Dr. Zorders

Fuck me, you edited that and its still a load of shit. How was that not an accurate summation of your recent posts? You genuinely expect me to suddenly change my mind and start attending the local mosque or something because you said "uuuh thats well your IQ innit! huuururhr!" You just keep basically repeating yourself now with "UUUH MY GOOWWWD DAT WAS STOOPID". You're obviously having flashbacks to your schooldays, because no-one over 15 would be daunted by someone going "OH DAT WAS WELL SHIT WANNIT? HUUURURHRHRURURURH"

You brought her into this by sounding like her. If you're sick of me mentioning her try not sounding like a cross between Queen Kong and Forrest Gump and she won't come up again.

Ha..... ha........ ha.......? Congratulations on having a similar sense of "humour" to a certain 900lb hag who's so fucking thick she doesn't even wash her hands before eating, after getting nasty sink unblocking chemicals all over them. You must be so proud. I must say I'm definitely considering abandoning all my negative opinions about Islam after such scintillating arguments as "IT'S LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, IT'S LIKE THAT ONE EPISODE OF THE YOUNG ONES ISNT IT?" and "NO, THAT'S YOUR IQ THAT IS! HURRR HRURURH UUURHUURHUURURRRR!" You guys should be lecturing at a university somewhere not posting here!

Even Deathray doesn't just say "now you're just rambling!" when he can't think of anything better, and his IQ is only 15.

I was thinking more of the lines of Rickman from The Young Ones, where he's dancing around getting in people's faces, making random remarks that bear no relevance to the actual argument until someone gets bored and punches the idiot in the face. Oh right. Whatever. Someone should make a show where old farts are too busy comparing everything to old comedy shows that haven't aired on any non-obscure channel in fucking decades, to deal with real problems they've created their stupid selves. Oh wait, that would just be a documentary. It's really important to me to make some kind of dismissive-sounding comeback and have the last word no matter how feeble it is. Zeig Heil Allah comrades.

I was thinking more of the lines of Rickman from The Young Ones, where he's dancing around getting in people's faces, making random remarks that bear no relevance to the actual argument until someone gets bored and punches the idiot in the face. Oh right. Whatever. Someone should make a show where fatuous old farts are too busy comparing everything to old comedy shows that haven't aired on any non-obscure channel in fucking decades, to deal with real problems they've created their stupid selves. Oh wait, that would just be a documentary.

It doesn't really work if you remember his mansion's probably got more spare rooms than the Hull Hilton. See, imagining the obscenely rich as "being normal like us" even as a joke is what is stopping us from rising up against the 1%.

Just cause you're too much of a simpleton to understand my rebuttals doesn't make them weak. For his "opinions" Phantom should spend 12 hours a day with one of those electroshock things stuffed in his mouth writhing around on the table No joke no "we're just kidding around on an internet forum". For serious. Mostly cos he wants to force his retarded views on everyone else with a sinister smile while he does it. They are the scariest people, we need to set an example. Forcing everyone by law to "respect" a certain "religion" in the name of freedom of religion, is beyond retarded

So the readers write the headlines do they? See, you can't even keep track of what we were arguing about and you still think you're better than me, proves Islamophilia is a congenital disorder that should be brutally treated in Victorian-style sanitariums.

It probably would have disappeared fairly soon by itself if you know what I mean....... (like Deathray)

If we can guess it, it's not a shock is it?

You can cross dress all you like. If I was against sexual freedom I'd be a Halibut cheerleader like Phantom wouldnt I? Why is it all the people here I've "hated" on (you deathray) are way taller than I imagined. Whatever. Also haha you need glasses. I'm the only one in my family who doesn't (and also the only one who couldn't gawk for England, Toast as geographically far away from Rightville as possible once again) hence the rubbish treatment over the years.

