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    Ozzy Osbourne

    Thanks for the link Shaun, I had originally intended to watch just the 2 minutes of it.. but ended up engrossed in the whole programme. !
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Summer, likely to be a warm sunny day with daylight until after 10pm, voting on a subject I suspect the vast majority of people don't give two shits about either way, despite the vocal loud minorities on both sides? It'll be around the AV referendum turnout, I'm guessing. I think you seriously underestimate how much the average person cares about having their say on the EU. Postal votes will massively help boost turn-out as well. I predict that people will realise that I do not understand politics and have no idea what's going on.EFAI don't see how predicting that votes will vote for staying in the European Union warrants an insult. Especially an abbreviated one. FFS.
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    49. Sir David Attenborough

    Nah.. she wouldn't.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Division 2! See, I said it was confusing. You're not wrong there.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Division 2! Yes, you are correct. AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH !!! ‚Äč
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    Animal Antics

    Phuc lmao ? No relation to Chairman lmao ?
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Might be pushing ones luck for Burton Albion to win the Championship (sorry Toastie.. 'Division 1') next year ?
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    Ian Brady

    Brady has been very close to death. In the words of Phyllis Nelson, move closer... I didn't realise that Phyllis Nelson is Ian Bradys doctor.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    Poor kendoddsdadsdogsdead. By jove !! I await a 7 hour eulogy by Mr Dodd on that one.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    There have been several new members but they chose not to post here. I know new membership was suspended earlier this week due to the Korean invasion but I don't know if that's been lifted. I think the embargo is still in place, though I did tell all newbies to befriend Dr Zorders first & send him a friend request and also send him lots of messages regarding the sexual politics of the Qaran and also the background story of his great grandmothers bareknuckle fights with Queen Victoria which sadly led to her death in 1901.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    You've been posting more regularly the last six weeks haven't you? Erm... good point. I think I'm the only newbie posting regularly here for the past 9 weeks. When does a newbie become an oldie ?
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    Jimmy Savile

    I had no idea the old hoofer was still "working." It gives him a break from noncing, obviously. Lionel questioned by the cops? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3579649/Lionel-Blair-blasts-claims-linking-VIP-paedophile-ring-questioned-detectives.html Meh.. it's merely a Blair witch-hunt project.
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    New Here And Just Saying Hello

    No newbies in 6 weeks ? What the chuff is going on ?
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    49. Sir David Attenborough

    If I did a deathlist deadpool for 2017 I wouldn't include him tbh. But as many of you know I do get it horribly wrong sometimes..
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    The dead of 2016

    Ah, the old 'nice n Chrispy' cremation comment is somewhat long overdue. ...and there it is ! (Never heard of the chap in question mind...)
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Yes but its OUR shithole not fucking Europes. Yes, exactly. Hence why I'm voting out.
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    Ask A Deathlister

    'Woo Woo' ? Don't you mean 'Wee Wee' ?
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    On the ground 0830 hrs GMT. Remind me never to give you vague details about flight plans. Is this a hobby of yours, plane spotting? Yeah but only for about the last 40 odd years. The PC term for it nowadays is aviation enthusiast. Definitely a few up from train spotting I guess. Nowt wrong with standing for 12 hours at the end of platform 2 at Chesterfield station waiting for a class 47 wearing a grey anorak, brown corduroy trousers and a 1982 green/black chequered rucksack containing cheese & pickle sarnies and a thermos flask of weak lemon squash.
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    The dead of 2016

    I say we should celebrate the fact that celebrates aren't dying. Celebates, Celebrities or both ? But then again, if celebrities don't die doesn't it make this forum somewhat redundant ? There's only so many threads one can open discussing when Zsa Zsa Gabor will drop dead.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    The relegation battle is unlikely to be concluded this weekend, just FYI. Sunderland Norwich both have a game in hand to be played Tuesday or Wednesday, and all three teams have a game at 3pm on Sunday. Thanks again. I'll hold me water & my trusty list of bookies giving the best odds 'til next weekend.
  21. (To the tune of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep... 'Where's yer avatar gone ? (Where's yer avatar gone ?) Maybe one of that U.S. Elf-actor / 'comedian' Will Ferrell ? (probably)

    1. KilliersElf

      KilliersElf

      Fuck you N-word!

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    The dead of 2016

    Someone edited her Wikipedia page to say she had died in their mum's house. Wikipedia responded by saying they need a reliable source to verify her death and removed the edit. https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Madeleine_LeBeau&action=history So she's probably dead but no one cares. Missing in action! It looks like she lived there. http://www.celebiz.xyz/739/madeleine-lebeau-the-lover-of-humphrey-bogart-retired-in-estepona/ Hang on.. isn't that Joseph Fritzels house ?
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    The Jacksons

    She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50. So, she waited a while, then She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness. It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro. that kid isn't even born yet and it's worth more then my whole country.....I don't want to be the bad guy here but I don't think that baby will survive :/ not that she's too old but I never thought her body could handle that stuff (even though the Jackson family has enough members to fill the O2) Fill the O2 ? That's about 90% of the earths surface ! Arena Ah... THAT 02.
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    A Joke

    Stealing this one. It was probably from the 1971 edition of the Dave Allen stool-book of craic jokes given to me by my late Irish Uncle Pat (Taters) Fun for all the Catholics !
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    The Jacksons

    She married a billionaire....who would have seen that kid coming......as kids these days say #gold#digger Yeah, she'll be a first time mum at 50. So, she waited a while, then She's clearly as fucking mental as all the other Jacksons. A 50 year old fanny is roadkill enough without ruining it further by squeezing out a nine pound ball of weirdness. It'll probably moonwalk out of her minge sporting a ginger afro. that kid isn't even born yet and it's worth more then my whole country.....I don't want to be the bad guy here but I don't think that baby will survive :/ not that she's too old but I never thought her body could handle that stuff (even though the Jackson family has enough members to fill the O2) Fill the O2 ? That's about 90% of the earths surface !
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