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    Steve Fossett

    Perhaps he's just on T-Mobile..........
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    Cricket Thread. Only Mad Dogs And Englishmen

    And while this thread is resurrected, I picked the wrong Invincible in my team this year - Bill Johnston dies and I went for Sam Loxton instead - typical.
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    Moderators Overstepping The Mark Again

    I got accosted by a Scientologist in Bournemouth once. Their opening line of "Could I just ask you a few questions" was followed by "What one thing would make you happier in life?". Apparently the answer "You pissing off and leaving me alone" wasn't the one they were looking for - I'll expect a entourage of cars outside my house any day now.......
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    Too Many Moderators ?

    Just to clarify, we have no desire to march into the Sudetenland, listen to Deutchland Uber Alles or ponce about in jackboots and silly hats. Apart from AtJ, of course, of does that kind of thing regularly. Oh yes, I believe Josco also voted for Mrs T once so maybe him too........
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries ,etc ...for 2007

    Well, thank you all. Not sure about the dubious moustachioed bloke but CarolAnn's picture of me is uncannily accurate. Just off for a fish and chip supper at the parents house now, as there are some of you out there who will be interested, it'll probably be haddock. I'll report back later, unless I've choked to death on a fishbone. TFH - 32 and counting.........
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    Too Many Moderators ?

    I don't know about abused his welcome but I know people who welcome the abuse. And aren't Mrs T and Mr TB the same person anyway? Both slightly more right wing than Sir Stanley Matthews.........
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    Too Many Moderators ?

    Depends on whose life you are referring to - Mrs T's life has been far too long!
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    Too Many Moderators ?

    Yes, and improving spelling as well.
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    The Dead - 2007

    Every match between Scotland and England was a wartime international!
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I'd say the entire list is going to die. Maybe not this year, true, but die they will. Much as I hate to disagree with such an esteemed and erstwhile mod, I think you'll find that Clive Dunn is on this years list and as has been established by us many moons ago he may well be immortal.
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    Anna Nicole Smith!

    Still works for me, perhaps it's plagiarism karma!
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    Anna Nicole Smith!

    Apparently, this footage is her on her way out of the hotel, in more ways than one.......
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    The Weather

    *Mod trigger finger itching wildly* The title of the thread is "Patrick Moore". Not "Patrick Moore and accompanying slanging match". If you want to go outside and have a fight, can I refer you to the "Extra Curricular" forum? Thank you kindly
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    The First 2007 Success Poll

    On the basis of spouses following recently deceased partners, my money's on Betty Ford..... Oh, and 11 on the basis that it's my sister's birthdate - such logic!
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    General Pinochet

    With a bit of luck his good friend Mrs T might try to make it over to his funeral and suffer some unfortunate (for her) mishap. Polonium Airways, anyone?
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    General Pinochet

    It's still touch and go, apparently - just when I'd pencilled him in for 2007 too!
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    Holiday Thread

    Well, I'm off to sunny SA tomorrow so keep the place tidy and I'll report back in 3 weeks - unless I get deported for smuggling Steeleye Span CDs into the country, of course. Maybe if I hid them in packets of cocaine I might get away with it?
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    PW Botha

    I leave for South Africa in 6 days time - wish I hadn't read this thread now, I feel I might be either murdered, carjacked, robbed, raped, denied promotion, denied benefits and forced to take a garlic shower to ward off HIV, maleria, typhoid and possibly a slight sniffle. I'll report back at the end of the month and let you know what disasters have befallen me!
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    PW Botha

    Good job too, makes my reporting a little easier. We are due to be staying in Wilderness (where he lived in retirement), wonder if they'll have any memorials or the like?
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    Titanic Survivors

    Were those the same Vikings that invaded England, got to Maryport, realised it was colder and wetter than Scandinavia and went back home again?
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    Byron Nelson

    For those of you who know who Tom Byron is, that quote needs no explanation!
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    Titanic Survivors

    As far as I can remember we've had apologies for slavery, the Crusades, the Civil War, nailing up Jesus and all manner of historical events several hundred years after they occured. I'm not sure who they were apologising too, exactly, but in 1763 one of my forefathers stubbed his toe on a neighbours housemaid that he had carelessly left lying around after sacking her and to the best of my knowledge there was never so much as a "mind how you go, Sirrah" - I'll be suing Penge District Council for compensation in due course.......
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    Byron Nelson

    Wonder how long the drive to the funeral service will be? My guess is 294 yards......
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    Gerald Ford

    Is Angi O'Plasty a well known Irish surgeon?
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