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    Just need to find Radovan Karadzic now, if not for his war crimes then at least for his heinous crimes against hair styling.

     

    If the word Bouffant didn't already exist, it'd have been invented especially for him..

     

    I imagine the Institute of Trichology have been trying to bring him to justice for years. :lol:

     

    Erm, can't work out how to post pics, but there's some beauties here.

     

    http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=...l=1&sa=N&tab=wi

     

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    It's good to know that even in a war situation he was able to get hold of a good quality diffuser!

     

    (Pic added for you - RK)

     

    Jailed for 40 years: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35893804

     

    (we can tag Slobodan as dead now too! How about that?)

     

    His trial was live here in Croatia....somewhere around noon, big news for ex yu, one of the last remaining big criminals....the rest were saved by Grim and he will follow...they never live for too long after trial...next up, Vojislav Šešelj

     

    I think the cat just sat on your laptop.

     

    'sat' or 'shat' ?

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    I thought he was terribly unfunny. But then I might have caught only the bad stuff, like "What planet are you from"...

     

    No, he was just not funny.

     

    Same here. Only Americans found him hilarious, hence the popularity of his Larry Sanders Show. God knows why, Shandling was no-where near as funny as inadvertently catching my drunken ex-mother-in-law urinating in the sink. Then forgetting she hadn't done the washing-up. :banghead:

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    Phife Dawg of A Tribe called Quest has died, according to reports in that hip-hop bible the Daily Telegraph.

    "Can he kick it ?"

     

    Well, yes he can, (referring to 'the bucket').

     

     

    Came in here to post this exact joke.

     

    Soz Spade. 'You snooze, you lose'.

     

    I'll let you have the next one, ok ? :hatsoff:

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    Bankroll Fresh murdered in public:

     

    http://hiphopdx.com/news/id.37771/title.bankroll-fresh-reportedly-murdered-2-chainz-juicy-j-react

     

    Apparently, a rapper from the Atlanta Scene. 2 Chains (I know him!) and Juicy J react.

    Never heard of him, but I have heard of Doug E. Fresh who had a top ten hit in late 1985 with ' The Show'. Sounds even crappier now though.

     

     

    WHAT?

    That song is classic!

    "Six minutes....six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh and you're on..."

    I found a photo of Scraggy listening to music with his tin ear.

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    Ear.jpeg

     

    I always hold the trumpet to my RIGHT ear. :wheelchair:

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    So I'm signed on to a different computer. Asked to change my pw cuz of course it doesn't recognize me.

    So it sends email to me with new pw. I type in pw and sign on anew.

     

    So.... now I go into my settings to change my pw to something I would like, and enter the pw from the email, my new pw twice, and I keep getting told there's 'an error with your CURRENT pw'. Oh that's right...the one YOU sent me and that I am here signed on with! So I cut/paste it two more attempts, same fahkin thing. So I type the pw in the email by hand (just in case it didn't like cut/paste) and same thing.

     

    I'm sitting here with the email still open looking at the message with the pw YOU provided. Now DL says that's NOT my 'current pw'.

    So you managed to log in using the new pw provided by the forum, but you can't change it to something else. I have no idea why that is, but often it's a matter of typing (or copy and pasting) the required bits carefully.

     

    My advice is: log out, log in again and if that succeeds, try to change your pw again. If that fails, PM me, I can help.

    How exactly?

    You shouldn't be able to interfere with passwords?

    We're Admins. We can interfere with anything here.

     

     

     

     

    Edited: Because one of the babies spat their dummy out...

     

    (That's a 'pacifier', if you're American)

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    Creator of Postman Pat and Rosie and Jim John Cunliffe apparently from a stroke - but no link confirming his death. And no news stories afaik.

     

    John Cuntlips?

     

    Those are some classic children's TV shows though

     

    I still remember him as Fizzgog on his canal boat from ITVs Rosie & Jim from the mid 1990s. He looked a bit creepy back then.

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    BUT he did create Postman Pat and that's my 18 month old sons favourite TV programme (after Hey Duggee), so I shouldn't rant.

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    Dutch DJ Howard Kaii dies in a traffic accident in Thailand. He crashed with a motorbike without wearing a helmet. He died at the scene. Never heard of the geezer, and I'm Dutch by the way, but apparently he was spinning with the likes of Paul van Dyk, Pete Tong and Judge Jules of Ministry of Sound. So that's counts.

     

    http://www.msn.com/nl-nl/entertainment/nieuws/nederlandse-dj-omgekomen-in-thailand/ar-BBqEdTG?ocid=spartandhp

    Ah yes, 'spinning' as in sharing class A & hallucinogenic drugs.

     

    My mate caught Pete Tong snorting coke in his club in 1995. Gave him the £50 he used and a knowing wink as if to say 'say no more about it'.

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    Lee Andrews, of US doo-wop band Lee Andrews and The Hearts, has died at 79. http://pitchfork.com/news/64209-lee-andrews-questloves-dad-and-lee-andrews-the-hearts-singer-has-died/

     

    Father of The Roots' Questlove. No UK hits as far as I can see.

