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The Four Horsemen

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  1. 1) People wearing tracksuits who clearly haven't done any exercise for over 10 years

    2) Tourists on the underground who think a tube map at the top of escalators are designated meeting points

    3) People who think Eastenders is quality television and a true depiction of life in the east end

    4) Lazy/vindictive/rabble rousing journalism

    5) Footballers who celebrate scoring like you would if you'd found a cure for cancer, won the lottery and saved the planet from certain destruction

    6) TV executives who think anything requiring one iota of thought or featuring a semblence of culture is too highbrow

     

    I've only been up half an hour, I'm sure some more things will annoy me later on


  2. Anyone care to explain why he has Wizbit on his head?

     

     

    It's Spongebob Squarepants. Blimey, don't they teach these young'uns anything in school these days?;-)

     

    I'm alarmed that Wizbit is now appearing in these nostalgia shows and such like - I didn't think my childhood was THAT long ago!


  3. I'd be more than happy for the NFL to franchise out a team to us - they could call them the London Monarchs.....or maybe not.

     

    I've never understood the whole booing of national anthems et al - didn't happen during the rugby world cup so I'm assuming it's just a football thing. I translated the booing for John Terry as a social comment on him bottling somebody in a night club and then getting let off because he's famous. However, I now understand that playing for Chelsea is much worse and he should be disembowelled immediately.


  4. Well, I was in attendance at Wembley yesterday and I'm pleased to report that the popularity stakes were as follows:

     

    1) Lewis Hamilton

    2) Martin Johnson

    3) The Miami Cheerleaders

    4) The streaker

    5) The Feeling

    6) The Dolphins team

    7) The Giants team

    8) The military marching band at halftime

    9) The Mexican Wave

    10) John Terry

     

    My personal favourite moment was John Terry getting simultaneously booed by 80,000 people, nicely juxtaposed between the huge cheers for Martin Johnson and Lewis Hamilton!

    I think there was an American Football match in there somewhere as well......

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  5. Not looking good for him is it? Apparently he had both a radio & a mobile phone with him, so as the BBC news report put it, it's rather "ominous" he hasn't made any contact....

     

    Perhaps he's just on T-Mobile..........


  6. I got accosted by a Scientologist in Bournemouth once. Their opening line of "Could I just ask you a few questions" was followed by "What one thing would make you happier in life?". Apparently the answer "You pissing off and leaving me alone" wasn't the one they were looking for - I'll expect a entourage of cars outside my house any day now.......


  7. Just to clarify, we have no desire to march into the Sudetenland, listen to Deutchland Uber Alles or ponce about in jackboots and silly hats. Apart from AtJ, of course, of does that kind of thing regularly. Oh yes, I believe Josco also voted for Mrs T once so maybe him too........

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