Paul Bearer

Dog to be stoned to death - Unfuckingbelievable.

I'm thinking about Turkey for this years holiday. Anybody been? And what's it like?

Still pissed?

He's over it already

Are you sure he isn't assassinating all his picks to win the DDP trophy?

Sorry to hear that Godot, what a terrible way to treat staff. Sadly I will not be able to boycott Sainsbury's. I live in a town with no supermarket, our nearest Tesco and Asda are 22 miles away and I don't drive. What passed for a supermarket in Kelso, Haldanes, went into administration last week and closed yesterday. After a 10 year battle Sainsbury's won the battle to build a superstore on the outskirts of town. It opens at the end of the summer. While I tend to by my meat, poultry, bread and eggs from local shops, having Sainsbury's on the doorstep is going to be a damn site cheaper and easier than spending £8 on bus fares and enduring 4 hour round trip to get to Tesco in Galashiels just to pick up washing powder etc. The other 16 of us will though. It'll bring them to their knees. Yeah!!!!!! That'll fucking teach them. [edit] P.S. Sorry to see that Godot

Damned decent of the sun to show a picture of a piece of rope, as if we don't know what rope looks like.

Paris Hilton jumps from plane Damn parachute opened

Dumped by his 25 year old fiancee Enough to put him over the edge?

I guess the murderer is still at large?

I vaugley remember a programme on BBC about the mid to late 60's with a character in the childrens hour (which only seemed to last about 15 minutes) called the pied piper.

It doesn't mean he's ill. Maybe he didn't like him and didn't want to go to his funeral.

Shes just pining for the fjords trees! But, she's not a Norwegian Blue!

My parrot (Amazon orange wing) seemed to take a stroke last night and fell off her perch. Went to the vet today, she got steriods and anti biotics (for a stroke?). She's only about 15-20 years old and we've had her about 13 years Doesn't look too promising for her

Probably die this/next year then.

And so is apparently Kenny Hawkes I know it's not a link confirming his demise, but it's a link showing who the hell he was 'cos I've never heard of him either

Darryl Pandy has apparently died. No link yet. [edit] link

Jennifer Worth now worthless

Dreampt that Danny Devito died of a heart attack.

I've heard that as well. I guess he slipped away. I hope you thanked him for being a friend.

Has he died?

Me too, but I have a concern. Suppose Martians use the list to come knocking on doors when they invade? Even more worrying, they could steal our identities, like those aliens did on Invasion of the Body Snatchers without the need to invade. I'm not going to sleep tonight. You now realise you will be getting spam emails from mars now..bleeding aliens asking if you want 12 million mars dollars/pounds/roubles/whatever if you send your name...........its written in the stars.......and your name is now on the CIA and FBI watchlist for subversive actions.

Fancy flying to mars? ........................I'm going.

Fort William 1 - Nairn county 3. An excellent finish to the season. Upward?