Paul Bearer

As FF said, a stripper...Hmmmmmmmm, real name A BLOODY TRAFIC WARDEN.

Per Janeo's advice. Register as a member and wait......................................

Already posted here A bit slow today, cap'n

Another good attempt Mary.

Actually I missed it completly as there was an even more absorbing programme about fly fishing on another channel. Damn..

Glad to have you on board. I wonder if there are any other husband/wife, lord/ladies members?

Huv a rerr terr cap'n

Love the sig FF.

I haven't fully checked my facts (too bone idle), but I recall some information that the 1918 catastrophic flu epidemic spread from an avian strain. Many millions died then, the carnage now, with our more cramped living conditions and ease of travel could be far worse. I'm just going downstairs now to strangle my parrots

Please post your jokes here Thanks

There, there, there, time's a great healer, I'm sure you'll get over it soon.

Quite so. Mr Fuggit, I believe you weren't here at the time of the passing of a certain E. Hughes. It was all hands to the pump, prepare to repel boarders. I cared about that Scouse prick I didn't. See Em Hughes ranters thread

VIVA LA REVOLUTION Good things come to those who wait. Besides, it's not all it's cracked up to be, 32 days paid holiday, free health insurance, free dentistry and a pathetic £35k pa.

JEALOUS?

Works fine. If you happen to be a moderator. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Happy now?

You forgot to add that you wanted someone to talk to about shoes, babies, and PMT. I didn't want anyone to guess what sex I am Trust me, they're still guessing. Only you and I know the truth. * * As well as all the other mods

You forgot to add that you wanted someone to talk to about shoes, babies, and PMT. I didn't want anyone to guess what sex I am

Luckily I don't give a damn. Besides, I was talking to the decent mods (yes there is such a thing). PS. Nice to hear that Boudicca is now a mod - well done on your promotion. We are all decent mods, the entrance exam is difficult enough. Boudicca only got the job for promising to help me clean up the mess at the weekly gatherings. I am, however, looking forward to the Christmas bash when the other mods wait hand and foot on both of us. Even Mr. Stats (who doesn't exist) and Rude Kid (who is probably too busy with the Derby Dead Pool thing)? 'Fraid so, once a mod, always a mod. Only way out is dea......... oops, sorry new mods, perhaps you shouldnt read this post.

Luckily I don't give a damn. Besides, I was talking to the decent mods (yes there is such a thing). PS. Nice to hear that Boudicca is now a mod - well done on your promotion. We are all decent mods, the entrance exam is difficult enough. Boudicca only got the job for promising to help me clean up the mess at the weekly gatherings. I am, however, looking forward to the Christmas bash when the other mods wait hand and foot on both of us.

Alternativley, no one knows you and no one wants to know you

Da da da de dah......... she's snuffing it.* *Partialy plagarised from Stayin Alives post

Thanks for posting Hilary

I wonder what the security is like at a suicide bombers convention

Briliant CR, bloody funny