Bill Clinton, George Bush Jr, George Bush Sr, Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter will equal the five living former presidents record reached a few times in the past when Trump's inaugurated. While were on the subject; if Blair, Cameron, Major and Brown can hold out until May resigns or loses- the record of 5 former UK PMs alive will be equalled Surely one of these will clock up to 6 at some point and finally end the mass-tying for the record on both sides of the pond. But history suggests we should expect a president to die during Trumps reign and a Prime Minister to die during whoever takes office after Theresa May's ministry. Trump will be gone in two years tops. He could be your 6th. You're an optimist. Assuming you mean merely gone from office?

Lets hope so.I hope Peter Sutcliffe Ian Brady Peter Tobin Ian Huntley and Steve Wright follow Mansons lead. Got an issue with DJs as well? Well there have been a fair few had their past misdeeds catch up with them the past few years I suppose In the unlikely event this wasn't a joke he means the lorry driving prostitute murderer in Suffolk a few years ago. He was a forklift truck driver.Im just wondering, like, when you take HGV driving lessons do you also have to do theory tests on how to kidnap French women hitch hikers from motorway slip roads or summat? Dunno about that but deciphering how to conceal varying quantities of illegal immigrants is probably on there

Lets hope so.I hope Peter Sutcliffe Ian Brady Peter Tobin Ian Huntley and Steve Wright follow Mansons lead. Got an issue with DJs as well? Well there have been a fair few had their past misdeeds catch up with them the past few years I suppose