Dr. Zorders

I was gonna make a thread with a poll that had 50 names in it, just purely for comedy purposes but I'm too worried about legal ramifications. If anyone can sufficiently reassure me I'll go ahead and post it. If I make it clear it's just for comedy purposes in the title, that'll be alright won't it?

And on that day we lost a great philosopher.

Are you fingering James Cameron? Or..... did he finger you?

What's Africa Guy? Is it just Family Guy with Afrikaans subtitles and the AIDS jokes censored?

James Lovelock was already a .... lock..... for my 2014 list.

Maybe he wants the gun to off himself?

Pincher was an interviewee in the BBC documentary "Rupert Murdoch - Battle with Britain" on BBC2 last night. For those in the UK, you can check it out on iPlayer. For those outside the UK, you'll either have to find some sort of dodgy proxy-type tool to view it, or close your eyes and imagine a nearly 100 year old white man who still seems to have most of his marbles clutching a walking stick and reminiscing in a distinctive accent about Rupert Murdoch's early days in the British press industry in the late 1960s.

Oh, DON'T. I love that show, you bastard. It can't be him anyway, nobody really describes him as a "comedy legend", not even the Mail.

You mean, it was essentially, um... kinda just disintegrated by contact with an incredibly cold surface/mass? Unless you know something I don't, how can the tongue be "missing" but the rest of the face intact? I know it's pretty crude reckoning but the tongue seems "thicker" than the lips or the skin, or at least roughly as thick, if not more, than the skin of your face/jawline.

I'm amazed (and annoyed at myself) that I've never heard of that before. Jaw-slackening and bone-chilling. About a few sentences into the real meat of the story I was briefly considering whether to stop reading in case it stopped me sleeping (that's never happened to me before no matter how much gory/scary stuff I read but I haven't read anything like that in a long time) but my curiosity, as in most cases, won out, and I decided to steel myself and carry on. Who or what ripped out the young woman's tongue then? One of her frightened companions? Why would they do that in the middle of fleeing for their lives?

Here we go again. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2316039/Television-comedy-legend-70s-facing-questioning-Savile-police-historic-allegations-sex-abuse.html I wonder who it is. Let the wild speculation begin.

You can say all the shit you like. I would just prefer if you said it two weeks ago. Of course, I made that clear before, but you just have to keep pretending it's about "censorship" or something...

God you can't even bring them up as a passing medical reference can you. I knew I shouldn't have. Look, I'm sure people are sick of all this talk by now no matter what side they're on. The funeral was like a week and a half ago. So could you be quiet and take your blood pressure pills?

Well the powers that be (i.e. that bloke who dresses up as Paul Bearer) seem to have already made Ian Brady the new Clive Dunn so Fidel will probably have to settle for being our little pet "New Clive Dunn" here on the forum. He's my one of my personal favourites anyway. He reminds me of Marlon Brando in the later stages of The Godfather. Slightly senile-looking old former tyrant sitting in his olive garden somewhere in a hot and sweaty clime. Would be terribly funny if he keeled over in his garden. Currently, he is seemingly defying the laws of nature just like Reagan and Thatcher did for so long.

Didn't even recognise her without the wild hair like she had in Rocky Horror, didn't realise she was in it until I saw her name on the credits, haha...

All born in the first half of the 20th century, yes.....

I, Claudius....? More like "I, don't even know where to start raving about that awesome piece of TV". George Baker my personal favourite performance in it, but of course Brian Blessed, John Hurt and some others also awesome. Still not as quite as good as Edge of Darkness with Bob Peck and Joe Don Baker though. Surely the BBC should show that again (let's face it they repeat everything else.)

Yeah, because everyone knows if you get diagnosed with dementia or Alzheimer's, you die straight away.

EEEEEEEEEEEXTRAORDINARY!!

Here's a piece I was reading a couple of weeks back which combines your two favourite topics (Football and death) but it didn't occur to post it here. I'm amazed that I never knew that Jock Stein died in this way until this recently, especially with some of the unhinged football fanatics I have for family, which means that I grew up knowing every detail about stuff like what colour socks the ref was wearing when he made Kevin Moran the first ever man to be sent off in an FA Cup Final..... Also after reading the text, see if you can figure out which picture has the obligatory crass and false Daily Mail caption. http://www.dailymail...t-Scotland.html

Joke: Who does George Cole call when he needs help getting to the loo? Answer: HIS MINDER!

From Stan Vickers' wikipedia:

I think most people are praying it's a misunderstanding or just a false accusation altogether. I've never seen so many DLers be this sincere about something. I mean who's next FFS, Santa?

Depends. If he's seen Barbara naked any time in the last ten years, that probably would have finished him off for good in that department.

Tiger Woods.