Dr. Zorders

Aaw look, Baby Gervais found a weapon, it's an inflatable club with "COME ON IT'S ONLY A KIT KAT" written on it, and curiously he's hitting me over the head with it but not the bint who seems to be planning her whole life around them.

I notice only one person picked the aging gangster Whitey Bulger despite Johnny Depp playing him in a movie last year. Proof of Hollywood's declining influence? Also, when it comes to things you learn from following the DDP, skier Bill Johnson (from the latest update) had a really miserable last 15 years of his life (or more) which TMIB's obit kind of underegged... one of those "grim" sports stories that I never knew before. Reading the bottom half of his wiki is not for the easily depressed!

why,in the end aren't they all people too? Yes they are, fucking annoying ones. Erm.... have you looked at a map lately? Israel's fucking tiny, compared to the masses of Islamic countries yet their whole lives revolve around complaining about it. But guess who certain people like to accuse of "whining" or "exaggerating stuff" instead.... - me loolololololoolo. Fucktards.

"Exposed" me? The only thing Phantom will ever expose is himself when he's in the dementia home and that annoying inevitable thing starts happening where his dressing gown slips open 10 times a day. Phantom is the one with a simplistic world view based on skin colour or "religion" (true word: Cult): All Halibuts are magical misunderstood geniuses. All white western people who dare to ever criticise Halibuts or Islam should be shouted down and labelled as racist. That's him, show me any post where he has not lived up to that. I didn't say all Halibuts are bad people, many of them are desperate to leave their religion behind but are afraid because of the violence they will suffer from their own "community", which we do nothing about. I said Islam is evil and vile and more importantly left-wing Western people's slavish worship of Halibuts in the first place, Halibuts had no fucking power over us at all before that came along. I, like many others, don't want any more new refugees because we don't have the capacity to deal with them, especially the ones who are only here to cause trouble. You know, you can get in real trouble for saying that these days!

BTW Phantom, please stop suggesting I'm racist. I'm proudly anti-Islam because I think it's awful. There's nothing "prejudiced" about that, because we already know everything Islam is about. I am not discriminating against something "I don't understand" or "haven't given a fair chance", I'm objecting to something I perfectly well understand and know all too much about for comfort. You're the racist and bigot, you're racist and bigoted against non-Halibuts. For example how you categorically say all my problems are "self-created" just because you decided so, while never blaming Halibuts for any of theirs. AND you say it's our duty to solve all the Halibuts problems for them by hosting them pretty much indefinitely I assume, and in unlimited numbers despite our own problems? (you also bizarrely think that one of the "solutions" to their problems is to let them turn our towns, or parts of them, into exact ideological replicas of the same manic places they're fucking "fleeing" from, proving you have dementia). Me responding to your posts is about the intellectual equivalent of a caretaker having to clean up a kid's sick. The only challenge is the dreariness and grossness of it. p.s. can we get some of these posts moved to the "The Fights Between Phantom and Dr. Z" thread since I'm tired of this spilling into other threads and if I was a bouncer I'd have politely taken him into an alley by now

No dafter than other attempts from people trying to sue companies in the past https://www.legalzoom.com/articles/top-ten-frivolous-lawsuits All American. Her legal action wouldn't have anybody in the States batting an eye lid, maybe. If she wasn't a Halibut, Zorders wouldn't have said anything. Well I was shocked. Like I said I was expecting classier conduct from the people you and gazillions of others have demanded that we slavishly worship and never criticise!

From that article: I'm not Nestle, but my comment would be: fuck off. also from that article In some ways she has a point, but a lifetime supply is a bit extreme. 'Lifetime' is subjective though. She may be strapping on the backpack for visiting Dr Z , so it might have only been a weeks worth. I was gonna say, you never know what "lifetime supply" really means with Halibuts But I suppose you wishing me to die in an explosion for telling the truth came to about the same thing in the end.

