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Do you mind? Someone could be driving a truck or operating heavy machinery as they read this forum!

He's probably more likely to get killed by Boko Haram the way things are going over there. Of course we don't mention that because it's haram...

So er, did he present any other "Play for the Day" episodes, or was the moon landings the only one?

Well you would probably like it if you were 20 years younger or something. But hey you like Dr. Who and that's for kiddies, so.... (*holds up shield for expected wrestling barbs* ....... christ, "shield" I might as well be playing D&D.) He made a guest appearance as himself in an episode in like series 3 or 4 something. The central character goes back to 1999 to try and stop himself being frozen in time and thus ending up waking up in the year 3000 (which was what happened in Episode 1 and was basically the premise of the series). Somehow Al Gore and Gary Gygax show up and lecture him that he was "meant" to go to the future and he needs to stop trying to mess with events. When Gygax shows up he says "Hi it's... *rolls dice*....... nice to meet you!". The fact that I'm actually recounting it should indicate I think it's one of the more enjoyable and clever scenes that I can recall. If you want a cringefest you'll have to seek out Bender singing "She'll be coming round the mountain" yourself..

Hey, you guys are the ones who have spent a whole century and more trying to make it illegal to be posh...... check yourself before you wreck your self maybe?

Dammit: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=peen Screw ya Raquelle... Oh well... yeah it's still a gross word.

Sorry but how does one unsuccessfully shoot themselves in the head? Either they hit the target or they didn't. SC Maybe he got the wrong head

Got to be the lamest auction ever. Rob Ford memorabilia? Wow..... utter shite, especially offensive to someone as financially fucked as me to think people out there have money to spend on such crap. Although I suppose his undies might come in useful if someone doesn't want to shell out for a proper beach towel.

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Okay, you ever heard it any other time? I still think had a very low and borderline-cryogenic status until the age of "4chan" super-dweeboids who all somehow manage to hack impenetrable US security computers AND Hollywood starlet's dirty phone pictures at the same time using only one hand.

Good change from the usual Room 101 stuff... It was probably intended (semi-consciously) to make people feel uncomfortable. It's definitely an internet-era coined word, coined by someone who batters their own about 50 times a day..... or did when he invented it. I'd be amazed if there's any record of it before 2000....... or even 2005 for that matter. There's many reasons why it makes you feel so grossed out but I don't wanna go into them, maybe someone else who does feel like being gross and is also thinking the same as me about it, will do so.

The real debate story MPFC is how Cameron suddenly and hilariously decided that the Greens (and every other shitty little party) were oh-so-important and desperately lassoed them into the picture like a shoplifter jumping into a crowd of hobos to hide himself from the toddling security guards, because he was too scared to debate Farage effectively "one-on-one" in a triple-threat debate with Wallace in which Wallace's role would ultimately end up being about as memorable and meaningful as Ken Shamrock's in the brilliant three-man cage match between The Rock, Shamrock and Mankind at WWF's "Breakdown" PPV in September 1998 BTW, speaking of Wallace, how fucking shit is his party and its supporters in the media and general populace that they can't even manage a poll lead against a pale ghoul of a human being who looks like he dines on bats, and his deranged mates who enjoy tipping crippled fuckers out of their wheelchairs into the gutter just for the sick amusement and the paltry few quid it saved?

He failed his saving throw. Gary is part of the reason I am here. Only one person at my work had heard of him. Well..... shall we have a dice-throw to decide whether that's a good thing or not? Since the first place I saw/heard of him was his guest appearance on Futurama, he always reminds me of the irksome fact that I used to watch it, I'm probably gonna have to give him the thumbs down overall =/

Hahaha..... that's rich. BTW you may want to investigate how that PM function works instead of mucking up a perfectly good thread with superfluous noise. No one else wants to see all that. Lastly, your complaint was that it 'wasn't wrestling related', now once that's shot down your target has moved and you complain that it's 'tenuous'. Could be your just jealous you didn't find the link. Or are a horse's arse. Anyway, I'll take my own advice, I'm done posting OT nonsense here. Message me if you need to Dr. Z. SC Rich..... rich....... how about I shove a Rich Tea in each of your eye sockets, shove forged bearer bonds in your mouth and tie you to a safe? That rich enough for you? Also, I got a clogged PM in/outbox, I'm not gonna delete a moderately amusing conversation I had with Predictor like in December or something so I can tell you how to handle the forum equivalent of wiping your arse Quit hatin on me man you're dancin on the edge.

^If you were a defunct record label you'd be TMI.

No it is with you..... If I posted every extremely tenuous thing I saw on the internet here, I'd have you all believing in man-caused-climate-change and a peaceful religion named Islam by next week! Stop being daft or we'll give you the shaft.

let me guess, you've not heard of them so they're "dull suggestions" Actually the funny thing is, I can admit I got mildly carried away by bashing some people mentioned here because I forgot this is for just general suggestions, not suggestions for the front page of DL. And yes actually I did know he was the director of some old Bond movie..... But that doesn't stop it being dull, and actually I don't think he's at all guaranteed to get a qualifying obit for the DDP either. Why should I have heard of him? I can remember tons of movie "facts", but remembering which generic nobody directed which old Bond film is a pursuit probably too lame even for people who think Richard Osman appearing on Football Focus to give his tips for the weekend's fixtures is a "telly highlight of the year". And anybody could have directed Alfie too, movies like that aren't about the director......... At lot of journalists are massive nerds and if a Doctor Who actor or a Bond director dies it is very easy copy they could write in their sleep. Gilbert will obit big time. In addition to being thickos But yeah I see what you mean.

Yeah but is F1? http://www.grandprix247.com/2015/02/10/ecclestone-has-stupid-plan-to-bolster-shrinking-f1-grid/ http://www.espn.co.uk/f1/motorsport/story/193209.html

So... "beware the lack of March"?

Don't Yank my chain.

If you were saying that it looks a bit like the guy in my avatar....... thats just some guy from a film Also, I would have been far too young to be able to get along unmolested in the world of TV in 1994.

Dad, I couldn't care less about how your sweater-wearing sunday school teacher taught you to draw concentric sphincters on a chalkboard during the few moments in the late 50s when you weren't doing duck and cover drills! It has no meaning! And like anyone who has half a brain worth saving Hitler-style, I only see whirring spiral vortexes when people try to start explaining stuff with circular bullshit. The only reason why you should post something in the Dead of 2015 when you've already posted it in the relevant thread is because you think it's notable enough that it should go on there so people can scroll through at the end of the year and remind themselves which big names died. Since the most memorable thing about that senator is the funny joke you made, he definitely doesn't count. Okay? YOU SWIVEL-EYE CROP CIRCLE MOTHERFUCKER. Also suggest I'm gettin jiggy with Deathray again and I'll do another complete 180 and call for your banning

Do we think maybe BBC4 might soon have a reason to repeat this masterpiece?

Hey SC that made me laugh but why did you post it in two threads? Just to annoy the baying mob? You shouldn't get involved in spats over posting you'll end up obsessed and unable to speak about any other topic, like rockhopperpenguin..... Anyway if you want my stance I don't really care too much about stuff being posted twice but by the same person is unnecessary.....

49 is like 99 in fat rapper years and he's probably just a big bag of diabetes. So it's probably a statement of truth as well as a lame attempt at pretending it was an accident.