Scraggy Taters

Nobody's mentioned May 2016, so I'll predict May 15th 2016.

The bastards ripped Mrs Taters off recently. She ordered 8 wine glasses, two were broken on arrival & they didn't refund her when she wasted £3.25 calling their 0300 C/S number. Thieving toss-pots ! *shakes fist*

There used to a thread titled Animal Antics. It might still be around or possibly merged with another. Animal Antics is in the extra curricular section. I'll give a pass this time, even though it's posted in at least a couple times a week and rarely leaves the first page of threads. But just this time. SC Gee whiz ST, you lucked out. Mr. Creepy is going to give you a pass. Do you want to tell him where he can stick his pass or shall we leave it everyone's imagination? Let's just say he now has a very clean bottom. Me tongue's a bit brown & sore though.... ST, you really are something else. Your posts always crack me up. Thanks D.S. When I'm on a roll, I do rattle 'em off in a 'Tim Vine-esque breakneck speed' stylee

In a matchbox in somebodys pocket. He was only lickle. Either that, or hidden in a tin of Princes salmon ?

Apparently, he died on stage, turned blue and became Papa Smurf.

Did he not say obese celebrities are not allowed? I've seen her in the flesh recently and she not chubby at all - shocker eh? She must have lost weight then - what about Lisa Riley and Dawn French, did either of them ever lose weight? Yes, both have lost a lot of weight of late, especially Lisa Riley..

He hasn't been absent that long? I was speaking to him a month and a half or so ago - which is less than you "disappeared" for. Maybe he got the same sentence? Maybe MH gas gone on holiday. Zorders was grounded by his mum Please, just for the sake of sparing us from your "jokes", kill yourself. Me Mum says can you use the Vaseline next time please ? And those Spiderman 'Y'-fronts have to go. Batman or go home. Many a time has my mother sent him home to change his underwear. Methinks Zorders will be going 'commando' next time he dons his Peppa Pig, pink-gimp mask.

'asinine' ? Is that Hebrew for '13 years old' ? You fall for it every time. (Takes away Docs spade) Nice Avatar, Captain Birdseye that obvious peado who always had fishy fingers Oh he's long gone. I went for a bit of 'fluff' instead. Alright ? Not arf !

He hasn't been absent that long? I was speaking to him a month and a half or so ago - which is less than you "disappeared" for. Maybe he got the same sentence? Maybe MH gas gone on holiday. Zorders was grounded by his mum Please, just for the sake of sparing us from your "jokes", kill yourself. Me Mum says can you use the Vaseline next time please ? And those Spiderman 'Y'-fronts have to go.

Im afraid most of the quality posting was left back in 2007. Nowt wrong with peppering shite posts liberally amongst the various threads, I do it all the time. The trick is not to give a fuck. Best advice I've learned from here... hence my swift return LFN. Albeit lesson learned & curbing the OTT this time around though.

There used to a thread titled Animal Antics. It might still be around or possibly merged with another. Animal Antics is in the extra curricular section. I'll give a pass this time, even though it's posted in at least a couple times a week and rarely leaves the first page of threads. But just this time. SC Gee whiz ST, you lucked out. Mr. Creepy is going to give you a pass. Do you want to tell him where he can stick his pass or shall we leave it everyone's imagination? Let's just say he now has a very clean bottom. Me tongue's a bit brown & sore though....

Hmm, whereas this is....

I've learnt from recent experience that it's quality, not quantity, that entertains the regulars here. Therefore ! I will try to post once a week,.. if that. (uncrosses fingers)

Paul Wellers death this year would be another rock-shocker.. especially in the UK.

Nobody mentioned here that Emile Ford (he of What Do You Want To Make Those Eyes At Me For ?) died today. Maybe they'll send his coffin off on a slow boat to China.

He did ! It was on the top of his head all the time.

The news of Princes death has reached Windsor Castle where The Queen was reported to have said, 'Is Charles dead ?'

The most beautiful corpse in the world. R.I.P. Prince

I couldn't find a 'Dead animals' or 'Deceased chimpanzees' thread, so I'll post here. The last surviving P.G.Tips chimp, 'Choppers', (who played Ada in the 1970s adverts) has died, aged 48 years. http://www.burtonmail.co.uk/Final-surviving-PG-Tips-chimp-Choppers-sadly/story-29153193-detail/story.html One more for the (ashes) pot.

Jim Bowen

'asinine' ? Is that Hebrew for '13 years old' ? You fall for it every time. (Takes away Docs spade)

Not really - Death Star last active 2004 and Staying Alive - 2013 and Staying Alive 2 - 2008 and Tuber Mirum - 2015 Unless there was even more. DDT, Boudicca and Lady Grendel are also inactive but have conveniently set there last active to private. Which they are perfectly entitled to do. Amazing how one person starts the ball rolling about something so utterly trivial, obviously they have no vested interest (unlike somebody once upon a time.....) in who, what, why or when regarding our mods but still makes an issue out of fuck all. SC has NO chance of EVER becoming a mod on here so he can fuck off and you have baited enough mods not to give a shit who is one or who isn't. It was and is a non story to everybody who isn't obsessed with being a mod or questioning why we still have inactive mods. Nothing to see here....... Fair enough. I'd better fuck off then. Bye.

Laurence.. That's a blokes name. Has he had a sex change but kept the name ?

PET OWNERS !! A much cheaper way to microchip your dog,

Cheers Matey-peeps, I am the self proclaimed 'King of Thick as fuck' despite leaving school with 2 'A' Levels & 8 'O' Levels. (That's 10 GCSEs to those who left school within the past 30 years)