If she was white and did not have that thing wrapped around her head she would probably be the new Rebecca Black in terms of internet ridicule by now. Islamophilia will be the death of mankind. Thanks once again to all the pathetic left-wing cunts, big and small, who decided to adopt this baby alligator of a religion as a pet on our behalf. Please, do kill yourselves. On camera.

Halibuts are like, so much classier than us decadent cheap tacky western swine innit http://www.itv.com/news/2016-02-01/woman-threatens-legal-action-over-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/

If "liberals" are so eager to face the so-called disastrous candidate Donald Trump why are they so derangedly carping "LOSER LOSER" over his close second finish in an attempt to do him down? Gosh, I almost think they don't want a populist like him to take on their horrendous shrew at all!

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jan/31/comments-audience-censorship-criticism Comment is "Free" just got even less free! The Guardian is no longer allowing comments on immigration articles. Presumably because erm, even in their fucking backyard the tide of opinion isn't going their way any more.

Anyone else remember this? The Moog Cookbook Second one is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana (..well I found it funny anyway)

If Trump puts of the Republican leaning middle voters and Sanders puts off the left leaning middle voters isn't there the potential room for an independent free thinking (nice guy) candidate. President Gates anyone? I take comfort in the fact that no matter who wins, the Jobs probably won't come back.

Prunella Scales in Channel 4's coma-inducing "Great Canal Journeys" doing her best impression of that funny-looking guy (not Steve Buscemi) in the 80s classic Escape from New York

I've heard of these, "benevolent hackers"?

So he couldn't even make his fucking mind up? BTW, Jawn Seener is an US-Americanyadafttwat

Please try not to be morbidlydullkid

To simulate Phantom's posts I read homoerotic fanfictions about Allah written by some guy called "GGalloway54"

http://news.yahoo.com/gay-syrian-refugees-hope-life-tested-dutch-camps-034324173.html Refugees in "not being the magical mass of angelic huggable misunderstood geniuses that the twisted washed-up Tony Blair groupies/clueless Che T-shirt wearing kiddies who invited them here fantasise they are" shock.

Is the debate on mandatory euthanasia after a certain age? Cos she's the best argument for it. Braindead fucking bint.

Blake's seven? Bit young to be flying a fucking spaceship around then isn't he!

WTF? I'm not in a "negative downward spiral". The world is. I go to bed and wake up with a smile (or at least a fair expression) on my face almost every day. It hasn't quite magically got rid of ISIS yet, but I'll keep you posted. BTW, could the Simon Harwood wannabe who moved the posts across, please move the first two posts (by Predictor and me) back to the thread they were in originally because none of that was "fighting".......? Fer Jesus's Christ's sake.

That's not him, what's wrong with you? There's no way that guy's 71! Oh yeah, also I just found out this weekend, that the internet wrestling writer Harry Simon committed suicide by gunshot in late December. He had lost his dad in the last year or something. He was one of the WrestleCrap guys, also less crappily he was one of the funny people on TheWrestlingFan back in the day so luckily his whole life wasn't devoted to calling perfectly fun things like Royal Rumble '99 "crap". .. Spade, have you ever done any wrestling blogging?

Erm... the humble banana? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35131751 Some sort of fungal outbreak or something apparently

Nobody... ever... said.... anything was anyone's... job around here. What kind of lame remark is that? You didn't hear me saying that when you hilariously posted that picture of a guy yawning, you internet legend. Is that the best you can come up with after 3 hours of thinking time? (Or will you now say "I HAD OTHER THINGS TO DO COS I HAVE A LIFE" but then curiously continue to attempt to argue with me endlessly?) Do you just enjoy the fact that I have to deal with your old crusty arse? Are you just pretending to be this dumb, like an old person who pees their pants in a care home for attention? You remind me of my brother who never got over the fact that I once sent him to hospital when we had a silly childhood scrap despite the fact he was about a foot taller than me. I think the problem is you've said lots of things which you normally believe are "argument enders" but I just keep coming. Maybe the best tactic you now have, to make me look like the bad guy for beating up on an old man, or something? Your continued attempts at outdoing me in the insult stakes are baffling.