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He's got that nurse-type woman in his bed now https://twitter.com/simonsam/status/561592497827086336 Wonder if he can still... y'know.

That tweet is about Geraldine McEwan Well anyway, this is too weirdly coincidental to be an accident, it's a copycat "attempt" got to be.

He's trying to keep active, but it's evident that he is in failing health So is Zsa Zsa gabor... That reminds me Happy 98th next week ZZ ! Zsa Zsa has been confined to her bed for the past few years. So unless she's got a stack of crossword and wordsearch books by her bed, I don't know how she's keeping active. Problem is, she's blind/deaf/mute/paralyzed/almost unconscious/etc. so she can't do crosswords and wordsearch. She's still in better shape than the girlfriends of the members of the losing team will be 20 minutes after they get home from the Super Bowl.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Richards

No, he was Secretary of State under both Nixon and Ford. And he was the proud originator of the quote "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac". Which if true is lucky for him because being a big roly-poly 90-year-old who sounds like Woody Allen after a botched vocal cord operation is the ultimate anti-aphrodisiac.

Not a conspiracy theory as such but gross, scary and has bad implications with regards to future "uses"..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31042477

As he is not on any of my lists and is totally awesome I wish him all the best. He is always a joy to watch and always seems to be enjoying himself. Classy as always Bibs.... BTW I think we might have to slightly downgrade his national treasure status when you realise the fact that his two hilarious appearances as the host of HIGNFY may have been enough to artificially keep that show on the air?

^FWIW I actually agree. I was gonna add something like that yesterday but I was busy trying to burp the end credits tune of Dad's Army as a spontaneous tribute to Clive Dunn. It's his name, he clearly hates it like I used to regret having an ALL CAPS USERNAME once upon a time on an old forum but hey sometimes bad stuff happens. I can't be bothered to Disqus this any more, it's his biznizz not mine.

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Listen up mate im well proper impoverished, once the tags off can you show me how to knock stuff off? you owe me one I created this thread it has turned out to be like the welcoming burger van that greets you on the outside or something. all the gangs here

Just saw Pistol Pete on Newsnight talking about everyone's favourite World-War-2-winning car-insurance dog. Did we know he's the last surviving member of a Winston Churchill cabinet? I suppose it isn't surprising there's only one. Also, from the Churchill documentary on BBC last night, I found out about this....... of which Carrington was a member but our other superannuated pal Denis Healey was not.

So, it's his fault the care system is overloaded with the elderly in 2015, then. Without him more public servants would have had a pay rise this year. Do you mean that seriously or is it Satire? I'm assuming you mean that seriously. In this point of view your Statement is just tasteless and disgusting I would have got back to you sooner but I was stuck behind a queue of pensioners in the local Post Office. What was that about a saltire? You shouldn't go accusing Cumbrians of being Scots, you might, like, cause offence, or summat. IT'S RUPERT! HE'S RUPERT MURDOCH

Are you a mobile toilet

it's an okay name bro, we like it.... deathray I mean. the new one is too long. Since you said something about my mum once I think its fair for me to interject or something and try to change ur mind before you "go through with it" (signed, som1 who doesnt want you to become something you accused me of being)

Non-wrestling fans confusing themselves in this thread.......... This is the worst invasion since.... The.

RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR "SUMMONED" AFTER THEIR BOMBER PLANES SKIRTED BRITISH AIRSPACE http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/29/world/uk-russia-bombers-intercepted/ (ok, not Ukraine but very WWIII-ish or summat)

Yeah but erm............... y'know.......... why would the 83-year-old rumpled-albino-pancake-faced multi-squillionaire CEO of NewsFuckinCorp need to pop down to the post office when he can send one of his unpaid slave interns to fetch his totally unnecessary/non-existent winter heating allowance/pension payment? ................ This is either the lamest wind-up ever or you badly need a bracing-cold jet of shower water sprayed on/up your back-passage (or whatever 19th century shit they used to do for people who needed a nice "wake-up"........) (Now come and have a go at me again when I'm just trying to fuckin give you some nice free helpful advice in my own inimitable style...)

um.... Fox News Alert: IT WAS A JOKE MAN!

It meant "Post office". He was just leaving himself a little reminder - "Must get down to the post office in the morning", standard stuff for men and women of his age

Going back to Churchill - did anyone watch the BBC documentary on his last days/funeral last night? Aside from the fact that Jeremy Paxman (presenter of it) is really starting to look old, it was pretty high quality, plus there was at least one genuine moment of unintentional hilarity.

