Dr. Zorders

Wow. After your latest pathetic display, I'm not surprised you went for the ignore button you fatuous dalek with the brain power of a 90 year old aborted fetus. Since you just set a new standard/rule where apparently people aren't allowed to complain about ISISlam until they somehow set off something that literally stops the earth from rotating... that's so hitting rock bottom even you fucking realised it. LOL You forgot that this thread was only made in the first place to humour you and a few other pricks since you decided to change the subject from ISISlam to my employment status which you never cared for until you couldn't get anywhere with your pathetic endless defence/lionising of the world's most freaky death cult. Any excuse to change the subject away from a horrendous death cult your Alzheimery-ass has spent over a decade romanticising. Do you think the fact that you and a couple of others decided to turn a discussion about Islam into one about my employment, shows you thought you were winning that discussion? (LOL) Also, do you think that your new rule of "you're not allowed to complain about radical Islam (sorry for the tautology) until they somehow manage to stop the Earth rotating" will genuinely make you seem like the sane one here, Forrest? If the answer's yes and you really do believe those incredibly pathetic things somehow make you superior, please indicate by either continuing to hide behind the ignore button like a frightened 12 year old girl (sorry if that image gave you a boner in the office) and no longer replying, or by producing another one of your lame non-comebacks like "HYUURHUUR UR SISTER OR SOMETHING .HUUUR HUUR HUUUR" or just one of your "YOU ARE A CHILD" etc. yawnposts

"petty pop culture references" = accurate description of all the places he gets his drecktastic dreckpinions from (and one reference to someone he sounds like) There you go again showing us how contented with your life you are and how I totally haven't got to you with all my attacks, by making up stoopid goofy fairy stories about how my mum's somehow a breadwinner instead of a basketcase and a giant black hole of humanity, those stories seem to be crucial to your self "esteem" (pffffffffft lol). You suggested that "adults" have priorities, well clearly you think I'm more important than radical Islam apparently! So you think I'm better or more critical to the human race than all the millions of empty-headed zombie Muhammadans. I guess even a broken clock with Downs syndrome is still right once every 500 years and there is some kind of tiny shred of grey matter in there that still functions, underneath all the sawdust. And thanks for the unintentional compliment, Fucktardicus Colossus.

I did read your entire post. Seeing how irate you were getting highly amused me, almost as much as when you played the victim card for the upteenth time. In fact I laughed loudly and was shushed by the librarian. "lol look at him he gets angry about someone devoting their whole life to laughing at poor people, and cheering on terrorists! what a fool!!!! omg he'll, like, never live this down on the "Steven Colbert For President" Facebook group page!!!!!! I'm tellin ya d000dz!!" BTW, there's reading and then there's understanding. If you ever develop a new layer of intellect beyond merely scanning posts for things that give you an excuse to holler "LOL LOOK AT HIM DARING TO HAVE OPINIONS THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING CHRIS MATTHEWS WOULD AGREE WITH!" like the excitable little yahoo simpleton bumpkin that you are, you might one day actually learn....... something.......? but for now I guess just keep sounding like Comic Book Guy having an argument about Star Wars, with your "You have no idea how much I'm laughing right now!" posts, champ chump.

List of American Football's greatest moments: Providing a plot/backdrop for the 1st Ace Ventura movie Giving The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin something to do before they became pro wrestlers. Although, at least I give them credit for holding Super Bowl 50 in the daylight instead of that ridiculous closed-roof night-time bullshit.

zorders, if anyone is being senile right now its you. Rascism and confusion towards modern trends is too things both you and senile people experience. By the way how is your Alzheimers aaaw. your humour always lightens the situation up Morbidkid cheers

The shorter and more terse the shitty replies get, the more you know they're as confused and baffled and wishing they'd never had the argument in the first place. "I'm laughing SO much at you right now" is the ultimate false victory dance and hilariously unbecoming of someone who claims to be the adult in the room. Only thing adult about you is your adult diapers. "I'm laughing at your posts" might carry some weight if I thought you could actually bear to fully read my deconstruction of your garbage senile world.

Maybe if you'd sold them double glazing it wouldn't have felt as cold, you thick cunt?

KFC = Kindness, Friendship and Compassion

Don't you have homework to do, Zorders? Shroud, think of her as one of those crazy old women who refuses to leave her house when there's a hurricane evacuation order. "No, godflamdammit!" The only thing she's quick with is the business end of a walking stick.

Ignore Toast. She's senile and becoming very chavvy with it.

It's difficult to put into words how much I am not reading or understanding your replies. Because of how difficult I find words. Maybe I should just settle for putting it into 6th (and driving into a bridge support) instead.

You're always asking me questions but never answering mine. Not really much "equality" in there. Do you even have the slightest vaguest memory of the time when leftism was about wanting to help poor people instead of advocating for the most worthless troublesome religion on Earth? You're the one who needs to look in a fucking mirror you vermin. Get back to me when you've told angry Halibuts to "take responsibility" for their problems (i.e. never)

This is a 2016 pic of Jack Riley, who became 80 at the end of last year. Ouch

Kid, if he's letting you read this put some anti-freeze in his wine. Trust me it's the only way. One of Obama's best pals says to do it!

