Scraggy Taters
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Well, ^that^ killed the moment.
.. as the wife said last night after I duly broke wind while she was playing on my piccolo.
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Four Candles!
It'll be four coffin handles.
Handles for his coffin.
I hope to God you are not a second account merchant because you are the best newbie for fucking ages.
The original & the beast Lord F.N. Just me with the one account,
235236 posts & no warning points (as yet). I did join years ago but couldn't be arsed to post anything. Then last year I discovered single-malt scotch whiskey mixed with J.D. honey and my creative wittiness flowed like Kerry Katonas vaginal juices. But cheers for the nod nonetheless.
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I am SORRY to hear this.
" Language Timothygryphon ! "
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.reaching for the block button like a scared 13-year-old girl....
How do you know what scared 13 year old girls do with 'block' buttons on internet forums ?
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Someone missed the 'bell' after the word 'tragic'.
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I last night dreamt that one of Hall & Oates died.
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As the band members are all dead now, they'll be 'something in the ground'.
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Four Candles!
It'll be four coffin handles.
Handles for his coffin.
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Finally, I can now cancel me Nans 'Wiltshire Farm Foods' subscription with a clear conscience.
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He will be hosting the SCD Christmas show.
Pulls out for health reasons but does hope to appear in the 2017 Deathlist
Abdominal aortic aneurysms have a 40% mortality rate ,and if they can get treated before rupture, a 5% and below mortality rate! I'd say "he should be ok", but then, we don't know the type, size or what happened prior to his surgery.
What happened was that an EIGHTY SEVEN year old man tripped and fell, the kind of thing most of us do from time to time but brush ourselves down and carry on.
He has also had extremely invasive surgery which will take an 87 year old considerably longer to recover from as opposed to somebody much younger.
He may well go on for another ten years but he wont.
Yeah, time for the fiddled-with youngsters to start circling and finish off another national treasure, or summat.
Or, as Bruce once said to the scout leader, ' don't touch the pack, I'll be right back ! '
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Ronnie Corbett has died at the age of 85.
.. and it's goodnight from him.
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top tv producer Earl Hammer has died http://wset.com/news/local/earl-hamner-passes-away-at-92
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/earl-hamner-jr-dead-waltons-7625803
Qualifying Obit for the DDP team who picked him
So, it's Hammer time!
You indeed hit the nail on the head there.
For those who remembered the 1980s kids TV series 'Trap Door' (narrated by the late, bearded 'Celebrity Squares' regular Willie Rushton) , the shows co-creator/animator Terry Brain has died.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-35907091
(Awaits the obvious remark...)
Brain dead?
Urm.. yup, that's the one.
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top tv producer Earl Hammer has died http://wset.com/news/local/earl-hamner-passes-away-at-92
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/earl-hamner-jr-dead-waltons-7625803
Qualifying Obit for the DDP team who picked him
So, it's Hammer time!
You indeed hit the nail on the head there.
For those who remembered the 1980s kids TV series 'Trap Door' (narrated by the late, bearded 'Celebrity Squares' regular Willie Rushton) , the shows co-creator/animator Terry Brain has died.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-35907091
(Awaits the obvious remark...)
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Casual Work. I appreciate how lucky I am to have a job, but regular hours would be flipping nice.
Have you considered becoming a male escort for students ?
Self employed, you choose the going rate & the perks are... erm,
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Tinder/Modern Dating
Pulled a guy on there last night and he came around.
Within 15 secs of getting naked, he burst into tears and said he missed his ex.
He was dressed and out my flat within a minute of that.
(On the plus side it's a hell of a story for the lads tonight.)
Welcome to my world. Blokes always start crying when I get naked.
Same here. Always happens in the supermarket queue though. The women tend to just point & laugh.
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Jared Fogle, former spokesperson for Subway, has had the crap kicked out of him in prison
Thanks to that encounter, Jared is now serving sandwiches to the prisoners, just not submarine sandwiches.
SC
I'm sure the prisoners would love something hot, meaty & filling inside them after a cold shower.
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Maybe while we have the dead tag out for Rob Ford, we could tag Paul Daniels too before he disappears into to page 10 of the forum. Cheers.
The only tag Paul Daniels now has is on the big toe of his left foot which reads 'dead grumpy magician'.
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World Youth Day
Fuckin worse than wummin.....
Yes 'World Youth Day'.. where, like teenagers, no-one really gives a shit.
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Hehe. Yup, nice one Spade. Save that for when he pops off. It's duly copyrighted for your use only.
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Richard Stilgoe for 8 year olds ?
(Rings 'Operation Yewtree')
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Nope, I've had too much Scotch in my sherry.
I only speak two languages fluently, 'English' & 'pure-waffle'.
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Midge Ure, looks rough.
Well, he is Scottish after all.
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War veteran and Guardian columnist/TV pundit Harry Leslie Smith has lost quite a bit of weight, in my opinion:
Yeah, but Kerry Katona does that every time she needs a story in the supermarket tabloids.
I like Kerry Katona. I'd still smash her back doors in...
...even though they're always unlocked.
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Indeed.. a personal 'urinary-washer-upper'.. only trouble is, I only have 5 wees a day, so business would be somewhat slow.
That's despite 3 mugs of Kenco a day & 2 chunky glasses of sherry/scotch & J.D. honey each night.
The Deathlist Howto
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I've got a stool !
Erm.. forget that. The wife's just flushed it.