That's pretty much all we've been hearing about on the news here in Minneapolis. Since most of the people here either support Green Bay Packers or Minnesota Vikings, it dominates the news. What I don't understand is why each club provides the balls, but instead have the NFL say these are the ones you're playing with and kick all the others to one side. I thought the balls had been inspected (oooer missus) before the game and found to be fine, but it was during the game there's the accusation that they were deflated? This kind of bullshit is so tedious. It won't affect a sport as "big" as NFL (i.e. one where tons of idiots blindly worship it no matter what). But I remember as a young'un in the mid-90s when I saw the TV news reports of Michael Atherton getting in "major" trouble just for rubbing a bit of dirt from his pocket on a cricket ball....... I've never really been able to take cricket seriously when that is pretty much my first memory of it, lololoolo. I've watched the Ashes but never felt really comfortable doing so. F1's popularity has been severely hobbled over the last decade by this kind of petty rule-infringements type of thing too. Although, there's plenty of other issues too (hence dropping viewership and a considerable sense of panic in the sport right now) but I'm not telling a squillionaire like Bernie, or his gormless subordinates, what they're doing wrong for free thats for fucking sure. There was that and also the controversy about a few bowlers keeping bottle caps in their pockets to gouge bits out of the cricket ball. Ever since the whole thing with match fixing involving fooball players such as Bruce Grobbelaar, it ruined my enjoyment of the game. I was never sure if players were really trying their best to win or if there was a promise of a big cash bonus if they let in a few goals. Well Grobelaar was cleared. Also I think you'll find that's only the second-most odd thing he's ever been involved in.

LOLOLOL Come on, I think a lot more threads end up in lengthy discussions of Dr. Who. Not sure how serious you are there....... I've been thinking about making a wrestling discussion thread here on extra-curricular for a while. I just thought it would annoy or spook some of the.... well, types like you, I guess. But to me it seems nonsensical, surely if "they" can handle the DDP being dominated by someone who seems like some sort of e-robot built by the denizens of the CookdandBombd forums, and sit there fawningly congratulating him at the end of each year, I honestly can't see how they would consider a wrestling thread "more" tasteless than that....... Still not sure if you're seriously angling for wrestling to be "segregated" though It was really an atempt at a humorous anotation to the discussion we are having on the 2015 Deathlist thread. I don't have any interest in Wrestling (or really sport for that matter) and I have no idea who most of these people are and once I know they are Wrestlers I have no wish to know more. Live and let live. They are not going to end up on any of my teams and I will moan about them if they appear on the main list (in a 'well I wouldn't have' way) but there is nothing to stop you filling your own teams with them and them being discussed in their own threads . I will skim over them as I do the American Football and Ice Hockey threads. It got quite grumpy after I left yesterday. Yeah..... ok I wasnt sure if you were kidding or not. The other reason I haven't made one is I find the current state of it terrible (the extremely few times I actually care to notice/check in on it, I mean) so that's why. After all, the corporate behemoth "WWF"/WWE bought-out all their competition/rivals nearly 14 years ago now so maybe it's not really surprising.

LOLOLOL Come on, I think a lot more threads end up in lengthy discussions of Dr. Who. Not sure how serious you are there....... I've been thinking about making a wrestling discussion thread here on extra-curricular for a while. I just thought it would annoy or spook some of the.... well, types like you, I guess. But to me it seems nonsensical, surely if "they" can handle the DDP being dominated by someone who seems like some sort of e-robot built by the denizens of the CookdandBombd forums, and sit there fawningly congratulating him at the end of each year, I honestly can't see how they would consider a wrestling thread "more" tasteless than that....... Still not sure if you're seriously angling for wrestling to be "segregated" though

Appreciate the response and information! I'll practice patience and restrict my check-ins accordingly and be both surprised and pleased to see the refreshed updates when they do appear - unless, that is, one of my picks is announced as dead and then I'll run like a screaming schoolgirl to the nearest screen to login and sit and wait impatiently for the update! One's first blood should be especially exciting after all! Okay no need to rag on about it. Although for some reason it feels oddly ironic that you have a period photo as your avatar. Can't think why. And yes there is a big sense of tension preceding an update, whenever it happens in the month.

That's pretty much all we've been hearing about on the news here in Minneapolis. Since most of the people here either support Green Bay Packers or Minnesota Vikings, it dominates the news. What I don't understand is why each club provides the balls, but instead have the NFL say these are the ones you're playing with and kick all the others to one side. I thought the balls had been inspected (oooer missus) before the game and found to be fine, but it was during the game there's the accusation that they were deflated? This kind of bullshit is so tedious. It won't affect a sport as "big" as NFL (i.e. one where tons of idiots blindly worship it no matter what). But I remember as a young'un in the mid-90s when I saw the TV news reports of Michael Atherton getting in "major" trouble just for rubbing a bit of dirt from his pocket on a cricket ball....... I've never really been able to take cricket seriously when that is pretty much my first memory of it, lololoolo. I've watched the Ashes but never felt really comfortable doing so. F1's popularity has been severely hobbled over the last decade by this kind of petty rule-infringements type of thing too. Although, there's plenty of other issues too (hence dropping viewership and a considerable sense of panic in the sport right now) but I'm not telling a squillionaire like Bernie, or his gormless subordinates, what they're doing wrong for free thats for fucking sure.