Dr. Zorders

Are you saddened that this infighting will ruin the chances of defeating the evil EUSSR, the single most passionate political issue of your lifetime?

Wow didn't take those two long to get reunited did it? jeez

I missed a lot of people out on my original list both for space reasons and for not wanting to diss everyone's favourite thing so they wouldn't post in my topic, and he was one of them. It might seem odd to not put the most ludicrously overrated human being who ever lived (still stands even if the critics of Mother Theresa are accurate), I didn't put him cause it's a whole nother special elevated category of overrated that just matters too much to be put in a little list of "film actors/musicians I don't much like" or whatever. Ricky Cunting Gervais is also on that level.

If you don't understand something just presume it's crap. That's what I do.

He said mahoosive. David Gest was about 5ft1 and last time anyone heard of him, Jade Goody was still alive.

Apparently nob-cheese is a hallowed thing in the Islamic Overseas Scottish Territory, that they just couldn't live without. This isn't the fucking Official South Park forums. What is wrong with you? Why are you trying to bring the internet's literally worst and most vomitous debate topic, fleshy onion rings, to this place? You should get a massive warning or ban just for trying. ... I'm not even gonna say the other really obvious comeback cos it's just encouraging you. If you really feel that strongly about this issue can I suggest you transfer to the "Support Group for People Who Got Blood Clots From Refusing to Take a Break from World of Warcraft (You Must Have At Least 3 Restraining Orders from CM Punk to Enter)" forums where this is much more at home?

I've never understood why people advocate punishing the party running the Westminster government by voting against that party in the local government elections. If my local council is doing what I consider to be a great job, why would I vote them out because their colleagues at Westminster are arseholes? Surely the time to kick the Westminster government up the arse is at the next general election. He was talking about not voting to get out of the EU so he wouldn't lose his talentless, cushy, sweet-arse, golden cherry plum instant-diabetes-causing fucking silk-panties-wearing Rococo cupcake of a job. (No offense)

Couldn't you leave this one to Guest Guest? Selfish cunt.

Erm, how can any president of Israel be "overrated"? They're usually portrayed as the scum of the earth by the remedia for depriving Palestinians of land on which to carry out their oh so charming medieval religion. Nice "trolling" unless you're just a gigantic dumbass.

Jim Carey, talentless fucker. How long have I got ??? not long if you keep being as humourless as that May I suggest you watch the 1st Ace Ventura. It features a plot with a choking "Yankee" sportsman who goes into hiding, how can that not be your thing. also, n.b, Jim Carrey is actually Canadian so every time he insults someone in one of his films "technically" it's anti-Americanism or something

Douglas not mentioned anywhere in that obit. I'm not wrong, it's definitely her...look up The Peerage Page on her, the Sunday Express article where she comments on her son Dominick, etc etc. Don't get all defensive. First, if you've posted something that doesn't buttress the point being proferred, you've presented incompetent evidence. Sounds like it's the Peerage Page that you needed to link to then. The onus isn't on anyone else to go 'look up' anything. As for an article that talks about her discussing her son, again If it doesn't mention her FATHER it fails to make your point and the only reason she would be posted in this thread. I've no fucking idea who Douglas Fairbanks GRANDCHILDREN are. Now before you respond Y-Dub, re-read my first four words. SC Willz, you appear to have picked a fight with William Regal.

Those are some big words for a 13 year old!

I swear this country is becoming so Islamicised, even when The Fat Lump™ lazily mumbles "Hello" to me in the mornings it sounds more like "Allah" every week.

For an ex-drug dealer, "Howard Marks" does sound a hell of a lot like a slightly-Jewish, corduroy-wearing Sunday Times columnist who fucks his secretary.

Im starting to think I should have put Richard Osman instead of Tony Benn even if I do think he would signed the country over to Brezhnev/Kruschev if he'd had the chance. Even the laptop that sits in front of Osman is a dummy prop the annoying twat!

Erm RadGuy, I'm not sure if Tempus is a "real" Trump supporter. Anyway. Did you know Nigeria has the second biggest sales of Guinness behind USA. So there's absolutely no way black people can be all "that bad". The word is a lot funnier if it's unexpected TF. (A bit like this)

N-words behind bars who would've thunk it, They dindu nuffin you know, they was good boys. I know things are getting a bit beyond grim in this country (and world) Tempus and I'm far from Mr. Politically Correct but using that word every time you post here can't be good. Have you tried having a nice bath?

I'm sure he could explain to us why an honest scientist would ever need to "hide the decline".

Mo' Leicester mo problems

Jade Lemons, guitarist with the band "Injected" has died of a drug overdose. Cue tedious debate about whether this is really ironic or not.

I can hardly believe I'm responding to this but since the onion was red and not brown, I'll go with the vagina as the source. If you think an anus can't bleed, you obviously haven't really gotten the most out of the internet.

Stop fishing for crocodiles!

I don't quite understand why there response to their music obituary writer dying is to close the entire obit section? I think this is a case of correlation not cause in that the obit section was getting nerfed anyway and he died around the same time. You've not lost the obit because he died, beware of seeking cause where there is only correlation. It's worth noting the obit writers obit is from the 1st March, whereas the last obit on their section is the 26th March No, they closed the obituary section down because the fucking newspaper doesn't actually exist any more. The print newspaper doesn't exist anymore. The online version does. Online news still runs obits, you divvy. You're hardly missing out on the obit because someone no-one ever picked died, your missing out on the obit due to an online newspaper's editorial decision. Stop crying wolf, Michel Delpech wasn't obit worthy and that's why you missed out. Can't give enough 'likes'. That last sentence is the best thing EVER published on this site. SC What, a completely misapplied phrase? Oh well whatever, Deathray's a football fan so I suppose it's not a huge surprise. or as true fucktards say, IT IS WHAT IT IS!

He had to go, he had reservations