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How much of an unfortunate irony that his surname is Johnson!

I only knew her off Watchdog and The Weakest Link It's Arthur Robinson not Anne Robinson Of the cordial drink empire?

I only knew her off Watchdog and The Weakest Link

Was just on Newsnight, he doesn't look well but remains sharp and lucid as ever. Who knows how long he'll last?

Sam Simon, I think his time is about up

Mods don't do the obits. That part is all down to the gaffer. Jiminy Jillickers!

One thing you're not short on is bollocks. You mean he's not a eunuch?

Now can the moderators be arsed to come up with an obit (and suitable pun) for Sid Caesar?

It wasn't THAT bad a movie

Yeah, but will it stand up in court? Hmmm, that's a hard one. A hard two and a half if witnesses are to be believed... Makes you wonder how small Bernie Ecclestone's is. "Napoleon syndrome" and all that shit. Nah he just is a little prick

You mean..... the one we live in now? Only they will all die eventually, know it probably doesn't seem like it...

I don't think it's practical, or indeed desirable. Really, can you imagine being stuck with the people you can't stand for all eternity?!?! To put that in perspective, envision a world where annoying guest posters never die!!!

Sounds fine as long as you're filthy rich and no one unplugs you...

Question is, would you really want to live forever??

Is he an exhibit?

Alain Resnais Dead. That would have to be the biggest non-English language cinema deathof the year so far. I wonder if it will receive a mention at the Oscars? Probably not, knowing our somewhat (ie, very) insular American cousins. In fairness, they'd probably already put the package together when the news broke

He seems to be still working regularly, think he may be around for a while. During the 80s and early 90s he seemed to turn up in every single American Indie film, great actor

I can dig it

Another one who was pushed purely on the basis of his size, he had no actual wrestling talent

so? So you're a useless cunt

Perfect opportunity for a candlelight supper

Old and obviously immortal. They said the same about Clive Dunn...

Aww, I thought for a second his name actually was Condom! Could have had a few puns there

Talking of remakes, I saw the new version of Robocop and it actually isn't half bad, not on a par with the original but it could certainly have been a lot worse. There's a lot of threads that don't ultimately go anywhere but it's got enough to hold the attention

A newsreader mistook Jackson for Lawrence Fishburne and he went ballistic over it