You are childish. You're ashamed to even say how old you are. You hold everyone responsible for the fact that you have no friends, job or just any form of social life. You're incapable of taking any responsibility with your life and are content to just whine about how mean your mum is. I doubt if asked that your brother or sister will say you've abused. So, I call BS. If life is so fucking awful for you then leave home. Plenty of people live on the street because life is so awful for them at home. So if you don't want to leave, then things can't be that bad. I called BS on you a long time ago because you're someone who gets wildly outraged at harmless Christians but shrugs your shoulders at deadly Islamic attacks. Then when you couldn't get anywhere in an endless discussion about that you started attacking the person not the subject. You never once cared about my life or whatever before you got your pathetic geriatric arse handed to you 80 times over by me. The real question is "What's my employment status got to do with radical Islam?" because you freaks are the ones who changed the subject to that in the first place. You are a 44 year old man who gets off on calling victims losers. You've sat here accusing me of "spying on my sister" getting undressed when most people can't bear to look at her clothed! (and I've never once laughed to her face about that, A cause I'm not a chavvy cunt like her and B cause I actually value my life and I know she would try and kill me!) Hahaha. You know absolutely fucking nothing about nothing. There is nothing more pathetic than your crowing about someone else's crap draw in the "who your family is" lottery just cause they pointed out what a daffy terrorism-excusing, ISIS-trivializing cunt you are. You are in no position to call anyone else pathetic. You should seriously go ahead and kill yourself. Run the car in the garage, use a knife from the kitchen. Whatever. Just do it. You pathetic Bin-Laden-worshipping pile of garbage!

I love how both of you have asked me "What's Halibuts got to do with you being unemployed", well my employment status or lack of only became a fucking subject of discussion in the first place because Phantom couldn't win a discussion about his precious Halibuts and had to start attacking me instead of the subject. lol I can understand why it's so hard for you to keep up with the bizarre zig-zagging argument trajectory that you're creating though, I mean it's hard enough for me and I'm the one who's actually got the brains and energy here. Tell LFN really needs to stop teaming up with you it's like someone with a relative amount of dignity and intelligence, forming an alliance with their senile grandad.

You're so pathetic you literally can't even read. You blurt out responses to thing you want to see in the text like a snotty teenager. And then you call me childish. Hilarious. Please. End. Yourself. Now. It's. Humanity's. Only. Chance.

All his conversations are basically with his imagination anyway. I'd bet your dad's gold-plated urn his wife has had at least one "should I put him in a home somewhere?" thought, like I've had about my mum a million times.

You can tell how all the stuff I've said to Phantom totally hasn't got to him or anything, by how it's really important to him to crow about the things I've had to deal with with my shitty family. Repeatedly. Over and over again. You can tell when a person's totally cool and not bothered by attacks, and when they're totally in control and proud of their life and their family, by how they repeatedly screech and sneer about a blameless person "living off mum" or something (the only thing that lives off her is acne and other nasty bacteria-based life forms actually) to a total stranger 6,000 miles away. Good one Phanterz you did yerself proud.

*doesn't wait for an answer to his questions about why Phantom applies reponsibilities to me he doesn't apply to his precious Halibuts, cause he doesnt want to die of starvation*

Always trying to act like I'm the only one in the world in my situation instead of gazillions. Because big problems are hard. It's much easier to just pick on people who dare to speak out about them instead, isn't it Forrest? Shoot the messenger. Because, to put it in a language you can understand, you're "butthurt". About me pointing out how pathetic your logic is. And how your whole life revolves around attacking and mocking people who want to do something about the massive cancer of Islam. When Halibuts are complaining about being characterized as terrorists why don't you tell them to take "responsibility" and get rid of the ones from their religion that are? That's a pressing logical question about your cuntduct that you can't answer (or as you call them, "excuses"!)

You're an extreme and repugnant failure of a "respectable" societal elder since you tell people to blame themselves for wildly oppressive circumstances lumped on them. But I guess that's what kind of brain rot happens when you give up all critical thinking (if you ever had any) just because a ludicrous messianical figure got elected. You think "funny meme pictures" and bellowing "get a job" are the answer to everything. Very sad. Your brain is like a rotten 8-year-old pile of junk food at this point

In like 1988. In like 1988. In like 1988. You know when "the evil" Reagan and Thatcher were in charge. And before people like you had a chance to fuck things up? Apparently because you were able to do something or whatever back in the days of yore that means all the people who can't today are "making excuses"? Just like you say got along with your Halibut schoolmates back in Grange Hill in 1977 or whatever so that means they all must be peaceful today? Wow. Since you steal my/our age group's reputation and dignity with such retarded remarks I suggest the well known Islamic punishment for stealing, of having your hands chopped off. You would be setting a good example of embracing other people's cultural traditions!

You mean the jobs that people who've got university degrees can't even get after they apply to like 1000s of them? We get it. You like saying "GURRDDAJUUUURB" a lot because somehow you think that makes you the wittiest most insightful comedian who ever existed. For someone who claims to be so much cleverer than me now you're just reduced to bellowing very basic stuff over and over. Anything to avoid talking about your boner for ISIS I guess. You like calling other people children even though you do kindergarten singalongs for your favourite pwesidents. You like applying rules to me you don't apply to Halibuts because you probably think they have genies in lamps they will give to you one day in return for all the whitewashing and silencing of dissent you've done on their behalf. You are retarded. Arguing with you has left me feeling as exasperated as a P.E. teacher in a school for the morbidly obese.