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    Derby Dead Pool 2020

    I'd have you back in a heartbeat mate. I've said as much and you'll have read it. Not up to me though. ETA: Though there's fuck all chance of you laying off the swearing and occasional ranting tbh. promise all you like, you know you'll have one of those moments sooner or later.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2020

    And not not deathers either, probably, allegedly.
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    What about cars?
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    Joe Biden

    Yawn. It's a direct quote, it doesn't matter where it was published. Source? Reuters.
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    Joe Biden

    The Guardian? Far left? bwhahahahaha. It gets used because most of the other respectable 'broadsheets' are behind paywalls. In any event all they are doing is quoting a Yale educated law professor it's not an opinion piece. I knew it was a waste of time arguing with you, but sometimes a marker has to be put in the sand simply to point out that your view isn't unchallenged.
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    The Happy Birthday Thread

    Sort of prefer this one. England were all out for n-n-n-n-nineteen and the West Indies have scored n-n-n-n-three hundred and forty six.
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    Joe Biden

    He doesn't have ANY case, just a shipping container full of dummies labelled 'pram ammo'. Source
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Not in the slightest, beats being bored rigid by Iain or The Old Crem. or sometimes yw Go well spazoid
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    TL:DR Wind your neck in tiger, you make some fun points. but steady on with the insults.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    "Oh damn you're right. I completely forgot to give you your medal, Here you are, how silly of me." And when I show it to you, your response is that of an 8 year old. Done here. I'm way past worrying about embarrassing myself, that ship sailed long ago. Can you say the same?
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    Exactly the kind of response that gets everyone totally pissed off with you. No possible admission of error in any form. I stand by what i said in the first place. I have no idea what makes some North Americans behave this way, but you just prove that for some reason some of them do.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    If you think Uli and Quim are idiots, I'd suggest you need a good long think about that. There may well be idiots around here - but they aren't them. Fire it about all you like, but justify it, and you are nowhere near. (nor in my opinion will you be, the targets you are choosing make far more sense than you do so far). carry on.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    No? Not much of a fan of FTFY generally, well, not for spelling or general grammatical errors where the meaning is clear and it's just a typo, (largely because sooner or later I'll have egg on my face when I inevitably do it) but I can't get my head around exactly what you mean if you did mean to use prior.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    And you're yet another North American self-satisfied twat. You call out the things you think are wrong, and go deadly quiet when your own mistakes are pointed out to you. Ask me for an example, I double dare you.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    To be fair - as well they should be. And in any case it makes fuck all difference how much padding you wear if the damage is caused by the brain hitting the inside of the skull there's simply no way to pad that. Same shit has been argued for cycle helmets and don't fucking start me on that one. I'm not disagreeing Uli, all I'm trying to point out is there's a lot of arguments that surround this topic and one needs to be careful.
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    Dementia afflicted footballers

    The ones that complete the hurdles and steeplechase by headbutting the barriers out of the way, who else?
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    Operation hope so

    Trump aside, because he's got the mark now, this is too far in the future for me, another one that could last at least a decade to get 3, possibly more.
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    Operation hope so

    Impressed. What happened to Steve the rude troll? Actually strike that, I don't care. Cool. Not that my approval means a fucking thing. but anyway, good job.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    Doubtless one or other will point out that we all live in it since it's a region of space that includes the milky way, which of course is technically quite correct. But the point is they are the only 2 that feel the need to actually include it under their avatar. True, I don't think I ever understood more than about 10% of his posts, max. Takes some dedication to be that unintelligible.
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    Prince Philip Duke Of Edinburgh

    I think it's living in the Virgo Supercluster that does it .. There are now 2 people (or possibly greys? Whatever) within the last few hours that you've considered (and you're not alone), have an 'interesting' (or drunk) viewpoint or two, and both claim to be from there or at least partly from there. I knew I'd seen it as the habitat for more than one of our members, and now they're both within a few posts of each other just above. Neither of them is Bladan either.
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    Famous celebrity births , pregnancies and babies

    Ah fucks sakes. I thought you'd forgotten about this thread. Bah.
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    The Deathlist Christmas Special!

    Close, told some guys who were doing some work outside today about whamaggedon. They had smooth fm playing on one of those DeWalt radios (why won't an ordinary radio do?) but no so loud I could hear it inside. So of course one of them shouted at me for something and then as I get there says 'Oh I didn't need anything but George Michael just came on'. I'm halfway through calling him every name under the sun for dragging me out there to get whamageddoned, but it was Careless Whisper...the git. No more tea for that bastard.
  23. You didn't start a new thread with a poll for this? Every newbie and his dog is showing you how to do it, and you have a worthwhile reason and don't? Pity.
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    Ideas for position no. 1 on 2021 DL

    Excellent idea. Completely on board with that, it'll piss creepy off even more than he has been so far with some no account English sport at the top of the list. But where are you considering sending it? c/o The Mandela Bar, Warwick University definitely isn't going to cut it, not least since it hasn't been called that for something like 25 years. NB. And probably of no particular interest to anyone: But a true story nonetheless. I once threw up in that exact bar in the late 80's (hell it may even have been with the fabled committee there). A friend was in their Rugby team and I was visiting when they had one of those post match 'drinking circle' things. Some will know the idea, a bunch of daft rules such as only drinking with your left hand, asking permission from the chairman to make a comment etc etc. Make any error at all and you have to drink about half a pint as a penalty or possibly even the whole thing for a serious infraction. Do I know the rules? Do I fuck. So I start with some minor miss-step and instantly get called on it then drink that penalty with my right hand incurring a further fault and a whole pint.... you can doubtless see where this is headed...... Long story short I had drunk 3 pints of fizzy lager in the space of as many minutes and hadn't even sat down yet. Not being a fast drinker in the first place and lager not my thing even if I were, the fizz got to me and I chucked the lot straight back up in a corner, what a wuss - not even remotely drunk...meh. At least I was out of the game before they got to the part where they made you drop your trousers and then shove a length of bog-roll up your arse crack and set light to the bottom of it - you have to drink a full pint before you can remove it.....Happy days.
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    Because you are uniquely positioned to spot that? As opposed to all us dullards? Cunt.
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