Scraggy Taters
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Winston Mosely, Kitty Genovese's killer is another one who'll probably die behind bars. Don't know much about him but he's getting on in years and as the case was pretty infamous he'll more than likely get a UK press mention.
Died, indeed behind bars. Can't say I'll be mourning that one.
And he does indeed get a UK press mention even if it is just the Daily Mail, which I don't seem to be able to link to.
Have a like, some weird offshoot of ocd compels me to follow some links I'd rather not and the Daily Heil is right up there.
Right up there on the far right if I'm not mistaken ?
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Mind you, come to think of it I could get away with 'anus onions'.
It does have a nice ring to it.
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One of my work colleagues copped off with a woman he met in his local pub last night.
After spending the night with her, they went their separate ways (as ya do) and while he was tidying his bed up this morning, he found a (golf-ball sized) soggy red onion under his duvet. He swears there was no onion the day before as he doesn't eat raw onions & hadn't bought any for months.
Well, no prizes for guessing where that had been....
Just.....why?
As a bloke I really can't answer that one personally. Maybe she ran out of tampons ?!?
I don't ideally wish to add 'oniony vagina' to my Google browser history as Mrs Taters will be asking awkward questions on the morrow.
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I took the pains to find the pornstar thread!! http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=1598orry but i can't find the forum of the porn actors
Don't be orry. Nobody will ind.
Yes it's fucking stupid in't?! I created a proper 'Porn Star' thread that disappeared days later, only to find it was merged into some thread titled Lara Roxx. I'm like WHO THE FUCK knows to look THERE? (Note: Unlike other cheeky titles, this one doesn't have an explanatory subtitle). But the Braindeads who run the show know better than you or I on this matter. In the meantime I've still never heard of Lara Roxx nor would have any idea what's in a thread with said title without opening it, which I guess I'm responsible to do for 1900 threads, according to Lord & Lady Braindead.
SirC
Surely it's not that difficult to work out that a Pr0n actor is a porn actor?
No but, lets face it, that rant upped his post count by a whole extra one.
and yours...
erm, ooh.. and mine !
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Isn't Brucie partial to a bit of 'swinging the old club' ?
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One of my work colleagues copped off with a woman he met in his local pub last night.
After spending the night with her, they went their separate ways (as ya do) and while he was tidying his bed up this morning, he found a (golf-ball sized) soggy red onion under his duvet. He swears there was no onion the day before as he doesn't eat raw onions & hadn't bought any for months.
Well, no prizes for guessing where that had been....
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The two Dames ! Julie Walters & Judy Dench.
Looking similar as they get older.
(Though Julie's got a smoother neck.. and nicer earrings)
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Watching the people v o.j. Simpson. FFS, it looks like a 10 parter.
I love a murder/mystery, I think the N-word did it.
You don't watch 'Midsomer Murders' then ?
The only dark face you see is a white chap wearing a balaclava.
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I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite.
One jar.
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He who laughs last had the joke explained to him.
Read that three times now and still don't get it.A king and his court jester were washed up on a desert island. The king sent the jester off to explore the island in search of a woman. A day later the jester returned to report that the island was completely uninhabited.
"Nonsense, jester!" the king said. "You must find me a woman!" So the jester set off again, but returned a day later with the same result.
"Jester, I cannot survive without a woman!" thundered the king. "Look again!"
Sadly, the result of the third search was just the same. And by the end of the week the king was at his wit's end.
Indeed. That, or he just didn't find it very funny.
Not a "knee slapper".
I liked it.
I understood it, didn't find it that amusing and to be honest I've never been much of a knee slapper.
Weak in the knees?
No, that's rheumatoid arthritis.
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Former Justice John Paul Stevens will be 97 next year.
Is he the father of Shakin', the former Pope & Cat ?
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Sherwin Bash
Shame he didn't become a bishop.
True, but you get very few Jewish bishops.
There's always a first ?
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If you mean 'Quincy M.E.' then I doubt it as Jack Klugman died over 3 years ago.
If you mean 'Quincy Jones' then very likely, as he's not long turned 83...but may be dead by Christmas ?
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Tom Baker because he is a fatty fat fat fat
Looks more to me that Colin ate all the pies.
While Tom ate all the jelly babies.
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Ah yes.. Shatner, rambles more than this chap it seems...
(though he is wearing the same boots for some reason... and my gardening hat. Rucksack looks familiar too...)
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Hmmm.. maybe soap actors that smell of vegetables instead then ?
'William Roashte potato' and the aforementioned 'Betty Turnip', for starters.
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The mother of supermodel Imam, or let's say, David Bowie's mother-in-law, Maryan Baadi:
http://www.closerweekly.com/posts/iman-mother-died-david-bowie-97297
That's bad luck, losing your husband and then your mum in the space of just a couple of months.
Some would say bad luck, I'd say RESULT.
If I had manic depression I'd still chuckle at that one.
It's called bipolar disorder these days and as a sufferer I've never laughed at anything, ever!
I do apologise, personality psychology isn't my strong point so I shall leave it at that. Sorry Cat.
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Whereas I've taken up gardening.
Many a time have I tended to my overgrown bush in the garden, tool in hand, occassionally given it a good trim while the neighbours look on in amazement while I get a sweat on pushing the bulb into a dirty hole.
At least you can't be arrested for using a old fleshlight in your own garden.
Indeed ! It does help as I do most of my bush-trimming at night while next doors ginger pussy makes weird noises amongst my foliage.
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Can't someone turn this into a 'soap-actors/actresses' thread instead ?
William Roache has the charm & charisma of a potato.
He probably smells like one too.
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As the band members are all dead now, they'll be 'something in the ground'.
Pete Townsend ?
He played the bass
As I understand it, he wasn't a formal member of the band. Call him a session musician for this. Anyway, Townshend will be dead by the year's end, if my list has anything to do with it.
I'll second that Willz & Buford.
Townshend had a lucky escape from the fuzz a few years ago regarding downloading kiddie-porn... claiming the material was for 'research'.
The Reaper will catch up with him sooner rather than later methinx.
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Sherwin Bash
Shame he didn't become a bishop.
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Nope, never heard of him either.
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The mother of supermodel Imam, or let's say, David Bowie's mother-in-law, Maryan Baadi:
http://www.closerweekly.com/posts/iman-mother-died-david-bowie-97297
That's bad luck, losing your husband and then your mum in the space of just a couple of months.
Some would say bad luck, I'd say RESULT.
If I had manic depression I'd still chuckle at that one.
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Whereas I've taken up gardening.
Many a time have I tended to my overgrown bush in the garden, tool in hand, occassionally given it a good trim while the neighbours look on in amazement while I get a sweat on pushing the bulb into a dirty hole.
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Dead Pop Stars
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I've vaguely heard of Leon Haywood, but still no idea who Merle Haggard was.
Oh well.