Dr. Zorders

That pic just made me PMSL. Er btw........ what did he actually say? Or were you just inspired to label him as a pedo for the annoying old-fartness of his personality?

That's the first time anyone's called me sweet since my grandma died!

I would have Anthony Hopkins in heavy make-up (to make him look more chubby-faced) as Mainwaring. John Hurt as Sgt. Wilson. Eddie Redmayne as Pike (just so that gormless bastard can finally have a role someone can actually remember). Er..... no idea who to have as Jones. Would be a bit blasphemous to try and attempt to cast that wouldn't it? In both British comedy terms and DL terms.

He was gonna be on my list next year. To be fair to him I think he had a problem with his gearbox or something but it's still pretty ignominious. Although on the flipside I guess it's his fault for vainly insisting on trying to complete the race distance when most would have packed up - IIRC he was something like 20 laps behind and all the frontrunners were annoyed cos they had to swerve to avoid his snail arse.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_Pease Al Pease, the only ever driver in the history of F1 to be black-flagged for being too slow (which happened at the 1969 Canadian Grand Prix), has died aged 92.

Funny anyway I guess.

Sorry rockhopperpenguin, I like you but by repeatedly making those snarky remarks on this particular subject, you are slightly rather making yourself sound rather slightly like a rather slight twat at the moment.

I dare the coroner to write "Bull's hit" as the cause of death. I double Dutch dare you, motherfucker.

I have a very strong feeling that Fidel Castro will die soon.I would even go as far as to say I think he wil be the 3rd hit of this year. I had a similar feeling in the days before Thatcher died. Bollocks did you, you little gobshite. It's true.Days before Thatcher died I had a strong feeling that Fidel Castro would die Very funny. I can't wait to hear the news as you may have figured out by now.

Fuckin' hell........ RIP

I have a very strong feeling that Fidel Castro will die soon.I would even go as far as to say I think he wil be the 3rd hit of this year. I had a similar feeling in the days before Thatcher died. Bollocks did you, you little gobshite.

Poor Artie has had at least 1 suicide attempt before now IIRC.

Longtime leader of Yugoslavia, Josip Broz Tito, died today in 1980. He was President (and pretty much dictator) of Yugoslavia from 1953 until his death. Although as far as I know he didn't try to genocide anybody or anything like that. Look at that, for fuck's sake. Looks like he's wearing the Nazi away kit. Also, fruity comedy actor Dom DeLuise died on May 4 back in 2009. You might remember him from his brief part in Blazing Saddles as the film director who was directing the musical production that gets interrupted. He was in a few other Mel Brooks films, including the voice of "Pizza the Hut" in the high-brow comedy masterpiece Spaceballs. Also he was in all sorts of other junk like "Cannonball Run" and god knows what else.

Er... wait a moment. I just looked it up and he's actually taller than Arthur Lowe was. Whoops.

They are going to remake Dad's Army as a film. http://www.independe...ir-9321192.html Although, bizarrely, near-midget Toby Jones is gonna play Captain Mainwaring. So....... yeah, looks like it might be a tad shit.

Stephen Hawking has warned that mankind must not dismiss or underestimate the danger of A.I. machines becoming self-aware/self-serving and running amok. https://uk.news.yaho...-110523390.html He's certainly a smart guy and I hope he's around for a while yet. I strongly disagree with his choice as a DL candidate for reasons of taste. Well he shouldn't be a regular/repeat candidate anyway.

Great. Shame there were so many no-shows....... Now, to decide whether to actually bother boasting about this when there were only 3 competitors.....

California Chrome wins!

$10 on Danza at 9-1 $26 on California Chrome at 2-1 $9 on Samraat at 15-1 $7 on Wildcat Red at 17-1

Looks fairly clean to me.......

Okay, what about..... Lard Bazaar CaptainChorizo the_engineer Death Impends ? Btw I'll post my choices later....

So I have 52 bucks as of now, right? It would be helpful if you'd post the totals of the players....

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/ashford/news/formula-one-mechanic-nigel-stepney-killed-on-m20-16678/ Nigel Stepney committed suicide it seems - by parking on the hard shoulder, getting out and walking out into traffic.

It'd depend how dark it was and who could see. If it was daylight then yes I'd have to settle for calling you a prick.

Or they just forgot about her completely. Like a bunch of thickies.