     

    Teardrops:https://youtu.be/3tT1WmAZHm8

     

    *rolls tumbleweed across the forum*

     

     

    *rolls King Edward at Taters*

     

    *Picks it up, sniffs it, gives it a lick then rolls it back to Willz* Meh, not scraggy enough. :revenant:

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    Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

    Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it. :(

    That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

     

    Man the fuck up :)

     

    You w***er! :D

     

    200.gifsaythat.gif

     

    A whole new perspective on internet porn.

     

    Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

     

    How could you have let her slip away?

     

    Easy. Plenty of baby oil. ;)

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    So I'm signed on to a different computer. Asked to change my pw cuz of course it doesn't recognize me.

    So it sends email to me with new pw. I type in pw and sign on anew.

     

    So.... now I go into my settings to change my pw to something I would like, and enter the pw from the email, my new pw twice, and I keep getting told there's 'an error with your CURRENT pw'. Oh that's right...the one YOU sent me and that I am here signed on with! So I cut/paste it two more attempts, same fahkin thing. So I type the pw in the email by hand (just in case it didn't like cut/paste) and same thing.

     

    I'm sitting here with the email still open looking at the message with the pw YOU provided. Now DL says that's NOT my 'current pw'.

    So you managed to log in using the new pw provided by the forum, but you can't change it to something else. I have no idea why that is, but often it's a matter of typing (or copy and pasting) the required bits carefully.

     

    My advice is: log out, log in again and if that succeeds, try to change your pw again. If that fails, PM me, I can help.

    How exactly?

    You shouldn't be able to interfere with passwords?

    We're Admins. We can interfere with anything here.

    Hi

     

    Joins queue.

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    Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

    Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it. :(

    That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

    Man the fuck up :)

    You w***er! :D
    200.gifsaythat.gif
    A whole new perspective on internet porn.
    Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.
    How could you have let her slip away?
    You people need Jesus.

     

    I don't even believe in Jesus.

     

    But you people need Jesus.

    Jesus made monkeys masterbate.

     

    Jesus who?

     

    Jesus.. wasn't he one of the Carpenters ? My mum had all their albums in the 1970s.

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    Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

    Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it. :(

    That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

    Man the fuck up :)

    You w***er! :D
    200.gifsaythat.gif
    A whole new perspective on internet porn.
    Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.
    How could you have let her slip away?
    You people need Jesus.

     

    I don't even believe in Jesus.

     

    But you people need Jesus.

    Jesus made monkeys masterbate.

     

    Until some pervy African caveman got bored with women and turned to monkey-lovin' instead.

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    It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife. :ph34r:

    It would indeed however I know this sadly cannot be - you appear at least mildly intelligent and have half a sense of humour, whereas my dullard of an ex husband is a thick twat with a stutter and a penchant for fucking old age pensioners.

     

    Phew, as Keith Emersons wife said to the housemaid only last week, 'thanks for clearing that up'.

     

    Thankfully I'm not a thick twat, I have no speech impediment and never boned any female over the age of 45. Anything older with excessive pubic hair for me is a turn-off.

    But by the same token and I'll keep it brief (as this isn't a sexaholics anonymous meeting forum) I've never 'conquested' a female under the age of 18, despite losing my virginity when I was 17. :angel4:

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    Im not bored, im not drunk and im not currently a psychopath.

    Shit, getting old isn't all its cracked up to be, is it. :(

    That's the 'Brevik Defence' , and he wasnt old.

     

    Man the fuck up :)

     

    You w***er! :D

     

    200.gifsaythat.gif

     

    A whole new perspective on internet porn.

     

    Bloody hell, it looks like me ex-wife with a strap-on.

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    It would be the sweetest irony if Lard Bazaar IS actually my ex wife. :ph34r:

    It would indeed however I know this sadly cannot be - you appear at least mildly intelligent and have half a sense of humour, whereas my dullard of an ex husband is a thick twat with a stutter and a penchant for fucking old age pensioners.

     

     

    Might be him, I heard he likes scraggy taters.

     

    Oh lordy ! *Swiftly heads over to the 'name change' thread....*

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    Someone seriously tell Madonna to grow up. She is old enough to be a gran for fuck sakes.

     

    'It's your fault for being young enough to be my grandson'.

     

    That's what Madonna would say. Even though she's nearly 60 and has tits like spaniels ears.

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    So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

    it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.
    Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.
    shoot your argument in the foot there.

     

    And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

     

    Are you my ex-husband? :D

     

    Um.. it depends on whether you have a vaginal prolapse like two rashers of smoked bacon and a hairy wart on the cleft of your perineum ?? :hatsoff: (If your name isn't Amanda, then it's very unlikely L.B.) ;)

     

    In the immortal words of Meatloaf, two outta three ain't bad.

     

    Hi Amanda, hows your bacon rashers ?

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