Dr. Zorders

How's that?

That's disgusting but good.

Calm down I'm only teasing. Although I did notice after I posted that, that if you click on the image you do get taken to a much better one.

Ooh awesome, there's always some whizz kid on every message board who can pump out amazing graphs or something isn't there....... look at the sophisticated graphics on that thing!

Seems fairly possible but I'd give him a couple more illnesses before he goes. I'm gonna go out on a Pistorius and say he'll survive this year somehow. But it does seem like every time he goes outside for any length of time these days, he ends up in the hospital. Last year he got a bladder infection from the Queen's boat parade, now he goes to the Epsom Derby (inevitable pics from the Mail here http://www.dailymail...psom-Derby.html) and he's too ill to go to Elizabeth's latest anniversary party (how many does she have anyway?) He does look pretty much like he's the second most sickly Greek thing in the world (No. 1 being their economy). Also why the fuck is Princess Beatrice dressed like she's about to pick up an Academy Award for her role in the world's first ever talkie? I know it's horse racing and that always involves dressing up stupidly but even so, christ....

If that guy catches an STD he should be legally required to change his name.

You confused me for a second there I seriously thought you meant "Washington DC", I presumed you were talking about another similar scandal that has just popped up (no pun intended) but I just hadn't seen yet because I largely stopped going on all the American news sites after the election was over. It's best not to refer to Cameron by his initials because the guy's so bland and undistinguished, his name recognition is about the same as your average World Cribbage Champion. As for who's actually involved in this affair I personally couldn't give a flying toss if Tessa Tessason and Paul "Snarling, Meritless Cunt of the Year" Grover-Newton are banging in between meetings about Cameron's scintillating policies so I can't help you. You could always try trawling the comments section(s) of The Guardian or Paul Staines' blog for ideas, those guys are NEVER wrong......

Hmm, I'm gonna make a bold prediction here and say the number of people who are gonna give up oral sex because of this "warning" is about the same number of times Kirk Douglas had sex last year (well.... I'm hoping to God/presuming it's zero). Sorry for that mental image.

God, I wish my sister's birthday was next week instead of in September.

I did summat similar recently Spade, though I extended it to the likes of Charles Manson and gave pride of place to the Black Metal wars in Norway in which one singer murdered the singer in a rival band. Mary, you may know the answer to this. I read, a long way back, that Marvin Gaye had been in the frame for murdering a singer? I cant remember her name but I could have sworn it was somebody he had sung with and Im fairly certain that the whispers were that he had bashed her head in with a hammer. Am I imagining this? Whatever happened to that guy anyway? "Let's Get It On" is one of the most famous songs of all time and it seems like he was pretty huge for a while, but then, one day, just BOOM, he was nowhere to be seen.

Henry was played by David Swift (b.1931) brother of Clive Swift although Jeff Rawle (Gus) is probably also worth a punt and it is he who has been in Doctor Who. Jeff Rawle didn't play Gus, he played George. You remember him? The ultimate middle aged wimp (about whom I've been meaning to write a letter to the writers/creators Guy Jenkin and Andy Hamilton, asking them if he was based on my Dad. Ok, j/k he's not that bad.) Jeff Rawle has since been in Hollyoaks too (poor bastard). The now-unheard-of Robert Duncan played Gus (and hilariously, may I add). Duncan actually briefly became a history teacher at one point (2008 I think). As for David Swift, anyone who suggests Henry can actually die should be charged with something very grave.

You obviously have never seen the wall I jizzed on during my first ever sexual encounter.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0111954/ Dean R. Brooks, a physician who played a doctor in the 1975 classic "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", has died age 96. I need to watch that awesome movie again, I haven't seen it in years. If my mum is still around when I finally achieve my pipe dream of being a movie director, I hope she won't take it not personally enough when I offer her the part of Nurse Ratched in a remake.

Haha, looks like someone had a bit of a 1992 Bette Davis moment there... (Although to be fair to deathlist there was no Wikipedia in 1992...)

For fuck's sake....... the guy in that article looks like a prune who's seen a ghost.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Snaefell_Mountain_Course_fatal_accidents

Did not know that. Well, given how old Frank Williams is there's actually a somewhat decentish chance that Jimmy Perry could outlive them all then, haha.....

Breaking news: the_engineer arrested as part of Operation Yewtree.

For real this time.... haha Lavender will almost certainly be the last man standing he hasn't even actually reached his 70s yet (I always thought he was born in early 40s for some reason but he wasn't.)

