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LG is correct, as I seem to be a babe magnet (I wish) check what I got.... George Clooney 68% Chris Noth 66% Tom Cruise 66% Ashton Kutcher 66% Ernest Borgnine 64% Rubens Barrichello 62% Forest Whittaker 59% Debra Winger 55% Val Kilmer 53% Martin Scorsese 50% must be the Eyebrows..eh !!! ..hehehe

Happy B'day Auld Yin ..hehehe I hope your not too tender today cheers scsi

Paddy goes and signs on at the Dole...a few minutes later he's outside having a cigarette leaning against the wall. Shortly a prostitute comes by and says to paddy " hey would you like a Blowjob" ? Paddy says to her " what !! ...Wouldn't that affect my Dole money" !!! scsi

Hey !!!! That's the same contract I had prepared for Lady G.....Ohhh That reminds me, I forgot to order my new wheelchair What a loon !!!

What can I say about our greatest ever player, this is a sad day for all true Celtic supporters. I had the priviledge of seeing wee Jinky play on more that one occasion, also later in life when he retired from football he became a driver for a company in Glasgow whom I worked for and then met him personally quite a few times. He still had some hair then He will be sadly missed ..... scsi

I..emmm bahh, baahhhh Wouldn't say that too loud man....ye'll be getting all us Trekkies a really baaahd name P.S. I hope you haven't got a life sized sheep cutout !!! regards scsi

Wow, what the hell is your problem? I asked a legitimate question. ok well I've tried and I've tried but hey...I honestly do not see a question here at all, or is it just me!!! quality not quantity rings a bell here..hmmm sounds familiar these days. all it says to me is that a Rank system overseen by Mods is needed now...it's getting to the stage that too many people feel things are getting sour..posts for posts sake..ya know....get my quota up, I have to agree with the majority now it really is getting silly, and If ya don't know what I'm referring too then perhaps you shouldn't be posting in the 1st place..OOhhh controversy...god we love it !!!! You know who you are !!!! hit me with yer best shot....fire away !!!

<Godot> A very interesting post that about the camps. Personally I would love to go and see some of them myself especially Auschwitz, I have been fascinated with it for many years tho I have no idea why and would loved to have gone to the liberation Anniversary last year. I also have some videos regarding the camps including Auschwitz/Birkenau and Majdanek to name but a few, plus books, footage and interviews from survivors. I actually have a friend who lives in Poland so one day I might make the trip Regards scsi

Nothing wrong with being a Trekkie my friend....a lot of people are.... Myself Included .....Fascinating

Hmmm LG keeps talking about food .....Should I start to get worried !!!

Interesting, but I wouldn't exactly go telling my friends that they'd figured out a plausable explanation of the phenomenon. after two years of research he came up with the theory of elephants. I do hope no tax payers money went into that To think these guys get paid money for this too - I'm in the wrong job !!!

I love everything that is sweet, usually the sweeter the better, so naturally... I love Honey Just a shame I can't eat anything sweet anymore...Diabetes saw to that, so now I eat all the stuff that's good for you and tastes like cardboard ...YUCH.....So I'm easily Blackmailed..honest..try it, please..try it As for Marmite - it's good for greasing the wheel bearings on your car, but as a snack !!! BOGGIN It's just the age old "You either love it OR hate it issue".

