Godot

Shit, that's sad, I know knew her, one tough woman who'd already lost an eye in Sri Lanka. She was never the type to report from across the border like others do. She wanted to be where the action was so I suppose we shouldn't be surprised. RIP Marie.

Oh yeah, I've tried this but it's not that much fun. There's just not enough people to piss off in a home office but it's been nice to give up answering the phone, door, wife etc. I've taken to photographing ladybirds.

A bit harsh on the guy driving the car that killed him to be wanted for causing death by dangerous driving. I mean who the hell expects/could avoid a sofa flying towards you in the middle of the road? I took it that it was the guy towing the sofa who was 'the accused'. You'd think they'd have been able to cushion the impact.

At least you showed you were the bigger man. I, on the other hand, would've given'm a slap. Well it was my daughter's best friend from school. I resist the temptation when her dad comes to collect her wearing a t-shirt that says "Organ Donor - I gave my heart to God" Isn't it ironic how most Christians think homosexuality is a sin, yet they tend to be the biggest fags you'll ever meet. Windsor as far as I know Fraserburgh stiil belongs to the United Kingdom and even if/when Alex Salmond cuts you adrift I hope and trust a fag in Scotland will remain what it is in England - something to be puffed, not shagged, behind the bike shed. However I assume a fag in New York would be quite happy to take a puff in the behind at the back of the aforementioned shed. As for the shag, well put that in your pipe and smoke it.

To labour the point, how can Deathlist or Blue Peter compete with this easy-to-make ? The world has moved on. It's not the site's fault. People just aren't dying like they used to. Look at Robin Gibb. I think we have to start facing reality - death has become unfashionable. Maybe people have given it up for Lent.

Ah, there is still life as we used to know it but it's fading like the big red eye in Hal's brain - "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do................

Time was when you could post on this site and get a response without it being some fucking fucked up guest. That time has passed. Time was when there was a bit of banter and conversation rather than some fuckwit posting yet another obscure death dragged off Wikipedia. Time was that a death on the list was written up the same day. Without the DDP this place would be as dead as some brilliant simile on deadness. Sadly it is going the way of the red Telephone box, discotheques and Blue Peter. There was a time you could come here to learn how to make a ray gun from a squeezy bottle and sticky-backed plastic. Not any more.

There's still time. Since I do fuck all I'm not sure what to give up. Think I'm going to try and give up sitting on my arse - not easy.

No regrets?

Well there was an attempt of sorts here. Great Wiki find there.

Newspapers unveil market-saving technology to crush the online competition. Hamster has key role.

The evangelist thing was obvious even before Randi's explanation. But I like him nonetheless. Most of this was new to me. I don't get out much.

I'm not saying Randi won't get an obituary. He's fine for DDP. But this is the Deathlist that has its own unwritten rules on fame. I think it would need to rewrite them if they weren't unwritten. It seems to me that whoever didn't write the rules knew what he wasn't doing. Of course you might point to the wording of the blurb that heads the list and that allows for Mr Randi because of the fame test that appears to have undergone a subtle change or two over the years. There's no mention now of stars as there has been in the past. But it does still refer to celebrities. Now James Randi may well be a celebrity, and I may well be a banana. On the other hand, after viewing and what he did to those wankers like Geller and Popoff I find I've become his number one fan. I still think he wouldn't pass a vox pop but I have to agree now, James Randi is a superstar. I'll get back to my tree, still a bit green. Apologies to Davey Jones, Spade C, the DL committee and all other Randi fans. Wouldn't it be great if Popoff was eligible for the list.

Like water engines for cars? (Autos)

McDonalds supersize the prawn sandwich.

Who the hell do these people think they are? Friend of Moore: "We'll need to give you the gate code." Operator: "No you can fucking go and open it." (paraphrasing slightly).

All's well that ends well. Yo Froggy.

Duff McKagan, asks just what is it he needs to do to get on that list.

Bird country.

Immortality How deep is your grave Greased

He should take up cow spotting.

Achelous, if the Monkeys still existed, which they don't, I'd like to see this nominated for thread of the year. Thank you for bringing these concerns of bovinophobics everywhere to the attention of Deathlisters who must all feel as privileged as I do that they have been forearmed with the facts should this issue be raised in any forthcoming BBC Questiontime debate, as surely it must be. I, for one, have raised my state of alertness when walking my dogs across fields occupied by these killer beasts. It's one of life's supreme ironies that after our nursery years raised on stories of trolls, dragons and man-eating tigers, our teens drenched in zombie blood-fests and early adulthood fearing sharks, crocodiles and those tiny Amazonian fish called candirus that swim up the urethra, we are confronted with this evidence that all along the real enemy within was a cud-chewing, doe-eyed milker called Daisy.

Any chance you could do my tax form?

Oo voting views on the list, so why is everyone saying who they voted for? I'm not for telling.

Mistake, she should have gone for goal.