Margaret Thatcher

[Margaret Thatcher]

IMHO This green and pleasant land has gone steadily downhill since she was ousted. Maggie made England strong Kizzbo.

 

I hope she lives to be a hundred.

[Ronald Reagan]

More induction work at last! Infinitely better than treading clouds whilst running all these angel training courses.

[Michael Foot]

Does anybody know where Micheal Foot lives?

Micheal Foot? Nope, sorry.

 

Michael Foot? Ah! Now that's a different story.

 

And I know where you live Debra, and everyone else for that matter.

 

Unfortunately, I am bound by the laws of heaven to keep stum.

[Stephen Hawking]

And yet strangely I work in a law firm also........

Strangely?

 

God moves in mysterious ways, my son.

 

Oh and by the way Horsemen (yes, all four of you), straighten your ties.

[Stephen Hawking]

It's probably not JP Law, who incidentally starred in the film:

 

Death Rides a Horse

 

IMDb synopsis

[Stephen Hawking]

your all losers, get lifes. you freaks whats witht the whole DEATH rara sh*t. are u all retards. seriously dudes get out more

I am a retard. It comes with the job.

 

Take it easy, dude. Life is too short.

[Whoops]

Shouldn't that be - 'that's' improperly.....?

 

Laptop - off skule the day they did splelling and uther umimportant things

 

 

 

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You should always have a signature as it's the easiest way of irritating the maximun number of people with the minimum amount of effort.

 

Shouldn't that be Maximum - with an 'm'?

 

Okay .. enough

 

Is it dead? No. Is it dying? No.

So, why don't the pair of you take it to a spelling bee forum or something?

[Dead Losses (2004)]

Jesus, man.

 

Atletico Madrid owner Jesus Gil is in intensive care. Difficult to picture a worse prognosis than the one quoted here:

 

"He's in a state of profound sedation with signs of neurological instability - he remains in an extremely serious condition," said the Clinica Centro.

 

And today is Friday. See you Sunday then, son.

 

Eh?... Oh, yes..... I am God.

[Dead Losses (2004)]

Mick Doyle the Irish rugby legend has arrived, together with his erm......... "larger-than-life" personality.

 

No more up and under - more a case of down and under now.

 

Mick Doyle

[Dead Losses (2004)]

Welcoming Anthony Ainley to pastures new.

 

Who is The Master now?

 

God

[Should Typhoid Harry have the poison frog avatar ?]

You who call yourself Yeti,

 

The frog is cool. You may be wise to keep it.

 

On a side note, the 'Blue Peter' tortoise has been returned to your world. I was concerned that when DM arrives he would mistake it for one of those crunchy meat pies you earthlings appear so fond of.