Harvester Of Souls

Same here I came on to see how the old gang was... I ended up spending 6grand on power tools... I feel cheated.

Kubrick!

He'll walk out to a flash of media photographers, and then disappear into obscurity... Like Gadd

There is no throne after Lemmy's gone. Unless these charlatans can still do what they're doing well into the sixth decade. When Lemmy goes he retires the shirt.

That would be nice, Spade, but I don't think 7½ - 15 months will be enough to kill him... Unfortunately.

On the one hand Dickie O does seem to interest a lot of Deathlisters the way Clive Dunn did. On the other hand, like Clive Dunn, his retirement does seem to be very quiet and it doesn't generate a lot of news. Aye, the long game AKA dead pooling for the discerning fan! I agree, Dickie O is one for the old-school Deathlister. This is actually the reason I decided to pop back in... Nice what they've done with the place...

That were a lovely day, that..... I believe she still lives at Billing Avenue, around the corner... I blame tuition fees, personally.

Should we have a whip round for Ferguson? A carriage clock with an extra 6 minutes on it would be a suitable retirement gift.

Who is the most hated person currently residing on planet Earth?

Always without! Would it be better to drink scotch, from the glass, in an alley? Or straight from the bottle, in an exclusive bar?

Well it makes no diference to you apparently as you live in outer space or something, untouched by the grubby hand of politics... What a clusterfuck! Now... who's ready to open their wallet to pay for it all?

With everything inbetween cash for questions, and the latest in expenses scandals do you think it would make much of a difference?

I'm going to sit this one out. There are no winners.

Bill Hicks is dead.

One of the reasons I couldn't do drugs, was because Keith had actually done them all...

... and it's straight to video sequel Another 9½ Leeks

Disney animated story of a flying elephant, set in Louisiana. Gumbo Disney's blockbuster about anger management on the high seas. Irates Of The Carribbean. Disney's film about diarrhoea and nannys. Mary Ploppins. Disney's Scot's adaptation of the Legend of Lord Greystoke. Tartan

Today in 1941 Virginia Woolf commits suicide.

Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn demolish a German threat to Clive: The Duns of Navarone.

Steve McQueen stars in the hit 60's classic movie about futuristic hairdressing. Mullitt. Quentin Tarantino writes, and directs, a moving tale of manual labour in Victorian Britain. Reservoir Digs. Gregory Peck, David Niven and Anthony Quinn demolish a German threat to the Vatican. The Nuns of Navarone. Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, and Harold Ramis take on a paranormal threat, with hot lard. Ghost Basters. Harrison Ford chases a giant aerosol can in Glade Runner. Dreamworks new animated production documenting the expansion of commerce in China. Rice Age.

Clint Eastwood stars as an American pilot who steals a broken, top secret Russian jet. Firefix