Scraggy Taters

The cat was ON a hot tin roof. Luckily Topol the fireman got her down after carefully grabbing the singe-d pussy. 'Nimmi-nimmi-nimmi-nim'.

I can handle it. Sometimes I can go days without creating a list....... I'm fine, I really am. How are the 'Listaholics Anonymous' meetings going btw ?

Looked ill.I don`t understand why he couldn`t just have said to reporters "I made a catastrophic mistake and am very sorry for my previous comments and all the offence it caused." I mean he is no longer working or in the public eye so the concession wouldn`t harm him at all now in fact may redeem him. Well, I can answer that bit. He didn't say that, because he is a twat! With a long history of being a twat. His eyebrows look like whats his face out of the muppets! What, Bert, the Mancunian drug-dealer-lookalike ?

One less 'pain in the neck' hostage then ?

Do I get a Free Pen if I sign him up Scraggy? Of course Sweetpea !! I got mine, despite pretending to be a 67 year old mad-cat-lady from Berkshire. Pen ran out of ink two days later though. For those who aren't familiar with the free pen.. 0:46 - 0:49 https://youtu.be/YPck9d_Jn-M

Hopefully the next one will be before 2020. (awaits Doc Zorders comment about mass-Islamic bumming-to-death of Cameron wearing a 'Peppa-pig' gimp mask) I was making internet comments about Cameron sexually submitting to Islamic figures in like fucking 2012 while you were most likely still making Baby's First Political Comments™ about how the likes of "Mitt Romney" would start World War 3 if he won, just merely by not being Magicalman Magibama, etc. (and you had the cheek to call yerself right wing in the chat the other day) I don't need a prompt from you or some carpetbagging fake geordie / GenericGuyWhoPretendsToDespiseMeButDreamsAboutMeInTheShower(Notthatthatsecondpartreallydifferentiateshimfrommostpeople) Erm, your keyboards SPACE bar seemed to have something fluidy & sticky spilt over it. That'll be why it's not working. Anyway Dad, Mum wants to know when you'll be wearing those Batman underpants again ?

Well, 6 or so got assassinated, and 2 or so died from health issues. The latest being JFK in 1963 (well, duh, did you have a brainfart, Scraggy? ) History never was my strongpoint Radders. Re JFK : Erm... forgot about him. Yup ,Major Scraggy-Brainfart moment there. *salutes* How can you forget about JFK? It was all over the news. Was it ?? I was merely a random collection of atoms, molecules & spermyesque particles brewing in my fathers pre-pubescent scrotum back then. At the time I assume he was more looking forward to the first episode of Doctor Who...

Former long-standing BBC chatshow host Michael Parkinson could be worth a punt for 2017 ?

We got a funeral.....goin on.... Me-and-er misses his 82nd birthday.

No, I will admit that I like it done so that a good vet might be able to get it back on its feet A 'knock the horns off and put it on the plate' type of gal eh? A cream pie perhaps? < consults Urban Dictionary and then wishes hadn't > Did the context not give away the nature? On a totally unrelated note, the whole premise of deathlisting is "pointlessly tasteless" according to the stazi mods at DigitalSpy. http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2147965 Eugh, Digital Spit... it's the homosexual, manic depressive, left-wing version of Deathlist, minus any humour whatsoever.

Kasich says incomprehensible. Doesn't he read the news (or this blog). Nope, apparently, he's illiterate !

the 37-year-old had been left temporarily paralysed on one side and was unable to use his left arm and leg. David Smith MBE DSmithGB Best birthday present I could have wished for, I managed to walk and my mum arrived to see this. " But she soon got bored of him hobbling around in somewhat small anti-clockwise circles...

Someone removed a Tribe Called Quest vid ??!!! FFS. Is nothing scared ??!

No, I'm pretty sure she died of natural causes. THAT is THE post of the day !! Shit and I thought my cream pie one had it! I got the cream pie one, so that'll be my 2nd fave.. oh hang on it's nearly midnight here... you can have that one for Monday.

I bet it's great fun in your house. Are you a student in reluctant shared-accomodation perchance ?

No, I'm pretty sure she died of natural causes. THAT is THE post of the day !!

Oh ffs.. first Captain Birdseye, now Fluff Freeman. I may as well have a fuckin' hairy potato as an avatar...

Some folk have a boiled egg with their curry in the UK. No idea why.. though it'll no doubt make their farts whiffier the next day.

1901. Anyone top Queen Victoria ?

Hopefully the next one will be before 2020. (awaits Doc Zorders comment about mass-Islamic bumming-to-death of Cameron wearing a 'Peppa-pig' gimp mask)

Well, 6 or so got assassinated, and 2 or so died from health issues. The latest being JFK in 1963 (well, duh, did you have a brainfart, Scraggy? ) History never was my strongpoint Radders. Re JFK : Erm... forgot about him. Yup ,Major Scraggy-Brainfart moment there. *salutes*

Methinks Hawking simply needs a 16 hour battery recharge. He meant to type " I am dying.. for a cup of tea, feels like my throat has been cut " then his 12v battery died. Missed out the "for a cup of tea, feels like.." bit, obviously.

Who? ALAN YOUNG, WILLIAM SCHALLERT, BOB BARKER, NORMAN LLOYD, MIKE CONNORS AND SHELLEY BERMAN. Have they all been members of The Drifters at some point since 1955 ?

Has any American president ever died whilst still in office ?

Nope, he was answering the iron.