Mick McManus was a fucking legend, educate yourself. Legitimately hated Jackie Pallo. haha will i can't help if i wasn't alive yet but i saw some of his matches on you tube. Now wrestling back then really was blurred it has the feeling of a genuine sport rather than sports entertainment. To be honest the modern day wrestling has kind of put me off the whole thing wwe today is soulless. I used to watch world of sport in the early to mid 90s and wwf in late 90s to early 2000s though . WWE's virtual monopoly of the industry since 2001 was the worst thing that ever happened, they've become far too complacent. Now Vince is preoccupied with trying to conquer the world outside wrestling (or Sports Entertainment, if you prefer) You can tell Vince still controls most of what you see because most of the product is so out of touch and is formulaic nonsense. Vince doesn't want to be a wrestling promoter but its all he has to make money . XFL failed, bodybuilding fed Failed , movies are hardly any good , wwe network will probably never happen ,he really wants nothing to do with wrestling. People say vince is a good businessman to certain extent he is but he has had a whole lot of luck . Though to be fair the wwf put out one of the best shows on tv around 1998 - 2003 and deserved to win. I remember i was in school at that time and everyone watched it even the teachers. lol I really think it's being too complimentary to call it formulaic. The nonsense part is definitely right. I think maybe you should have said generic/faceless/pointless. In fact, without wanting to seem like I'm too aggressively taking apart your post (I'm on side with anyone who gives WWE a verbal kicking... I just like correcting people, no offence), the phrase formulaic nonsense is a bit of an oxymoron, because if it was following a formula at least you'd think it made some sort of sense at a basic level. But what fucking formula does his "product" follow? Absolutely none, the "storylines" seem to spend ages going absolutely nowhere and his only two "stars" are a former white rapper from a nice small town in Mass. who hasn't actually rapped in years and has now (d)evolved into a sort of four-way hybrid of Eminem, Vanilla Ice, take-your-vitamins-and-your-milk-era Hulk Hogan, and a terrible wannabe of The Rock at his 1999-2001 best (mostly the last one), and a skinny heroin-addict-looking former independent wrestler who brings a lot less to the table in personality terms than he or his employers think and who only really appeals to snarky "Internet Wrestling Community" (again no offence to anyone here, but..... *shudder*) fans who hang up all their "hopes"/"respect" on his vague "credibility" that he gets from being from a former indy wrestler with tattoos and a straight-edge lifestyle (a lam gimmick/personality point which seems to have absolutely no traction or relevance in the pro-wrestling arena, and is better left to being discussed/boasted about on Facebook posts, or during that really talky phase of house parties). Most of the wrestlers are effectively mutes, because they have absolutely no personality because Vince just plucked them out of college because they were big and muscly, and either left them with their plain-as-a-punch-on-the-nose real names, or gave them a terrible sounding moniker which makes them sound like a gay porn star (anyone remember Gunner Scott?). And when they do try to talk at length it's enough to drive anyone with an IQ higher than 90 to call a suicide hotline. The biggest problem of all seems to be how all the different parts of the audience like someone different. So it's hard to generate any kind of real storyline because there is no clear-cut "bad guy" or "good guy". You have Cena who appeals to kids who dream of being as annoying and unfunny as him when they grow up. CM Punk who appeals to the kind of people who send death threats to movie critics who don't give the latest Christopher Nolan movie 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, and take their South Park DVD box set to bed with them and caress it like a dying pet. And Randy Orton who appeals to girls/women who like a "bad boy" (although I'm not sure if he even does anything like that any more). And the rest of the roster are just even more horrible cases of boring, half-arsed gimmicks that go nowhere and things that would have been abandoned after two weeks in the glorious attitude era now run endlessly for months or even years without ever improving. It just says everything that they do an "old school RAW" every 3 or 6 months now, and those episodes seem to get better ratings than regular ones. They rely on nostalgia far too much. BTW if anyone wants to "correct" me on anything here I'd be glad to hear it but I think I've pretty much got it right. In case you couldn't tell I haven't watched any WWE regularly in a long time but I feel I've watched/know enough to be about right.

Yeah....... that's the general idea...

Are you Jimmy Wray? (who wants to know?) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Wray

Poor Murray. Get well soon.

That line just made me instantly think of this: As for Charron, sometimes I'm not entirely sure about him, I think he might be a few rats short of a tube station. But I think I like the guy anyway.

Is your dad's name Guest?