Dr. Zorders

Predictor, Lester's an old fart. Jockeys don't live that healthily. Look up Willy Schumacher in America. And also his speaking voice is very funny. He has the kind of "dull or incoherent speaking voice" of a British sportsman that used to be funny or amusing (like Nigel Mansell's fantastic droning Brummie accent) instead of the ones we have now like Andrew Murray where it's not funny any more and it's so dull it makes you want to kill yourself (have you ever heard what Murray sounds like when he's supposedly "ecstatic" after winning a Wimbledon match? It will scar you) It's another one of those British things you'd understand if you'd seen "Spitting Image".

If you refuse to read my posts, but respond to them anyway, you're talking to yourself which makes you insane I'm afraid.

The Guardian is struggling to make money, probably because it's utterly awful http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/media/12120006/Guardian-to-slash-costs-by-a-fifth-as-losses-mount.html

I've found a prostitute who accepts mediocre antiques as payment. Tit for tat.

No, I've been begging you to commit suicide. Why can't you read?

Wow, you managed to combine Reddit-style "comparing everything to a penis" awfulness and making me remember Clownton Shabbey existed in one post. Anyway. There's a time when someone's penis (i.e. Phantom's beloved Islam) becomes so stinky and rotten that it's overwhelming and it's more stupid not to talk about it. Did that not occur to you? I think that's a bit unfair. Don't maggots have their uses? I'd respond with a link of my own but I couldn't find a story about someone who spent their whole life claiming to be an open-minded compassionate left-wing genius but then in a desperate despicable act started making fun of and crowing about the severely oppressed abused and underprivileged cos their confused ass couldn't handle being repeatedly confronted with the irrationality of their love affair for the world's most worthless troublesome "religion". Maybe we'll have to wait until you get shot at a work Christmas party by one of your more "multicultural" colleagues for that.

So it seems to me that the Deathlist forum is reaching a point where its long-standing reputation as a fairly free-wheeling, madcap and non-judgmental place, which always shied away from saying things that made it sound like a "Daily Mail reader", is now in question or decline. This is thanks to "certain users" like LFN and Phantom etc. They have erm, you know, reached "that age" where toilet trips are more regular.... (or perhaps in some cases, less.....)... the knees are going.... hemorrhoid cream has gone from being an object of humour to a "mustn't forget" on the shopping list...... they can't understand most tweets... they were baffled as to why their "CRAAAAAIG DAVID" joke at the office Christmas party was met with total silence. Yes folks, middle age, and the dullness and spiritual vacuum of Obama's time in office (especially his 2nd term, which has seen the West suffer sliding living standards and a jarring of its previously unquestioned sense of defensive/territorial confidence) has left our country washed out and washed up like all groupies end up eventually, especially the ones whose affections are unrequited. Jolly old England which cheered both times he was elected has never seen any reward for its slavish worship of him, is not so jolly any more. And frankly the bitterness is really taking over in a big way. The "traditional wisdom" that Britain is largely left-wing got a huge shock last year as Jeremy Kyle's long lost posh brother got re-elected. Now the "bloody scroungers" mentality is taking over as an entire nation of once level-headed people yells like someone from Gogglebox Street watching Benefits Street after 1 too many Bailey's. Even Brits who moved to a snowy shithole of U.S state before George W. Bush was even elected, seem to be infected by it, such is the strength of this fever. Some of them even claim to have supernatural powers by which they can "tell" somebody is a "benefits scrounger" (strangely they are particularly fond of using these powers when they've reached an impasse or rhetorical cul-de-sac in a completely unrelated argument they thought they would easily win). And they refuse to listen to anything else or consider the possibility they might have misinterpreted the situation or that they are fighting a harmless enemy as an excuse to not confront a much more scary and meaningful one. Should we mark and cement this change by requiring all DLers to submit evidence of payment each month in order to continue posting? Preferably from jobs as shit and dreary as the ones they have cos I think that might be a big factor in it. If anyone has one that sounds too enjoyable they should be banned too. Oops did I say that bit out loud? Well anyway, let us use democracy to stifle freedom of speech as is the new and trendy style. VOTE LIKE THE WIND

A gay guy and an umpteen-time divorced woman going on a road trip isn't that weird. Although I guess it is when one of them has to stop off at the nose shop every 100 miles.

I love him just for this http://kottke.org/08/03/dmx-hasnt-heard-of-barack-obama

No that's Eddie Large. MK, Zorders is upset because I didn't display the same knee jerk neurotic reaction as he did when the shootings occured in California, and that I happen to have friends who are Halibuts but lead peaceful lives and have no intention of killing anyone. Just as I used to have friends in the 80s who were Irish but had no affiliation with the IRA. So since then he's been hounding me because he has nothing to do with his time. I had a natural reaction of disgust and exasperation at something like that. And called everyone who assumed it was "white gun nuts" retards. You had the "cover your knees, they're offensive to Allah" jerk-off Commieneurotic reaction of mumbling and chuntering something vague about how "this is the season for Christians to shoot stuff up" while people were still trying to zip up the body bags on an Islamic massacre. You deserve to be shot up for the shameless scummy way you reacted to try and talk about your fantasy Christian terrorism as a distraction from the identity of the ACTUAL massacre perps. I can't shoot you or castrate your tiny raisin nuts in front of your kids as you deserve, so this is the next best thing.

So I guess that means you read the part where I pointed out how pathetic it is for you to try and keep getting the last word even when you're not actually reading (or claiming not to read) my posts any more? Oh well. Whatever. Phantom rapes his kids.

