MizzJacktheCat

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Could Tony Banks be next? BBC breaking news alert: "Former Sports minister Lord Tony Banks is gravely ill after suffering a stroke, a family friend says" [Moved to Tony Banks thread - ff]

This was the cabinet in 1989: Margaret Thatcher - Prime Minister Lord Whitelaw: Deputy Prime Minister and Lord President of the Council Lord Havers: Lord Chancellor John Wakeham: Lord Privy Seal Nigel Lawson: Chancellor of the Exchequer John Major: Chief Secretary to the Treasury Geoffery Howe: Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs Douglas Hurd: Secretary of State for the Home Department John MacGregor: Minister of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food George Younger: Secretary of State for Defence Kenneth Baker: Secretary of State for Education and Science Norman Fowler: Secretary of State for Employment Cecil Parkinson: Secretary of State for Energy Nicholas Ridley: Secretary of State for the Environment John Moore: Secretary of State for Health Kenneth Clarke: Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster Tom King: Secretary of State for Northern Ireland Malcolm Rifkind: Secretary of State for Scotland Lord Young of Graffham: Secretary of State for Trade and Industry Paul Channon: Secretary of State for Transport Peter Walker: Secretary of State for Wales

Someone welcomed you? Surely not.

My neighbour is an undertaker and regularly bodies lie in his van overnight in our street rather than him taking them back to the mortuary. He is also the most boring man alive.

I saw an advert for Air Guitar music this evening and Patrick was dancing on it. Obviously I use the word dancing in its loosest sense.