Dr. Zorders

I currently have a fan on me. I'm not talking about the heat though, just Deathray sending me admiring PMs faintly disguised as "hate mail".

What will they dig his grave with? The Ace of Spades?

This thread is gonna look so stupid if the guys decide they can't be bothered to do one for 2016.

Well, at least they (traditionally) only threw people in jail for violent or serious crimes instead of just because you disagree with the government. You know, unlike certain places on earth you might mention. A few more years with a "Democrat" at the helm and that might only be a vague memory of course. I assume you're talking about Russia, Dr Z (of course you might never have heard of Sacco and Vanzetti). .And, Grimmmm, BTW the Death Penalty in the US if it is culling anybody it's Blacks. Actually I was talking about Cuba but yes good point, countries run by ex-KGB people are also gonna be similar hellholes.

Well, at least they (traditionally) only threw people in jail for violent or serious crimes instead of just because you disagree with the government. You know, unlike certain places on earth you might mention. A few more years with a "Democrat" at the helm and that might only be a vague memory of course.

There seems to be a problem with the dykes in Hebden Bridge.

He had clearly reached that strange point, just like Homer Simpson in the episode "King Size Homer", where something about him, maybe the combination of having such big boobs, the curvy chubby thighs, the cheap shabbiness of the only clothes you can find to fit you, and his defeated demeanour, make him look like a big sad middle aged, possibly vaguely lesbian woman. I'm going to call it "trans-fat".

My sincerest (deleted user)s Predictor .... (MH: SCHWEINHUND)

At least his generation aren't satisfied to have their entire fucking worldview spoonfed to them by this guy:

MH....... We already live in a depressing enough world. Can you please not add to it by tinkering with what isn't broken, and pointlessly erasing DL forum history by leaving people who had lots of likes with none, just because Deathray of all people asked you to go fiddling under the bonnet? IMO we've already had the world screwed up enough by dull and misguided white people who, y'know, got carried away in a fit of bored narcissism, and decided to appoint themselves as world-changing revolutionary geniuses who "move us forward". I would have thought adopting features from the Daily Mail comments would be the last thing most people want here anyway so that just makes it even more baffling coming from him How about increasing the PM inbox capacity instead (yeah I know you probably can't do that )

Yes I am quite pleased for Spade actually.

Good move brushing it off. The Living End has a gun you know

Why didn't they think of this 10 years ago? Poor guy. Stick a 6 pack of Shandy in his hand. He gets giddy then falls asleep for a nap at about midday. That's about the right drink for his mental age anyway.

I never collected, or wanted any dorky figures but you had a go at me over it... now you find these shame silos working in your office and you let them off the hook? Christ. To be fair (go on give it a try) for me you are a disembodied voice (albeit a rather loud) one with whom I have exchanged banter over the years we have been participating in the forum. I was not able to judge how representative you are of the population as a whole. Here the discussion turned to wrestling and before I was able to lambast the first person over their youthful enthusiasm for such a thing the second joined in and I was completely out of my depth. I know these two people quite well and this was unexpected. You are included in my all encompassing apology but as I have said it does not follow that I will now be happy about Wrestling picks but will probably keep quiet and treat it in the same way I do Rugby and Jazz music. Now you're trying to make me feel old! The funny thing is you're giving this apology, just as I'm starting to get bored of wrestling nostalgia myself. Or may be, I dunno. I've been thinking lately perhaps the glorious "Attitude" era from 1997-2001 (I try to call it the Austin/Rock era so as not to confuse it with a certain publication that is full of British sportsmen and male pop stars posing in their undies) is now fading into the memory so much it now resembles the 70s or something. Whatever. It may just be because WWE finally got off their arses and deleted tons of great stuff of certain easily accessible video websites. But yeah, I still feel that for some of the politically-minded people here, a form of entertainment that managed to predict/"foreshadow" by well over a decade, the real-life story of a frustrated annoying-voiced blond boy named Owen, trying to join the Nation of Islam for attention, should at least get some respect.

I never collected, or wanted any dorky figures but you had a go at me over it... now you find these shame silos working in your office and you let them off the hook? Christ.

Oh yeah whoops sorry... the idea of him ever picking up a shovel... ludicrous!

I was just wondering if they really celebrate Christmas in Cuba but then I realised obviously it's an excuse to have a party so Champagne Socialist Castro will probably be doing so in his mansion. Fingers crossed for an Xmas day heart attack everybody.

With such an easily adaptable surname like that, you probably have to be a nice or "amazing" guy or else.....

That was a bit forced, Maryport. Like your sexual antics?

I thought you were hardcore Tempus! Reading that dork? jesus man! I think I'm going to try and get hold of a book about David Lloyd George, anyone know read/know any good ones?