Look at those two middle-aged men up there. Morbidkid called me sad for continuing to argue. Yet they check in to make a lame "response" to my posts every single time. Despite the fact they can't even bear to read my demolitions of them any more. That's what an image of real loser looks like. Now Phantom, do the universe a favour and commit bloody Seppuku. And make sure you give us a live video feed of it.

Also Morbidkid, Phantom was the one who started with the sexual accusations. He just suddenly started going on about how I apparently "sniff" my family's undergarments? (Like I've said he turned it into a debate about me instead of Islam, cos he is shit at arguing and he was on the wrong side in the first place. I just created this thread to humour his sudden new direction/tack) And spy on my fugly inside-and-out sister? So by your standards it sounds like he's more likely to do that? lol Hence why I say he probably rapes his kids. You wouldn't make a very good judge would you, can't even keep a proper timeline of who started what.

One of the most hilarious things Phantom's extremely limited little gang have probably convinced themselves of along the way is the idea that somehow if I had a big "important" job (like this matters any more at this point in world events) and could afford to ride around in a BMW I somehow wouldn't call out Phantom and anyone else who indulges his colossally clowntarded act of appeasing, denying and excuse-making for ISIS, while getting angry about harmless Christians. Retarded is retarded. I would call you the retarded retard you are if I was 8,or 80, and if I was living in cardboard city or in a royal suite in Monte Carlo So one more time Phantom. You. Are. a Cunt. And You. Should. Kill. Yourself. Violently.

Insert same old shit here Insert same old shit here Insert same old shit here It must be good being able to hide your own Easter eggs.If they aren't considered Haram of course This is just sad now. can't you just move on from this argument and maybe get some friends."this is just sad" I know, a bunch of 40+ year olds going "i cant hear him can you? no me either I blocked him too" is just... beyond words innit. those poor poor people. I cant imagine what Phantom's kids go through. Or what goes through them (his penis) what is your obsession with child molestation. Sounds like you're more likely to rape a child than phantom. That's like asking a murder detective what's his obsession with murder? If I was pro-molestation I'd be pro-"migrant" like Phantom. How hard is that to figure out? I don't like seeing young people get damaged hence why you need to stop teaming up with Phantom cause obviously his brain disease is contagious.

Insert same old shit here Insert same old shit here Insert same old shit here It must be good being able to hide your own Easter eggs.If they aren't considered Haram of course This is just sad now. can't you just move on from this argument and maybe get some friends. "this is just sad" I know, a bunch of 40+ year olds going "i cant hear him can you? no me either I blocked him too" is just... beyond words innit. those poor poor people. I cant imagine what Phantom's kids go through. Or what goes through them (his penis)

I wonder how long until Phantom gets bored with this "I'M BLOCKING YOU" bullshit and starts arguing again. He did after all accidentally let slip that he considers me more important than all the world's Halibuts put together. And that's quite amazing considering how much sexual excitement Islamic terrorism provides him with.

Do people still drink Babysham? Im sure they do, there was a big push a few years ago on the stuff. Lots of prime time advertising to make it 'trendy' Its quite nice actually.. I just remember killing people for the crime of drinking with a group of friends a few decades back, as the amount of Halibut semen consumed increased, so did what would usually be considered a secret between you and your kiddie-raping Allahpals, was shared with the rest of the Mosque. One of my friends shared that during one particular night after getting giddy while stoning his girlfriend, she had begged for him to "anally excite her with a Koran" The next day, we all still had plenty of Allah-semen in our system and were at the Mosque sharpening our stone-throwing technique, my friend's girlfriend turned up. Being the female person that she is, decided to hang around - i.e. we hanged her. So when asked what I would like to masturbate to, Anjem Choudary was met with a chorus of "I'LL HAVE A BABYKORAN!!!". My children were split open very soon after that incident after I caught one of them looking a bit too western for my liking. That's a really fucking sick story, have you thought about killing yourself?

Good afternoon's work.

It's about Phantom hitting rock bottom in his sordid love affair with ISIS Wait, maybe that will be when his family walk in on him whacking off to a beheading video.

Erm... no good point, why would we expect you to be able to face reality? Someone should tell Toast that if the only way you can feel "superior" to someone is to resort to blocking them like a scared teenager, you don't really have much to laugh about. But then I'm the only one with the heart to tell such an old non-dear something like that aren't I.

That's not how you do it you thick bitch Like this:

No, only you and a the rest of a small frightened huddle of pathetic insecure middle age people who get their asses handed to them as your natural punishment for supporting ISIS. Try killing yourself, since you find intelligent life so horrifying you have to "block" or "ignore" it and suicide is the ultimate ignore button. Go for it!

Why do you make up so many lame stories about me spying on my fugly inside-and-out sister, Phantom? Or that my mum somehow provides for me when she only provides a breeding ground for bacteria and probably intestinal worms? That's not a really good way to show me how to be an "adult". Are you trying to guide me into a career of creative writing? Because what you've done is not very creative it's just trite, asinine and everyone can see it's because you're so fucking butthurt because I've exposed you as an excuse-maker extraordinaire for the little-girl raping, genocidal death cult known as Islam. And now you're even using the block button because you're embarrassed by the consequences of your own incoherent, Allah-fancying babble. I suggest your behaviour is very unbecoming of someone your age and you should tell your kids about your shame, and then set an example by lowering yourself into an industrial meat grinder until the human race no longer has to worry about your horrendously regressive effect on us.