The Four Horsemen

I've got a book called "Tombstone Humour" by Richard De'Ath (apparently his real name) and that has a chapter devoted to comedy epitaphs etc. Worth a read if you can get hold of a copy - I got mine about 15 years ago so it might be out of print by now.

I think you'll find that All Bran causes good sh*t............

Never mind "Time Thief", perhaps "Ability-to-spell Thief" would be more appropriate?

Sounds rather unpleasant!

What's the point of that anyway? It's not like she can read the bloody thing from 6 foot under!

But for the grace of God and the lack of talent in snooker, I imagine.......

Hmm, good job Texas has never executed an innocent man...........

Remind me never to hang around your neighbourhood or attend one of your parties, BHB........

I fully intend to bury the video of my wedding in a concrete block at the bottom of the north sea on about August 19th this year - I know how strange and lumpy I look, I don't need a video capturing it for posterity!

You aren't referring to a mysterious and unfortunate dogging incident, are you Mr J?

Now I think that is definitely an Admin one - unless Monsieur N'est Pas un Pomme de Terre would be kind enought to correct me again........

I expect that having no car also contributed to low stress levels though! 86 and 5 stars apparently, I must be getting boring in my old age

I think you may be the odd one out for describing his cacophonic output as "music" earlier in your sentence........

If someone (anyone?) could let me know the secrets of the inner circle of DL HQ then I'll go away and practice before pretending I can't do technical things anymore.........

What you need is a member of the admin team, us Mods don't have such powers bestowed upon us I'm afraid.......

Parts of it are

Well thank goodness I don't have to post a picture of myself, otherwise it would ruin all those thoughts that us chaps have been having looking at that montage of sexiness - good work, CP, keep it up!

You mean there's a difference??

Well now, thank you all very much - off for a nosebag or two at lunch shortly, so thought I'd best post while still vaguely coherent, if I was ever such a thing to start with. I'll save you all a slice of cake

There was an "article" in the Mirror a few years back hinting that Denis Norden frequents brothels and gets his action from prostitutes - can't be good for his heart at his age, surely?

I hear Rod Hull hit the roof............

As did Malcolm Marshall and Sir Teddy Taylor - and it's in 2 weeks and 5 days in case anyone feels like buying a present!

If I am coming back as an alligator I hope they make it snappy........ Oh yes, I have it on good authority that I am male at present, although if my intended finds out about my illicit alligator fetish that may change........

Hmm, I was an alligator too - guess that means I'd better be nice to TLC now then - after all, he might try and mate with me in the next life!

Yes, 1983 to be precise......