They only ever talk about ISIS on the news. Your average person out there doesn't even know there is a problem with militant Islam in Africa. Ignorance kills and it will kill "us" (whoever that is these days)

Careful now, Dr. Z. You´re sailing close to the wind with such statements, Godwin's Law and all that. You mean that thing Nazi dorks invented cause it was the only way they could psyche non-dorks into not calling them the Nazis they are/were? You know damn well what I mean - or should know if you're so clever. I've been tolerant of your quarrels and language so far. I draw the line at calling others Nazis, or comparing them to Nazis, unless you provide evidence that they are Nazis. Mike Godwin is alive and well. Now, yes offence but since you've labelled Geert Wilders a Nazi. Yes, I called (and call) Wilders a Nazi, because his ideology is close to Naziism. His jews are Halibuts and not all ideological boxes can be ticked, but if you actually read his stuff, you'll find many can. More importantly, calling a politician who makes bigotry a central issue of his party is a different matter of calling people who disagree that. You may point to whatever you like. What I'm fed up with is the bigotry and foul language. There no reason for the latter and the former is in conflict with reality and reason. No I didn't read all your posts. Some are quite bring. Yeah they often tend to have a "bring it" quality to them don't they. Everything is bigotry if you want to be totally honest (ha...ha?). No-one is fully qualified to judge anyone unless they can somehow magically see into their mind. You're just picking and choosing which ones you enforce obviously, as I guess has happened all throughout history. My posts are right here, if you can't be bothered to read all you are tasked to read as an admin (and maybe if you can't you should get a different weekend/evening hobby-job, which would be a bit sad because up until the other day you were one of only like 2 moderators I've ever come across who I would actually want to meet or shake hands with) that's you "judging all my posts" based on a few of them. I can't "meet all Halibuts" before I judge them cos I alternately find them dull and scary, and cos they live all over the world and I don't have the airfare/boatfare/kevlar money so erm, you seem to be putting a rather large and unattainable stipulation on me there. Anyway. I get what you're saying through all the vacillation (first it was "disruptive", then when you realised how weak that was it was bigoted). You want me to stop because you're scared. I guess what I was really disrupting was the ability of some, which they feel is almost like their birthright, to roll eyes at me or call me "childish" in response to something I said, without me actually challenging them on it. And then me daaaring to suggest maybe they might actually be the ones with opinions that need to be re-examined and updated. Enough to make a particularly rusty uterus fall out with outrage, I'm sure. And you can't have enjoyed the part where I threw Godwin's Law, the ultimate internet sneer grenade, back into your trench without blinking an eye. One minute you were demanding "evidence", almost like I wasn't allowed to call Phantom a Nazi without a photo of him putting up a big Swastika flag in his garage, then suddenly it was "Oh,, well.. uh... I just mean Wilders a Nazi but with Halibuts instead of Jews!". Hilarious. Okay, fine. I think, in a way maybe you're trying to stop me wasting my mind on people who claim to be more mature and intelligent than me but then come up with shit like this: I realised anyway, I already have enough wasted time in my life with creaky middle-aged women whose world revolves around medieval fiction, who think their smartphone makes them a lot more up to date than they are, who will continue to call anyone who talks about problems that they don't understand "ignorant" just because one of them hasn't popped out of a rural postbox and bashed them on the head yet, and if those problems do ever start busting into their dusty-fusty horizons, are hilarious enough to think that a "good old fashioned clip round the ear" will be able to deal with such a biblically unhinged level of miscreant. So you keep your eyes on the fictional medieval characters, deary, and I'll keep my eyes on the real ones. And don't worry, the whole thing where you said you'd go out in your car and charge the phone up if terrorists ever managed to blow up our power stations, I didn't totally laugh at that as the 21st century equivalent of a bloke clinging onto on the perpendicular decks of the Titanic saying "I'll be okay I've got this straw to breathe through!". And it's not like I managed to get a British leftie to actually boast about owning a gun, either. Right? (MH I'm going to keep going in the unlikely event they can bear to respond, unless you want to punish me for fighting in the fight thread........)

Can you move my post back into the Howto thread so it makes sense? (in the sense of, me addressing Predictor, and me not having "started" a thread about my own suspension?) I thought Schwieinhund was the most impossible to take seriously "swearword" in all of Europe. But then I guess, Europe is a continent where they think people who "smear" Halibuts deserve more punishment than the actual people who do the beheading so... stupid to "expect" anything really. Maybe we could not delete all accounts just cause they're abandoned though, some of them are quite amusing?

............ This account hack brought to you by Spade Cooley and Morbidkid, in their first collaboration.