Well, your rants actually sound like they're from a Daily Mail reader. There was mention of hemorrhoid cream. Strangely enough hemorrhoids can occur at any age (not having experienced them, I'm informed they can be painful) and are often occur during pregnancy. And "that age' Only for a short time did I consider 44 to be ancient and that was when I was in my teens. Then there was something about Craig David, not sure why there were additional a's in the spelling. I can only assume he's some childrens' TV presenter or pop star that the kids these days listen to, of which Zorders isn't a fan since he's drawn towards Coldplay and Nickelback. Next paragraph was some incomprehsible stuff about "jolly old England", tea, Jeremy Kyle and something about Bailey's. Next paragraph I'm assuming was directed at me because it mentions snow. Although it's completely inacurate due to the fact that George W. Bush was elected in November of 2000, and the stamp on my visa is from April 2004. And then I got bored, went to get a coffee and got distracted by the debate between Hilary and Bernie. No they don't ya div. Most Daily Mail readers are pro-Islam and pro-EU compared to me, and like you they keep their cardiologist busy with their fantasies about how unemployed people apparently caused the financial crash(es) rather than the governments who Stalinist leftists claim can instantly solve all our problems but they were refusing to keep an eye on/practically shagging the dodgy casino banksters. The rest of your post was a bunch of rambly shit including the "I couldn't understand it/be bothered to read it so it must be invalid!" bollocks. woooooooow No shocks there then. How about we keep the 1300 of 1800 threads and just delete you. LFN is what happens when people believe the only thing you need for an "insult" to be hilarious is that it's "short". That's a fairly good reason not to listen to Dadsox (the other one being you shouldn't take advice from people who have a recording of the entire Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl in 1982 as the wake-up noise on their phone)

You bought your wife's biography of you? That's nice. BREAKING NEWS btw, this proposed new rule might be "racist". I doubt you'll be calling these unemployed people scroungers!

Not all scroungers sitting in front of computers. It's just you, I think. Oh so he thinks all the world's problems trace back to one guy then. Okay. Much more respectable and sane... Go back to frigging yourself off to ISIS beheading videos plox

Great. I wasn't really interested in provoking some kind of twatty anally-retentive debate about the exact views of an old comedy character. I was just talking about someone who likes moaning more than they like life. That's LFN. He will be still ranting about "scroungers sitting in front of their computers" in 2019 when wacko Camrun (who is almost as much of an Islam-licker as Corbyn) has brought back poorhouses for anyone who isn't a millionaire. Cos he finds that whole "actually following events" thing a bit too much for his battered brain. Can someone close this thread please. I didn't make this so that everyone could post shitty images from Facebook. (but give it a few hours so LFN has time to post his next saliva-soaked response)

Sergio Leone turned down the chance to direct The Godfather because he said it was shit Did you know that? Fun fact. The takeaway fact from this story is that The Godfather is shit.

Agreed. He's at the point now where he is asking his own supporters to clap him. He must see it's over. "You can actually pinpoint the moment where his heart broke" No, you can see him smile actually......... and so did his fans. Please (stop the) crap.

Is that all you've got? I'm gonna call you NFL from now on cos you have brain damage. And possibly only one ball.

Are you planning on spending the whole of Cameron's 2nd term complaining about the benefits that most sentient beings realise were outsourced to your imagination in about June 2011 or sumfing? Kind of pointless voting for him in the first place if you're just gonna carry on moaning like we're still living under Blair, isn't it? You daft cunt. Ask the nurse for an enema it'll do you good.

To be fair, the average suicide bomber finances their own chemicals, explosives, back packs and guns. Its not like our taxes are keeping them at home and sitting on their arses every day fucking about infront of a computer logged into DL. I don't think I've ever received a single penny of your or anyone else's taxes you fucking rapidly burgeoning Alf Garnett clone. Or very little. Wait, I think that's unfair, even that guy or "Steptoe" or whoever wasn't befuddled enough to be more outraged about "the unemployed" than terrorism.. At the rate you and Phantom are going you should just be glad there's someone here who doesn't have the opinions of someone who had to have their walking stick confiscated so they couldn't thwack the people who change their clothes for them with it.

How come you gets more angry about an "unemploted person" than at suicide bombers and peeps who shoot up their own Xmas work do? How come you've never once in your life told Halibuts to "sort it out"? Answer: Cos. You're. A. Dunce. PS anyone notice how "sort it out mate" sounds so much like EX-TER-MI-NATE?

Thanks for the short dismissive reply. Lets everyone know I've won. Keep trying to get the last word now in order to show me what "maturity" looks like!

It's literally like trying to reason with a dalek. Daft fucking twat. If I'm sooo stoopid for doing this "over a kit kat" how is she not stupid for wanting a whole lifetime supply of them? If you could answer that you would have by now you thick cunt. And yes her cult religion does have something to do with it because being a privileged Halibut allows her to get away with such ludicrous shite with a much more muted backlash, and she knows it. As for not being an "abuser", no I'm sure you don't want that. You're happy with being someone who openly cheers about my (mostly imagined) "school beatings" but then when challenged to a fight says "I'm not a violent person" (LOL). Much more classy.