Here is a shortlist of commonly used abbreviations in chatrooms (as asked for by people in the deadchat). Hopefully to help confusion if you are new to chatrooms. NOTE: Admins/Mods - If this has already been mentioned before in another thread/post...please feel free to remove it..... regards scsi ================================================================ np = No Problem afk = Away From Keyboard ttfy = Ta-Ta For Now ttyl = Talk To You Later brb = Be Right Back bbl = Be Back Later bbs = Be Back Soon imho = In My Humble Opinion lol = Laughs Out Loud / Laughing Out Loud roflmao = Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off k / ok = ok thx / tnx = Thanks wb = Welcome Back l8rm8 = Later Mate btw = By The Way ffs = For F**k Sake a/s/l = Age, Sex, Location (generally frowned upon also you may get flamed for using this)....you have been warned !! afaik = As Far As I Know back = Back From brb, bbl or bbs (not exactly an abbreviation but it's polite to use it anyway) j/k = Just Kidding points of interest: usually these abbreviations are used in capitals, but it's up to the individual for the most part. Also using capitals in a chatroom is commonly referred to as...SHOUTING ! It is also very common to shorten a chatroom members nick..for example...(Lady Grendel = LG, NotaPotato=NP, in eternum+ = ie+) NOTE: This is not an exhaustive list, there are lots more but this is certainly enough to get you started. I hope you have fun, and I hope this helps. See you all in the Deadchat.....

Well Done on your 1000 B The Preverbial packet of "Swizzles" is in the post

Guys Actually GR was correct, I went into the chat in the wee small hours of the morning about 3:30 - 4:30AM (uk time) and I did have to enter by inputting my password, the username was greyed out and my nick already inserted (members autoregd I presume). It worked fine, however when I went in again about 10:00 this morning it also just took me straight in without having to use my password. I'm assuming GR is still tweaking it. regards scsi

Milwall: This was in reference to people using the CHAT room it has nothing to do with the Forum. It was put up (if you bothered to read what I wrote at all) because some of the users in the chat were asking what the abbreviations meant. Furthermore, what has my post got to do with you being criticised for shouting...that's not my fault.

An old Cowboy goes into a Bar and orders himself a Beer and a Whisky, he's just sitting there contemplating his day, when a young Woman comes into the bar and sits down at a stool on his Right. "Hi" she says, "Are you a Real Cowboy" ? "Well" he says, "I've delivered foals, reared horses, fixed fences, taken part in rodeo's, bred cattle and been on Wagon trails, I'm 75 now, and I've been doing it all my life, so I guess you could say I'm a real cowboy". "Ohh, that's great" she says, "I'm a Lesbian, I just can't stop thinking about Women, when I'm in the car I think about women, when I'm eating I think about women, when I take a bath I think about women, even when I sleep I think about women". They shortly go back to thier drinks, and sit in silence. Later a man comes in and sits down on a stool to the old Cowboys Left. "Are you a real Cowboy" asks the man. The old Cowboy replies: "Well, I thought I was but apparently I'm a Lesbian" !!!!

OK here's a step up from the sandwich, it's quicker, easier and cheaper... Grab yourself 2 white rolls... Stuff them with either Smokey Bacon or Cheese & Onion Crisps. The good thing about it is that you can make them just One minute Before your favourite TV show starts... TOP NOTCH !!!

Ohhh REALLY !!! " Scsi snatches a Link lying on the table from Level 2 " Here's a wee something I managed to grab on the journey down FeetTastic knock yerself out ie+ hehehe, meanwhile Bou and I will listen to "The Damned" pretty apt in Hell I think BTW ie+ that was the "Cleanest" link I could find...hehehehe

Np ie+....I'll bring my stuff & super duper heat resistant Firewall an set up a "HellChat" to link to "Deadchat" Coz........I'm an 8 leveller too... K......I'll bring the booze, You & Bou bring the Table & Chairs...I'll scoop the food from LG in Level 3 (Gluttonous) on the way down!!!!! ...PARTY TIME in 8 WOOHOO

hehehe I could think of a few for that one .....but it would take up so many pages...

Yes CP basically the same thing as IMHO, tho as I said that was just a common list, there are shed loads more that could be added

MBA: That's how we actually say off-licence after we've had a few jars

Jeeze if she died Tomorrow I'd be running around singing " The Wicked Witch is Dead, The Wicked Witch is Dead ", then get totally blootered in Celebration

HAHAHA Naturally of course..I liked that one, I've seen a few similar ones before too. scsi